So Eurofag here getting desperate for pussy!
I'm thinking of going to Berlin for two days to fuck prostitutes - Does anybody on Sup Forums have any experiences with it?
Also, what's best: Escorts at my hotel or fucking random gypsy whores from the street?
Is it easy to get hookers past the reception at a hotel?
pretty sure there all sandniggas over there now
book a nice escort
>more clean
>do more fetish stuff like feet, anal, bdsm etc
cons
>pricey
cons
>might get aids
you have to bring a STD test to fuck them without condom and they will show you theirs
I think there are scorts and any kind of whores in any city man
fake std test?
no, a freeking OFFICIAL STD test from a fucking GERMAN doctor
why is this so hard to understand?
you can buy anything these days
Ok don't leave your home ever since you can't trust anything
enjoy your hepatitis a-z faggot.
let your dick fall off and shrivel
an experienced escort girl will tell you where to get your test otherwise she simply won't accept the deal
no i just dont trust a girl who gets fucked 5 times aday
Just hit a brothel, they're pretty good in Germany. Lots of fresh east European girls.
I hope you are not a virgin. Going to a prostitute as a virgin is really no good
better stay as a virgin?
Travel abroad. It's easier to get laid abroad.
I was considering prostitutes and after understanding what sex is, oh boy, I learned how close I was to a ruined experience.
Best bet is to go to a legal brothel, that way the worry of STI's are pretty much null. Would probably be pricier than a street whore, but at least you're in a safe environment, and are more confident that she's clean (if she isn't, sue the brothel).
Check my most recent pic :P
>enjoy your hepatitis a-z faggot.
maybe if "normal" women, weren't so 'empowered & independant', and perhaps less-judgmental, and more 'open-minded'.
Prostitues wouldn't need to exist.
Don't get mad that you can't measure up to a hooker willing to do things you won't, even if it's just basic sex.
>sue the brothel you went to in a country that you're not a citizen in while doing something illegal in home country
WOT
Brothels are legal in Germany you faggot, even if it's illegal in your home country, you're still able to do it in Germany without prosecution in your home country.
Go to Artemis. Some of the girls are supermodel tier. You also have King George and Caligula, this is where you pay a set price to get in the door and then its all you can drink and fuck. The girls are pretty shit though as you understand. Other than that you have Kurfurstendammstrasse and Bulowstrasse which are the big whore streets.
either way you're not a citizen, there's jack shit you can do about it
nearly whole europe has legal brothels
>Travel abroad. It's easier to get laid abroad.
This.
...as long as you're smart about it.
SEA will fuck anyone who's a western. Plane tickets run in the thousands from NA, so they know you have money. And sometimes you wouldn't even need to go to a hooker. Regular girls will slut it up with you. Just play it cool, and be a gentleman (as you would in NA).
Exchange rates are stupid insane cheap. So 'services' range from the price of Happy Meal ($5) or at most $100 for the top end model/escort.
As well SEA hookers are more "submissive", compared to NA hookers with attitude, and rushed services.
What kind of legal understanding do you have?
Why shouldn´t german laws not apply to foreing people?
that would mean every dutch could smoke weed everywhere
that's not at all what I meant. you aren't a citizen, and thus you're not entitled to the german court system.
No, just no.
true, but in germany it's legal, regulated and much safer
Get into a decent, big, well known brothel.
30 euros for blowjob/handjob (15-20 mins) sometimes with sex in one position.
Sometimes 50 euros for the same but you can change positions and request some additional stuff like snuggling, massage etc. (20+ minutes)
It depends on the prostitute, they pick their own prices.
the ones from overseas are usually cheaper.
Just walk up to one you like and tell her what you want and ask how much.
you go into her room you give her the money, undress, lie down on bed she will do the rest.
All with condom. So she will put condom on your limp willy and then masturbate you/blow you till you are hard and the you can come by blowjob or fuck.
You can sue persons/companies from other countries, are you fucking autistic? Take a look at Germany's Volkswagen for instance, they were sued by the USA for lying about carbon emissions.
You're retarded, it's called suing from abroad.
>paying extra to snuggle with a prostitute
Actor sequitur forum rei
>Don't get mad that you can't measure up to a hooker
kek
I get to fuck a girl who hasnt been fucked by five thousand other niggers without having to PAY her, you sad lonely subhuman
You fucking retard you know nothing about anything.
