Be me. Be a janitor

>Be me. Be a janitor.
>Work for the company for 4 months, soon to be 5.
>Go to work tuesday
>Get there around an hour early so I can sit and chat with my co-workers
>Older female coworker shows me an adorable video of a puppy swimming with dolphins.
>It's kind of "egh", but it's pretty rewarding to watch to the end.
> After some waiting and phone browsing, it's now 4:45
> P.M. not A.M. Janitors work when everyone is leaving
>Bosses show up because they usually work with us.
>Tell me and the older female coworker I mentioned to come over to the corner with them
>I feel nervous. Did I fuck something up? Do they think we did something wrong?
>I nervously comply, and sit down at the table.
>Boss of my boss tells me we're being laid off.
>My coworker starts flipping out
>"This is bullshit, boss!"
>I feel sad. I'm not entirely sure what it means to be laid off. I think it means fired.
>She explains it to me. They're letting me go. I can go home. May call me for work way into the future
>I leave
>I feel very pissed.
>I stop at the closest column of the building.
>I start screaming, leaning into the column, punching it.
>I decide to go for a walk. Listen to heavy metal music. Angry heavy metal music.
>Tell everyone I pass that I just got laid off, and that I'm really pissed off.
>Stop at a few places.
>They're not hiring.
>Start feeling sad. Start listening to sad music.
>It starts to get dark, looks like it may rain
>I decide to head home.
>I'm 20, and I live with my parents. Most a min wage part time job can get me.
>Currently Thursday

>What do I do Sup Forums?

Didn't read bro sry

Well, you got a laugh outta me. Thanks for that. Here's a laugh in exchange

You should punch a column and tell people that you're laid off and angry.

Get unemployment checks while you find new work

hit the gym and delete facebook, eat red meat and work out

file for unemployment and survive off of that shit for weeks until you find another job

you can also get more money out of it if your employer supposedly doesnt report it to the state

How do I do that?

you cant get any better

Are you even a real person? Right now, porn is just reminding me that I'm single, and of the girl I dated in the summer of 2014.

ok because a similar thing happened to me and i got out of it pretty easy il type this all out but you BETTER FUCKING LISTEN im working at this hotel and this 18 y o slut starts working there and she is still in school for a bit so eventually her friends are using the hotel pool after hours and eventually we fuck and get fired for it and im fucking pissed coz the hotel manager fired us because her kid was one of the people that used the pool with me and slut and thats how she found out so i hear about this compound that is basically the chemical in mushrooms that make you trip mixed with nail polish remover its a drug analog that isnt illegal in the us called 4aco dmt bought a couple grams and a scale online with my last paycheck,slinging it for 10 dollars for .02 grams left and right.im fucking killing it selling to this sluts friends.eventually same fucking snitch managers son wants some and im like fuck it bygones.nope he freaks out his mom not knowing shit like the fact that he cant od on this calls an ambo the next day the cops hassle the fuck out of me find the shit on me even though i told them i didnt consent to a search i tell them the 4aco isnt for human consumption and it even says that on the bag they say it field tests positive for heroine they want to take me downtown but im telling them they dont have me on shit and when they test it i will sue the shit out of them,they say if i let them test the rest of it they will let me go. tehy probably got fucking gone as fuck because i never heard from them again

>Anonymous 01/19/17(Thu)05:29:58 No.719507128


I'm starting to see suicide as a possible option. Might as well die young. Then again, suicide's not an answer. Homicide, however . . .

Do you want a job user? You will learn. It's illegal, like 150$ a week. Not drugs or sex related. Never have to meet anyone, risk getting vanned and arrested.

Yes, I want a job. What's the offer?

Good luck with Centrelink with how bad they'be been lately. It would be shit but a fast food place could always need another cook.

Strbx is usually hiring part time. Especially weekends apparently. Also try hardware stores?? Maybe warehouse jobs?? None of those have drug tests for.

If you got laid you could also collect ei if you have enough hours. +150$ a month, you post your email here and get a new one after or just make a new one and post it

And I'm going to hack the fuck out of you tbh. Your social media and all that. I have to know everything about you Incase you fuck us.

fucking crybaby loser like you could kill an erection with your shit attitude i would have fired you just to be rid of you,i hope you parents kick you out soon,there is nothing wrong or even illegal selling 4 aco dmt

>>What do I do Sup Forums?

Find another job.

Since you were laid off, you can file for unemployment. (If you live in America)
Make sure on your application that you dont mention you were fired. Because you werent. You were layed off.

Unemployment benefits will pay you monthly a portion of your old income for free for a number of months. Take advantage of that free money while you look for another job.

tldr, find a real job

OP here, its easy said to get a new job but i already tried any store out in my town. Nobody is in need for employees. Right now for the day i decided to get some wood out of the woods, chop em and sell to some neighbors. Maybe i get myself some bucks for mc donalds later. I will try not to pay for my meal but to work it off. Is that a good idea?