Ask a Baptist virgin anything...

Ask a Baptist virgin anything. A guy that I refused to date told me i need to loosen up and ask on this Sup Forums b/ if anyone wants to ask me question. I told him i would. so here i am!

Are you loosened up yet?

And -- tits or gtfo.

I will pay you for anal

I'm pretending to be a grill. AMA.

> propanefags gtfo

ummm wow ur so kind

lol i dont think thats happening. but thx

do you like being a virgin and waiting for the man of ur dreams?

and

what do u think about men who abstain from sexual relations until marriage?

Why are you afraid to date?

its probably a man satan

he could be gay for all we know

its an androgynous pic to begin wtih TITS doesnt apply here YET

Hard to answer. Do i like being a virgin? Im very normal. I think anyone my age (19) would want to be sexually intimate. I do. But, just think I should wait for the right man I want to marry. I think men that make the same choice are good men to.

im not. i do date. just not that guy.

u think i look like a man? wow thx

5 grand???

Hell why not, do you go to College and were you homeschooled?

ud pay 5k for sex???? are u crazy?

good for you

I'm 27 and still waiting for the right one

dont let people corrupt you on this and listen to the liberals who tell men and women to fuck everything in sight because its meaningless etc.

What's your position on having an overweight middle aged wearing a scooby doo costume man cum in your ass? Could you cry and mumble about damned kids while he does it?

>I'm 27 and still waiting for the right one

The right one isn't showing up in your basement, faggot.

i am going to college right now. i was homeschooled for 4th -9th grade. then 10th -12th in private school

thats the plan

kek, I'd sooner pay for a classy $100 prostitute 50 times then one buttsex for $5000

be you, its the right thing to do.
be smart though, remember, if you get feeling hurried, or pressured, don't pick one that is "right" just because he's Baptist" or "christian" any more than you would because he is "hot" or "rich"
be you and find the man that is good for you.
he won't be perfect. no one is, but God loves us.

Anal sex only still a virgin
6 grand

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dont lie u fucking cunt

well that was the weirdest question ive ever been asked in my whole life. no opinion i guess.

>27
Um, the clock is ticking and I don;t think your waifu will be coming by any time soon.

Im rich

You need to be raped so you'll know your place in this world.

thx thats the best advice i think

How much for this?

why is this the go-to defacto argument you people have?

I'm not a basement dweller. I'm pretty normal, fam. I've almost caved in a bunch of times but found the wisdom in Jesus Christ and gave me strength to overcome my urges.

She's out there. God will reveal her to me when the time is right. Just need to keep the faith.

well thats not true

Because anyone not grotesquely deformed either physically or mentally will have had sex by that age. Your inability to get laid, regardless whether by the rejection of others or fear of such you dress up in religious trappings, confounds us.

I was the biggest fucking aspergery ugly dumbfuck on earth and I got laid in my early twenties. Married for a while, even.

> mostly it's just fun to fuck with people

What's your major and are you in the antiscience group of Christians ie. denying evolution, the Big Bang theory, vaccines, global warming, radioactive dating etc. If so are you open minded about the evidence or just sticking to what people told you regardless of research papers?

rather impressed she hasn't run off yet, taking /b like a champ

Probably bullshit but do you have any kinks that youve developed? Do you masturbate a lot?

so why would humans be designed to find incredible pleasure in sex yet be punished for having it? hell this question can target op as well.

im studying nutrition and want to be an athletic trainer and sports nutritionist. I think I'm open to what real science says, but I do believe evolution is a theory since it is not true science (ie: observable, testable).

i made a promise that i wouldnt run off

i masterbate like anyone...i dont know if id say alot. i dont think i have kinks...since im a virgin lol

>Because anyone not grotesquely deformed either physically or mentally will have had sex by that age.

I don't agree with this at all. Maybe it's true for some people, but not everybody.

>Married for a while, even.
I wonder why that didn't work out? Not compatible spiritually, only sexually, right?

>>> mostly it's just fun to fuck with people

Kinda figured that myself, but wasn't sure.

like anything. sex is beautiful but it has boundaries. follow it to its logical conclusion ur question that is. many things that bring us pleasure we dont just do because of the consequences. there must be order and reason.

>so why would humans be designed to find incredible pleasure in sex yet be punished for having it? hell this question can target op as well.

Some women can't have intercourse because it causes such severe pain, so not every human being is wired to find sex pleasurable.

I can't speak for OP, but I don't abstain from having sexual intercourse with a women because I'm afraid of eternal damnation or anything like that - I just want to wait and find the right person for me - and I feel like it's morally and spiritually righteous, I wont lie about that.

Here I am at what is currently the bottom. No proof pics with tits so I'm not wasting my time reading the above loser. I'm also not going to waste time checking for comments after this. Next time post tits and proof early on or GET THE FUCK OUT CUNT.

i agree with what u just said! :) Made my day!

...

didnt know there were rules or whatever

eh, I wont derail this thread with the typical science vs religion bollocks, that's what /sci is for. (well I will just state that in science "theory" is the most credible anything scientific can get, it has a different definition than for normal lay-people speak)
Are you or your family against the notion of you dating? Also are there specific guys you're sexually attracted to that you fantasize about?

