Just booked an hooker for the first time, any tips on what to expect? or any advice?

Just booked an hooker for the first time, any tips on what to expect? or any advice?

expect a hooker

didn't think of that.

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>>any tips on what to expect?
STD's

>>any advice?
Use a condom.

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GIardia.

I didnt go for some street walker, I got a classy one, condom is a rule or they wont fuck. technically its an escort, wondering if I should try the whine and dine thing for the first half hour then fuck for another half or just go full ham an hour.

Pay her the money and enjoy the ride, say it's your first time, whores like that.

>or any advice?
try the hot fudge fountain suprise.

are you fucking retarded?

>Wine and dine

BRO YOU ALREADY PAID FOR IT, THOSE ARE THE ACTIONS THAT PREDICATE SUM FUK

you're paying her to fuck. not go out to eat

Nigga. An escort is a fucking whore. Nothing but a classy hooker.

There's an etiquette that needs to be followed,
if you're not exploiting a crack whore,
but care to visit a mistress of the fine art of the coitus.
Wash, dress, and behave as if you would receive the honour of a Kung Fu Shifu granting you the opportunity to train with him!

ha - fucking is not really that hard.

I got yea now that I think about it that is stupid to take them anywhere, if i wanted to do that I could just get a normal bird. drugs are bad kids.

yea I will wash and make myself presentable, anyone know what they are like around drugs, are they gonna be scrounging my shit or will they be against be doing it?

I hope you have a super awkward date, only to have her check her phone constantly. Once you get her in a bed room, she'll moan enthusiastically and insist she has other clients waiting when you want to cuddle.

why the fuck would I want to cuddle?

If you can go for an hour, go for an hour.

Otherwise it might be less humiliating to wine and dine a sexworker and have some more or less pleasant conversation with her, than to prove yourself a minute-man right from the go.

well Ill be coked out my head so ill last a while, plus I can go again pretty quick.

The main reason I'm thinking is the barmaid I've been trying to get the barmaid at my local, and women always want a guy who already has a girl.

>fucking is not really that hard
>fighting is not that hard
sure, but you'll know the difference once you fuck with a
>black belt / trantra artist
in comparison to a
>street punk / hooker

an "ooka"?

dont kiss her