Get dubs in this thread and you will get a gf exactly thirty days after the next time you watch American Psycho

Get dubs in this thread and you will get a gf exactly thirty days after the next time you watch American Psycho.
Don't ask me how it works, but I promise you it does.

Check these singles
Virgin for life

Name a film with better opening credits.

Never watching American Psycho again.

lol

But, I'm a woman..

the absolute madman

Poor guy. Enjoy your gf

Impressive. Very nice.

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but... why so early?

my dudes

Look at the big dubs on Brad. I hope she's a cutie

I've never watched American Psycho because I keep getting it mixed up with Psycho, the one with the hotel. I thought it was just a remake. Actually, I've never watched Psycho either. Should I watch them? How do they hold up?

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mate

SAVE ME

Tfw never will have dubs or gf

Do I even want a girlfriend?

Pls

Not even a gf is worth watching that pos again

Rub-a-dub-dubs

rolling for a tastefully thick woman

Roll
I know which gril already

aww
better luck next time

Check'em

give em pls

o fuck

reroll bitches

i want a bf
roll

Pls

God please let me get dubs

Wehey

SNYDER!?!

Well done.

This is a joke though

But what if I already have a gf

b-but I don't watch American Psycho

I don't want to watch American Psycho again.

Can I hook a car battery to her tits or do I have to be a yuppie for this?

I dropped my last gf and I don't want no more. I like to be alone. Pls NO dubs. Check em!

Will watching the sequel work?

only if you watch it twice.

Your dubs aren't a joke.

Roll

Going to watch tomorrow. If this doesn't work I'm coming after you OP

wew lad

check these

pls

I believe you

Nice digits my dude

I will ask out the girl at the gym if its a dubs.

I have to go return some videotapes

Kek. Nice mate.

live stream it faggot

godspeed brother

Have fun getting married and giving all your money to Schlomo Shekelstein, goyim.
Virgin for life, staying redpilled forever.

im killing myself if i don't get some nice digits

check'em

>American Psycho
>Bad

This is shit.

>dat shit taste

help me bale man you are my only hope

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probably a bookfag

I guess not!

get in

Only gays get dubs tbqh famillia

I've read the book multiple times, and I still love the film.

Bale IS Bateman.

Dubs please Lord Kek

check these trips

>gf get!

if i get singles now i'm stealing my moms dildo and fucking myself to sleep

>implying

top kek

go on son

make sure to think of us

if i get doubles you wont

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I want my waifu as a gf

also dubs for me too

Faggot I'm getting dubs

dont think so bro

it is

Wew Lawd

Reroll, I haven't watched it in a while, might as well make it useful