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Finally had a decent sleep

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I got a need for e–speed.

feel like shit

got a problem lads

>lodging with a family atm
>really good room, nice kitchen, clean house and relatively cheap
>they have another lodger who comes over for weekends and have had him for years
>he brings his dog over
>the dog always barks and growls at me and i think one day it is going to attack me.

the other guy is understanding and tries to restrain his mutt, but its really annoying getting barked at by an aggressive dog when you're just trying to go for a wee or eat some brekkie before work.

what do i do? how do i get the dog to stop fearing me??

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peanut butter on balls

why do traps all love those thigh high socks?

they all seem to have expensive computers too

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for camwhoring
and, for camwhoring

traps are what men think women are like.

are you a cannibal?

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Who, me?

>You may only post images you have created
>(it's fast, give it a try)

neuter the fucker

*slaps your bum*

Eye'm watching you

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is that Breivik or Tony Abbott?

Я дивилacя нa тeбe.

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Erm, right...

*walks off and talks to someone else*

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putin will save the white race

Abbott, but now that you mention it

Fucked a chink prostitute last night lads, not sure how I feel about it

runt

feel a bit ill

can't tell if it's coming or going if you know what i mean?

post pic

>can't tell if it's coming or going if you know what i mean?
yh

Watching a rugby match

I CANNOT think of eenthing to draw which'll be funny or good.
>post pic
see

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arsehole isn't dark enough 2bh

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do you clean your teeth before or after getting dressed?

NOOOO, THE NIGHTMARE DOES NOT EVEN KEEP ITSELF FOR ONLY 3 DIMENSIONS

rather not say

i'm going to sacrifice myself to satan while listening to doom metal

subhuman cunt

If she'll kill for 90 how much to be my gf

considering shelling out fir a kindle paperwhite
family bought me a fire a few years ago, annoying to read at night

where is all the mud goooone

goldberg goldberg goldberg

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>doom metal
>not black metal

Its like you don't even want to please satan.

death metal is the patrician choice there is really no argument to be had here

50 posts in 50 minutes, /brit/ is slow with all the wagies out

/brit/ is slow today

wagies slaving away for steinwitz?

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>when her dick flops out

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Me and the GF

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fresh of the 'dit: youtu.be/NXOTbNkJfHk?t=22

What breed of dog?

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its to cover hair

>forgot i had to do a lab report
>need to finish it by 11am today

me on the top (of you are mum)

For a couple reason

1. For Fetishists, lots of guys REALLY like the socks and REALLY like feet
2. Hides hairy legs (we shave/wax/hairloss cream or whatever regularly but, we are guys and sometimes it becomes noticeable before you can do anything about it)
3. Comfortable as fuck

their grotesque, shrivelled but still obviously masculine hands fuck it all up still
they should wear gloves

traps are much more bearable than gays

Screeching

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>be jew
>leave homeland
>go to europe
>thousands of years later go back to homeland and expel people who are closer to the original jews than you are
i dont get it

I bet those dumb tarts call weighted mean "size plus mean"

playing don't starve

christ, lads

They learned from the white man

very nice

feels good to be an outlier

>(((Shulamit Reinharz)))

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion

Every time.

I've noticed feminists/SJWs are big into talking about "lived experiences" as a substitute for research.

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It's actually really sad that this image gets circulated because he pretty much said the exact opposite.

"As I saw that they were very friendly to us, and perceived that they could be much more easily converted to our holy faith by gentle means than by force, I presented them with some red caps, and strings of beads to wear upon the neck, and many other trifles of small value, wherewith they were much delighted, and became wonderfully attached to us. Afterwards they came swimming to the boats, bringing parrots, balls of cotton thread, javelins, and many other things which they exchanged for articles we gave them, such as glass beads, and hawk's bells; which trade was carried on with the utmost good will. But they seemed on the whole to me, to be a very poor people. [...]"

Lads

there is quite literally nothing, physical or otherwise, that i like about myself other than my blue eyes and it's not like i had a say in that

lol

dunno why people get so sad about the native americans being conquered. a useless, beastly people

gf

need one

>a useless, beastly people

very problematic

don't know why the video playout on gaming.youtube.com isn't standard, "theatre mode" is fucking pointless

Annoying cunt trying to milk her fame from Harry Potter, just like JK Rowling

I feel sorry for people that don't have blue eyes

brown eyes are so common and soulless. I love looking at my bright blue eyes in the mirror.

Yes, but she's quite attractive so I'll allow it

GOOD post

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

Never thought of it like that before...

same. I'm lifting to try to improve the rest of my physicality.

button your lip don't let the shield slip
take a fresh grip on your bullet proof mask
and if they try to break down your disguise with their questions
you can hide hide hide
behind paranoid eyes
you put on your brave face and slip over the road for a jar
fixing your grin as you casually lean on the bar
laughing too loud at the rest of the world
with the boys in the crowd
you hide hide hide
behind petrified eyes
you believed in their stories of fame fortune and glory
now you're lost in a haze of alchohol soft middle age
the pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high
and you hide hide hide
behind brown and mild eyes

>lifting
ponce

>sister has blonde hair blue eyes
>i have brown hair brown eyes

its not fair lads

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fuck off golf runt you pencil necked little worm

>bright blue eyes

lol very feminine, what you want is a nice deep blue

been having very vivid dreams