I will plunge my thriving 3 inch cock into you add so hard that it will split and you will die from blood loss and then I will keep fuck g your body using you calculated blood and my semen as lube

Waiting for the right one doesn't guarantee anything. As you mature people change and so do circumstances. That's just human nature

>i agree with what u just said! :) Made my day!

Awesome.

I do date. I didnt say i didnt date. Just the one guy i didnt want to go on a date with. As far as guys im attracted to: the whole person. not just looks (of course thats significant) but i want someone to love me for me.

Actually what it does guarantee is that you waste the best and healthiest years of your life missing out on wonderful life experiences

3 inches wont to that lol

true.

>thriving

Baptist?
Cheap camera?
Poor white baptist, yeah fucking right.

okay u got some mad deduction skills or phobias...

Well you dont have to be sexually active to develop kinks, do you just not think about sex or do you have an idea of what things you want to try first?

I meant when you masturbate, are there specific people you think about, watch porn or do you fantasize about some abstraction of what you hope your future husband will be like?

lol with right guy i wanna do everything. no reservations. guys its not like i dont think about sex. i do. just wanna wait for rgith person

Do you masturbate

>Waiting for the right one doesn't guarantee anything.

I believe if you're compatible with each other in the long-term like a best friend and not just on a strictly physical level and have similar beliefs, those aren't likely to change drastically, and that more often than not, those beliefs are strengthened with age and overcoming challenges together makes your bond all that much more stronger.

>As you mature people change and so do circumstances. That's just human nature.
Yeah, you're right, but at least you have something more than just a purely physical relationship.

People live their own separate and unique lives from their spouses and significant others, but at the end of the day you can grow and accept each other if you're like best friends.

Refusing to date someone who refers you to Sup Forums is probably a good move

oh i see...yeah ill be honest...i have thought about certain guys. i think its just natural.

yes

...

10/10 don't wait too long

Tits a or gtfo

obviously you must be a mongoloid

>Actually what it does guarantee is that you waste the best and healthiest years of your life missing out on wonderful life experiences

How do you figure?

I enjoy all life has to offer me. I meet new people everyday and form new friendships. I honestly don't believe I'm missing out on life just because I'm not out there having sex with random women. All that does is make the emotional connection you're looking for a deeper and bigger hole, and makes you feel more empty inside, which makes you seek out more meaningless sexual encounters to try and feel close to somebody.

Maybe I'm wrong, but that just my opinion.

:)

u dont wanna see...im not bikini model type

whats the furthest you've ever gone? or are you a complete kissless virgin?

I was just wondering if you have a certain position or type of fetish that you prefer, visually. What age were you when you started masturbating? Do you have any sex toys?

this is very true, user speaks truth, we're all fucked up here.

Psh. Not even, Sup Forumsro.

made out a few times and hand hands under my shirt and i did give hj on a dark bus on ride home from our schools bball game (boys and girls team travel to away games together)

obviously missionary, white christian fegs have no imagination. and im sure she doesnt masturbate or even think of it

kek, Sup Forums would fuck anything and masturbate to more. I miss tiles user, he had the classiest kink - masturbating exclusively to floor tiles.

ive literally never watched porn. sooo idk. i guess ill try all the ways. i was 14 first time. no i have no sex toys lol. my sister has one shes 22. but i do not.

well thats a problem

No I never said i was pretty, but i dont think im a mongaloid.

You're smart waiting, I lost my virginity at 15 and really regret it. I wish I'd waited until I'd met my now fiance, as shew was a virgin until we started dating.

Sex is usually mediocre at best if it's not with someone you really care about.

Do you consider having your hymen intact a requirement for being a virgin? Would you let someone finger you, eat you out or fuck your ass before marriage?

good show OP, your attractive enough that the right guy will show up one day.
>btw watch some tutorials on hj's and bj's etc.
you dont wanna seem too naive when you finally find him.

you on the other hand need to day three things
> to to the gym
>actively search for a connection
>your 27 you have no excuse for being a grand wizard

Hang onto it OP. It's literally the only thing you bring to the table.

good questions. in the right situation...maybe. not sure i can just say across the board...yes or no

---RULES OF Sup Forums---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from Sup Forums has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IT MUST BE HARD TO BE THAT FUCKING SAVAGE

> to to the gym
Checked. 3 days a week currently.
>actively search for a connection
Checked. Have a blind date with a co-workers sister next week.
>your 27 you have no excuse for being a grand wizard
I thought I wasn't a Wizard until 30?

I'm all set for a trip to prague in the Summer, maybe I'll find the right on over there. God willing.

so you think im hideous too?

bullshit. Go fucking die in a fire u bait faggot

tits or gtfo cumdump

---RULES OF Sup Forums---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from Sup Forums has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

this doesnt even apply

OP never said it was a female

and even if it did say im a girl in response to a question, its not attn whoring...

learn your own customs shit for brains

did time stamp earlier in thread...so go apply ur rules to that. only i didnt show my boobs.

>no tits posted

failure

how stereotypically cumdump of you

so if i dont show my breasts im not legitimately a female?