If Tom Hanks were an armored battle vehicle, he'd be Tom Tanks
If Tom Hanks were an armored battle vehicle, he'd be Tom Tanks
If Mariska Hargitay could Target Hay
if McKayla Maroney could cook Macaroni
If my life wasn't such a disaster I wouldn't be here.
If Brad Pitt were in charge of making Britney Spears' tits look bigger on stage, he would pad Brit.
If Meg Tilly's nipples were chilly
Mariska Hargitay. Mariska Hargitay
When Tom Hanks remembers to say Thanks
now I have cancer, fuck you op
When Megan Mullaly fucks Nick Offerman
I say, 'Golly!'
Megyn Price's boobs are real nice
If Tom Hanks were an armored submarine, he'd be Tom Sinks
I think a lot of people aren't getting the hang of this thread
Melina Kanakaredes!
TOM HANKS IS A FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER
When Melissa Benoist's pussy is moist
If Melissa Joan Hart has to make a Fart
If Melissa Rauch sucks dick on the couch
If Mena Suvari is topless on Safari
Are people not grasping the concept or is everyone trolling?
idek anymore
If Tom Hanks had a lot of money inside him, he'd be Tom Banks
If Tom Hanks starred in jerkoff porn he'd be Tom Wanks
Mimi Rogers used to play for the Dodgers
If birds had dog heads , they' be bird dogs.
If Tom Hanks were used to power or operate a mechanical device, he'd be Tom Cranks
If Tom Hanks was a cat, he'd be Tom Manx.
If Tom Hanks sold hotdogs, he'd be Tom Franks.
If Tom Hanks were tight fitting sweatpants, he'd be Tom Spanx
If Minnie Driver had change for a Fiver!
If Tom Hanks sold good pot he would be Tom Danks