How do I avoid getting these red bumps and irritation after I shave ? OP

How do I avoid getting these red bumps and irritation after I shave ? OP

Thats the saddest penis

Use a fucking trimmer. It's 2017!

Even my dick is bigger.

Its current year!

Use Wax.

Sulfuric acid

Jesus Christ this thing looks like an uncooked turkey.

>Fucking loose weight.

>Use a trimmer

>Get circumcised

I doubt any of that will help, that's a sad looking dick

u need to go see a doc this isn't from shaving this is AIDS

Maybe even Super Aids.

That penis is very unattractive. As a guy that likes sucking dick more than anything I probably wouldn't suck yours.

>Get circumcised
why would anyone want to mutilate their penis it already looks bad lol getting it circumcised would make it look even worse

Femanon here. There's nothing you can really do because those are your hair follicles. You can make them less red by putting lotion on after, or baby oil which works even better. Don't worry about buying baby oil and seeming creepy, people will just think you're a daddy.

Lose weight.

Your tip is more then half of you penis. Your balls are just a fatboy for your penis.

I use lotion already. Doesn't seem to help.

Or he could get a new fucking razor. I use dollar store shit and I never get these.

Tits or gtfo bitch

>this
who gives a fuck what you are, but now that we know, show tits

Tits or GTFO

Dude, DONT SHAVE AGAINST THE GRAIN.

It isnt worth the ingrown hairs and uber irritation it generates. Just let your pubic hair grow a bit and see in which directions the different parts of it grow and than shave accordingly.

The head of his dick equates to more of the penis than the shaft.
There has to be name for this...

wax

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Headstrong...?