These two knock on your door. What do

These two knock on your door. What do

don't answer

>standard procedure
Close all the lights and pretend no one is home.

Ask the dude in the tracksuit if he wants to go bowling

see what they want, welcome them into my home if need be, guy looks like a nice fellow

...

Would you like to go loiter and squat together cousin?

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Try to hit as many of the dots as possible with 9mm rounds

Yep right up until the are yelling Alan's Snackbar and cutting your head off with a tea biscuit

Call the bomb squad

Invite them in for tea. What could go wrong?

topkek
say hello to my new neighburs

guess my country

Kek

Sweden.

Tell them to gtfo and clean the spot where they knocked.

questions, questions..

set the dogs on them

close, but more south

Netherlands, Germany, Belgium

>questions, questions..
10/10 post, apply for a job at the FBI now.

Looks like the FBI installed a listening device in the lamp, but forgot to replace the lamp shade. The same FBI man left "his" wallet, so he would have an excuse to return.

the middle one
but they are ok, mot much to say against them
just noisy

She looks like a patch of the universe, holy polka dot batman

She looks like she's wearing an acid trip.

Strange. The woman seems generic middle eastern but the man is clearly a persian

looks more that YOU knocked on their door and they invited you in.

Frying pan to the face for the female sand monkey. Headbutt and curb stomp for the male sandnigger

Pull out my cross, yell "NON NOBIS DOMINE" then stab them.

The Federal Republic of Cuckastan

Greet them shirtless.

Sorry, you guys are wearing far too many clothes.

explode back

If you do this, they surely know no one is home and will try to get in.

i have no clue what u on about. and i watch lots of x-files.

In sweden we would invite them in, so they could take take our money and then our daughters ...

No turban tho. What if he's a turban wheesperer but not a turban