NO GREENTEXT THREAD?

NO GREENTEXT THREAD?

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bump

user's just don't care about green text nowadays

This is the second one of these I've seen and I absolutely love them. Are there any more?

Rolling

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Greentexts are better that 90% of the shit here these days. I'll dump mine

Oldie but goodie

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>be me
>26 khv
>Lurking /r9k/, Sup Forums and other boards since around 2007
>never really post just enjoy the shitposting and memes
>Get jealous of all the other anons incest experiences
>Finally decide ill have my own
>Live alone with mummy
>Summer of 2016 14 year old cousin is over boi pucci meme at its hype
>beggerscantbechoosers.jpg
>He loves fairy odd parents because hes has asperges or something.
>He wants to go to comicon together
>Yeahsurewhatever.jpg
>Dresses up as genderbent timmy turner
>Legs shaved
>Perfect boi pussy
>Instantdiamonds
>Pin him down watch him cutely squirm
>Hes literally drooling for my cock
>"What the fuck are you doing user" he says lustfully
>You best start believin in shitposting stories miss turner, you're in one.
>Mfw

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Any lurkers?

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Maximum kek.

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i wish this one was real

Looks real enough to me

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Also its easy to hire a hooker and write fanfiction