Good morning!
I am very sorry to interrupt your work, but I have an announcement that requires your immediate attention. At 10:30 A.M. today, I taped a picture of the actor Paul Dano to the wall in front of my desk. It is something I’ve been wanting to do for a while, and I am thrilled to announce that this picture of Paul Dano that I printed off the Internet is now affixed to my wall and I can look at it whenever I wish.
Working in an office can sometimes get monotonous, so I’ve introduced this picture of Paul Dano to my workspace as a way to spice things up a little bit. It also shows off my personality.
I am sure you all have a million questions, so I’d like to try to anticipate and answer some of them here.
Q: Can I come look at the picture of Paul Dano you’ve taped up at your desk?
A: Yes, absolutely. In fact, I encourage anyone who is interested to come take a look at this picture of Paul Dano whenever you’d like.
Q: Do I have to check with you prior to coming to see the picture of Paul Dano?
A: You do not need to make arrangements before coming over to take a look at the picture of Paul Dano. However, during peak hours, you may want the peace of mind of signing up on the schedule to look at the picture of Paul Dano that I will be sharing with all of you shortly via a Google Doc. People who have appointments will get priority.
Q: How many people can look at the picture of Paul Dano at any one time?
A: Given the size of my desk, the size of the picture, and the need to be mindful of my deskmate, Cheryl, please limit the group size to four or fewer at any one time. Exceptions can be made under extenuating circumstances.
Q: Can I whisper, “Wow, Paul Dano,” under my breath while I look at your picture of Paul Dano?
A: Yes, absolutely.