Go to cinema

>go to cinema
>order a burger with no onions
>get to your seat
>there's onions on it

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just drop them on the floor then

>order a burger with onions on it
>the onions are raw
Literally inedible tbqh

theres nothing wrong with onions you bitch

How do you guys even get past the no singles policy?

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>Order burger pizza
>It's actually a pizza burger

Not everyone has the same taste in food you underage retard. I fucking hate onions.

I weigh as much as two people.

>Theater
>Burger

What?
Is this an american thing?

>eating burgers
>in cinema

>being 12 years old

kys

>order a medium coke, "hold the ice"
>it melts in his hand

>forget and leave my falcon at home
>have to rent one of the retarded theater falcons
At least the line for the shower wasnt that bad

>American theatre
>Everyone eating burgers
>Film starts
>Deafening round of applause
>People are cheering, no screaming
>Bits of burger flying out of mouths everywhere
>People stand up and get into a frenzy
>Guns being fired into the ceiling

>go to the kino repository
>order some iced crab legs
>it ain't me starts playing
>"Careful sir, the bucket is hot"

>try to be suave in front of my date
>order a fanta "shaken, not stirred"
>we go into the theater
>I open it up and it sprays all over the place
>she leaves and I have to sit through Kung Fu Panda 2 all alone and sticky

...

>wake up
>Sup Forums sucks
>browse for 14 hours anyway
>still sucks when I go to bed
>wake up

>people have different tastebuds than me
>WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY EAT THINGS THAT TASTE BAD TO YOU BECAUSE I LIKE THEM
What does autism feel like?

Children have sweet taste buds.

>tfw Night Hark theater in New York actually serves beer and food in the theater.
>at times there will be special meals for the particular movie you're watching

Suck it euro fags. Also, it's dead silent suprisingly enough.

Eat your veggies, Tyrone.

Gross. The theaters around here don't put onions on our seats.

>"I'm sorry sir, you said you wanted FOUR chili dogs? Aren't you just one guy?"

It's a "No SHINGLES" policy, you fucking morons

Do you actually think theatres give a fuck about single people seeing movies?

Anyone else order two full meals for themselves? I don't always do it but I have been more often lately

>it is a hits too close to home episode

>onions
OP I can relate

>mac

I'm only jelly of the fact that you currently have hot food. Your macbook and lack of tomorrow theme truly disgust me.

Photon master race

Enjoy your eye strain.

What's wrong with onions? I love onions.
And also who goes to the cinema anymore when a projector is so cheap and the bluray comes out in a month on private trackers.

>Order the lobster appendages
>get the crab legs

>using meme styles

Yotsuba B is quintessential Sup Forums. It is as Classic as coke and marble statues. Only philistines use some edgy new style. Practically crying to the world "LOOK HOW DIFFERENT & UNIQUE I AM!"

Nobody who browses Sup Forums with a style other than Yotsuba B can rightfully call themselves a grown up.

Raw red onion on a burger is patrician taste.

OP confirmed pleb.

Nigger almost everything I eat and drink is bitter and spicy to some extent, you just have autism and can't comprehend that other people have differing tastes from you.
See above

this desu

Correct

Lel I'm not even the guy you were arguing with

Raw onions have more flavor and crunch, fuck you

I think it's an american thing, like how they leave chocolate on your bed at hotels.

>Guns being fired into the ceiling
tfw when he realises his mistake

>go to cinema
>order a dozen raw eggs
>get to your seat
>it's actually a dozen confetti eggs

I always eat them anyway

>that reddit tab

>Not doing this
youtube.com/watch?v=w-JavVqC-TU

What a faggot

>Successfully sneak frozen pizza past the Cinema guards in my oversize suit.
>Cheese, pepperoni, tomato sauce, it's all there...
>On a rating of 1 -10, 6.4 being average, rate my cinema going experience a 7.962

When I order an indian takeaway I starve myself for 24 hours then get 2 full sets of curry/rice/naan/vegtable side/onion bhaji, and eat it over the course of about 6 hours

I usually don't eat the second rice, but I feel that it adds credibility to the 'oh he must be ordering for 2 people' ruse