These 'top' critics

>these 'top' critics

lol?

Based chink

CAN'T SLANG THE CHANG

i hope you realize that the fellow in the bottom right is insulting the movie

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Why are plebs pretending to care about film criticism now?

For years you iqlets called Brody and White pretentious and anyone that agreed with them hipsters. Has your taste film improved now or are you still the tasteless drones you were when you cried hipster and that fun should be allowed since film is supposed to be """entertainment"""

or is this another excuse to shitpost and stay away from developing better taste again?

what if it is actually good?

i mean, by hollywood popcorn flick's standards.

Damn, that's Amy Nicholson? I hate seeing the faces of people I listen to on the radio or podcasts. Just like I hate hearing author's voices.

CAN'T HANG THE CHANG!

What the hell is a brobabiez?

>salon
>top critic

lol

>MTV
>Salon
>top critics in movies
RT is fucking terrible

>feminist
>works for salon
>this hair

JUST

Feminists equate MRAs to meatheads who like to work out.
Which is extremely flattering considering what they actually look like.

>tfw you end up being just some fat loser neckbeard guy even though you're a girl who hates the remake

I hope this becomes a pasta.

>Unironically using Gamergate in your film review

Man that Chink burn is so intense I need some water torture.

Are you also interested in figuring out where all these pretend cinema fans have come from all of the sudden?

It's fart jokes, that's the flick. Fart jokes and goo going in cracks.

every positive review of this movie throws in some form of "girl power" or "man babies/neckbeards" etc, kek

I know who they are.
Pastas are simply useful for taste-makers.

But it's not even a word. Why would you use a made up word in a professional review? You end up discrediting any editorial credibility you might have had. I wouldn't mind manbabies, or even brobabies, that at least vaguely resembles two english words put together, but brobabiez? I wasn't even sure what I was looking at and I think I popped a blood vessel in my brain trying to figure it out.

If it was actually good the positive reviewers wouldn't have to even mention girl-power shit.

They could actually talk about why the movie works, or why it's funny, as opposed to "FUCK YOU BOYS LADIES ARE COOL SEE?"

Based Chang with unbias logic

>I know who they are.
Who are they?

Fuck critics, a glance at the imdb rating is all you need today.

New Liberal Feminist buzzword.

Basically it means "anyone who dares to not like a shitty feminist-run cash-grab".

>a middle finger to the screaming brobabiez
not a review

>imdb

Love what Justin Chang said.

I'd be embarassed to claim this mediocricity as something to be proud off.

Just over privileged "Hollywood women" greed to make some money without using their brains while trying to elevate themselves to some sort of feminist avant-garde.

Why does a 'middle finger' merit a rotten tomato?

>Libshits are STILL obsessed with Gamergate

It was LITERALLY the second fucking shoa to them.
And they talk about it as if they were victorious in it, which makes it even more hilarious.

This.

The level of political-pandering among supposed "critics" is shameful.

They should be considering how hard the videogame cancer is trying to be part of this flick

50% of the votes on IMDB are manchildren who rated it a 1.

>trolls dont realize they are trolls who are trolling other trolls

is trolling now mainstream? i genuinely read an article in my local paper about how BTFO THE MANBABIES had gotten, its incredible, these people know the movie is shit but are just having fun, right?

>salon.com
>top critic

I want off the ride

They mention it because overweight neckbeards just spent like a year crying about it and downvote spamming it on every possible website.

I'd fuck Amy.

The only guy I saw saying anything about it and the one they attacked wasn't overweight, didn't have a beard and didn't cry or downvote or spam.

Would you an Amy Nicholson?

I want to say yes, but she's probably a race traitor.

american is a color?

our culture has been turned into an open sewer by design

Look at IMDB and the youtube video ratings you fucking retard.

Impressionable, reactionary plebs without foresight.

And the other 50% are numales/feminists giving it a 10

>LOL IT'S FUN
>every positive review of garbage like capeshit and memebusters

No, there's literally twice as many people who gave it a 1 as gave it a 10. You're retarded.

>No, there's literally twice as many people who are intelligent and rational as there are people who are dumb as fuck.

So what's the problem?

How long have you been a Redditor?

>rating a movie you haven't seen is intelligent and rational

it's basically the exact opposite, you mentally ill Sup Forums sperg

Ser, you forgot your hat
*tips*

>BOOGEYMAN
M'lady, shall I escort thee back to SRS?

>MUH Sup Forums
Back to Sup Forumsmblr

>That MTV critic typing like a retarded14yo

>laffs

Please don't trigger the Sup Forumsedditors that wish they were Sup Forums

>a goofy free-floating romp

guys it's confirmed, it's a romp and a riot, a goof and a laugh and a gaff and a spoof, thanks for this treasure hollywood

>bringing up Sup Forums out of nowhere