For the whole travel abroad memers; have you tried picking up local chicks by saying youre a gaijin? I live in Canada and tell chicks im on a business exchange from Europe. 60% of the time it works everytime. It helps if you practice a good fake Austin Powers accent.
Only your home country's laws apply when traveling abroad. germany would just tell you to fuck off.
Yes there are prositutes who will not snuggle, some can massage professionally some cant.
Also, the difference between the 30€ and 50€ program is definetely there. 30€ is quick quick, 50€ and they will spend more effort on you.
Also,always ask everything first.
What the fuck is SEA?
He used the word "thus", though! Being a foreigner doesn't give you diplomatic immunity. Or immunity of any kind. Why do you think Americans don't hunt Canadians for sport?
>South East Asia region
Hotels give zero fucks who you bring to your room as long as you paid for the room. They would be out of business if they didn't let hookups in.
Okay Dude, i'm from Germany, so listen: Don't go to Berlin. Go to Frankfurt/Main in Germany. Close to the Central Station there is a street called "Kaiserstraße".
In there, you'll find a brothel called "Leierkasten". Lots of quality pussy in one building. Just walk through it, stop at the room with the bitch you wanna fuck, pay her, fuck her. If nexessary, get a drink outside and then get the next pussy. Prices average about 30-50€ per fuck.
So if my home country is bunga bunga and there i can legally smoke Weed i can do that in Germany too because only the laws of my own country apply? and Germans cant? Thats fucking great!
I was simply implying that is some of the saddest shit I have heard today.
>If I give you $20 extra will you pretend to care about me for 15 minutes
>for $50 extra will you tell me that you like anime
go to lima, great food and great pussy
also the euro to sole conversion is like 5-1
keep in mind also that the stock price for anything goes is S/ 500.00 plus hotel
Watch out though, if you purposely fuck someone underage (under 18 I think) that's a serious felony back in the States if they found out.
It's some weird sex-tourism law.
You know absolutely nothing about International Laws. You don't just show up to the court house in Germany while being a foreigner and sue. You have to go back to your home country, and go through the courts in your own home country, and the courts from your home country will take it to an international forum for further processing.
> It's called international litigation, faggot.
yes. if they tried to stop you on the basis of their law the two countries would probably go to war.
i bet your relationship with your mom is kinda strained because of that.
I've always wondered what happens if you don't finish?
Or what if you finish really early?
I'd pay that $50... As long as she didn't say something stupid like Sailor Moon or DBZ.
> Obvious b8
I think that was what he was getting at in the beginning. No idea what he's talking about now, though.
>if you don't finish
Doesn't matter, it goes by time.
>finish early
Pretty sure it's over but sometimes, you can get another fuck in if you're in the time limit.
I'm not baiting. I went to law school and this is genuinely how it was taught to me. Please direct me to a source that says otherwise?
Otherwise, you aren't qualified to speak on this matter.
Ruined experience wat
They are professionals in sex. 10x times better than the land whales you would get easy.
And im not talking about the street crack whores
might stop sharing this the site is very slow
There is no way a prostitute is going to let you pound the fuck out of her non stop for 30 minutes for $20
At some point she is going to roll over and giver you some lazy blowjob/handjob an then tell you your penis doesnt work right and you still owe her money or the big guy that works security is gonna stomp your teeth out
>purposely
I don't believe in "child-labour" anyways. But that kind of danger exists even in NA, or anywhere, when they lie about their age.
Nope, That's bait. Don't fall for it.
The world not being at war right now over stupid local customs. Humans only fight over land and resources, these days.
>having sex with an emotionless stranger is 10x better than anything
whew.. i bet you if you pay her extra she will even fake an orgasm for you
>No mother shes not my girlfriend
>I just pay her for sex
>book a nice escort
be a nice escort
>>be clean
>>do more fetish stuff like feet, anal, bdsm etc
women are thinking of sex 40% more than you dude.
Gross. www leierkasten.sexy/Girls
i realy dont care at all about her orgasm. i would go there only for my satisfaction
That's Munich, not Frankfurt
It would be an act of aggression towards the people of the country if their home laws were not respected. I remember reading something about international law that explained the reasoning for the law I was referencing.