Hey Sup Forums I was jerking off to some crazy porn that was super sick and disgusting and i loved it! My dick was as...

Hey Sup Forums I was jerking off to some crazy porn that was super sick and disgusting and i loved it! My dick was as hard as it would have ever been! But my hand got tired and i switched to my left hand, Which is my less superior hand, And it felt good..... WAY better than my strong hand, This confuses me because my left hand has less technique and i hardly use it, Explain Sup Forums

You're a faggot.

> thread over

You're on Sup Forums dumbass, All of us are faggots.

my less superior hand
How many hands have you got? Retard.

Learn how to greentext faggot, And i have two, Three if you count my third one inside your mother, Your the retard newfag.

Go back to school and learn comparatives.
Your the retard
And the difference between your and you are (you're). It's more useful than knowing how to greentext. You're the retard.

Oh, and also learn the difference between a comma and a period. Unless that's too much for your tiny brain to take in as well.

I know how to spell "you're" I just figured i didnt need to because im lazy, So fuck you if you think i have to do anything right for a faggot off the internet, And i didnt do anything wrong but ya call me a retard, So expect me to fight back dumbass, And what i said makes sense, A person has two hands, One is a strong and one is a weaker hand, Seriously, kys.

Ah, so you do know comparatives. If you need it spelling out to you: you cannot have a less superior hand unless there is a superior, less superior and at least one other inferior hand. If you can use English you should at least do so for the sake of clarity. And kys etc etc

I dont get why that matters, One hand is superior than the other, What the fuck is wrong with you user...

If you have two hands you have a superior hand and an inferior hand, not a less superior hand because that hand would still have to be superior to another hand although not by as much as the other more superior hand. Also it is superior to the other, not superior than the other. If you don't get why that matters you truly are retarded. There is nothing wrong with me. You on the other hand really do need to learn English properly (pun intended).

Whats wrong with my eblish? You can understand me just fine! And why did this technical shit matter? I mean you knew what i was saying anyway so fuck you. Kinda glad your keeping my thread alive though, Wanna have a roast war?

i feel like a cock, I meant English* lool

Lol! Sorry user, I've got to get to the supermarket, sorry you caught me in a bit of a bad mood... I'll leave you with your thoughts in that less superior brain of yours. Been a pleasure.

You're 12 and just realized what your dick is for. Go ask daddy to show you how to use it properly. He's always up for some hands on demonstrations for the kids.

Lmao

shut the fuck up OP...

ITT; newfag finds the pizza.

It's because you are a faggot. Just an hero yourlself and everything will be ok

Im not suicidal though :/

I fapped on girls getting laid by dogs

You should be.