Get dubs in this thread and you will get a gf exactly thirty days after the next time you watch American Psycho.
Don't ask me how it works, but I promise you it does.
Get dubs in this thread and you will get a gf exactly thirty days after the next time you watch American Psycho
Check these singles
Virgin for life
Name a film with better opening credits.
Never watching American Psycho again.
lol
But, I'm a woman..
the absolute madman
Poor guy. Enjoy your gf
Impressive. Very nice.
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but... why so early?
my dudes
Look at the big dubs on Brad. I hope she's a cutie
I've never watched American Psycho because I keep getting it mixed up with Psycho, the one with the hotel. I thought it was just a remake. Actually, I've never watched Psycho either. Should I watch them? How do they hold up?
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mate
SAVE ME
Tfw never will have dubs or gf
Do I even want a girlfriend?
Pls
Not even a gf is worth watching that pos again
Rub-a-dub-dubs
rolling for a tastefully thick woman
Roll
I know which gril already
aww
better luck next time
Check'em
give em pls
o fuck
reroll bitches
i want a bf
roll
Pls
God please let me get dubs
Wehey
SNYDER!?!
Well done.
This is a joke though
But what if I already have a gf
b-but I don't watch American Psycho
I don't want to watch American Psycho again.
Can I hook a car battery to her tits or do I have to be a yuppie for this?
I dropped my last gf and I don't want no more. I like to be alone. Pls NO dubs. Check em!
Will watching the sequel work?
only if you watch it twice.
Your dubs aren't a joke.
Roll
Going to watch tomorrow. If this doesn't work I'm coming after you OP
wew lad
check these
pls
I believe you
Nice digits my dude
I will ask out the girl at the gym if its a dubs.
I have to go return some videotapes
Kek. Nice mate.
live stream it faggot
godspeed brother
Have fun getting married and giving all your money to Schlomo Shekelstein, goyim.
Virgin for life, staying redpilled forever.
im killing myself if i don't get some nice digits
check'em
>American Psycho
>Bad
This is shit.
>dat shit taste
help me bale man you are my only hope
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probably a bookfag
I guess not!
get in
Only gays get dubs tbqh famillia
I've read the book multiple times, and I still love the film.
Bale IS Bateman.
Dubs please Lord Kek
check these trips
>gf get!
if i get singles now i'm stealing my moms dildo and fucking myself to sleep
>implying
top kek
go on son
make sure to think of us
if i get doubles you wont
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I want my waifu as a gf
also dubs for me too
Faggot I'm getting dubs
dont think so bro
it is
Wew Lawd
Reroll, I haven't watched it in a while, might as well make it useful