If Tom Hanks were an armored battle vehicle, he'd be Tom Tanks

If Tom Hanks were an armored battle vehicle, he'd be Tom Tanks

If Mariska Hargitay could Target Hay

if McKayla Maroney could cook Macaroni

If my life wasn't such a disaster I wouldn't be here.

If Brad Pitt were in charge of making Britney Spears' tits look bigger on stage, he would pad Brit.

If Meg Tilly's nipples were chilly

Mariska Hargitay. Mariska Hargitay

When Tom Hanks remembers to say Thanks

now I have cancer, fuck you op

When Megan Mullaly fucks Nick Offerman
I say, 'Golly!'

Megyn Price's boobs are real nice

If Tom Hanks were an armored submarine, he'd be Tom Sinks

I think a lot of people aren't getting the hang of this thread

Melina Kanakaredes!

TOM HANKS IS A FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER

When Melissa Benoist's pussy is moist

If Melissa Joan Hart has to make a Fart

If Melissa Rauch sucks dick on the couch

If Mena Suvari is topless on Safari

Are people not grasping the concept or is everyone trolling?

idek anymore

If Tom Hanks had a lot of money inside him, he'd be Tom Banks

If Tom Hanks starred in jerkoff porn he'd be Tom Wanks

Mimi Rogers used to play for the Dodgers

If birds had dog heads , they' be bird dogs.

If Tom Hanks were used to power or operate a mechanical device, he'd be Tom Cranks

If Tom Hanks was a cat, he'd be Tom Manx.

If Tom Hanks sold hotdogs, he'd be Tom Franks.

If Tom Hanks were tight fitting sweatpants, he'd be Tom Spanx

If Minnie Driver had change for a Fiver!

If Tom Hanks sold good pot he would be Tom Danks