Has anyone on Sup Forums actually gotten a happy ending from a massage joint...

Has anyone on Sup Forums actually gotten a happy ending from a massage joint? What was your experience like and do you have any tips. From my understand on what iv read online you never outright say you want a happy ending, you sort of have to hint it towards here.
Can we have a legit thread on this? I feel like its cheaper than escorts all the while getting off and receiving a massage. Its a win win

I would probably it's more expensive than an escort. you're paying more for less "service" that you want. It depends on the joint you're going to; if they line girls up they definitely do happy endings. There's other ways to figure it out but just be good at talking and don't Sup Forumse a fag.

So if the website says a massage is 60 for and hour, I have to ask what the price of a HJ is there huh?

I haven't, but I really want to. There's one that widely known in my town. The funny thing is that it's in the news every 6 months with some "PROSTITUTION RING BUST" headline but it's ALWAYS still open. It never closes down. Friend of mine went back in October and he got a handy + blowjob.

Ha, they probably gave the feds a quick tug and they got left off the hook

60 an hour is just for the room. you then negotiate a price with the girl

Lot of it depends where you are in the world. I know here if you want a happy ending, there are brothels and escorts that will do it. You're paying for time though, so its pretty expensive... more cost effective to just fuck them.

Masseuses might do it, but they can get in a shitload of trouble professionally if found out... I've never heard of it happening here unless there's dinner and a movie involved.

That's what I was thinking too, but apparently it was all legit. There was a huge article written in the summer on how the feds had been investigating the place for a while, and made a bust.... yet place is still open, still handing out handjobs and bjs... since like 2007

It's been busted like 10 times at this point so I wonder if it's a fed trap but people still go in and out of there all the time

What part of the world are you in?

Hi. In mexico the massaeurs clearly states if the massage includes happy ending by handjob or "full service". Anyways, since this biz is kinda shady, you must call so she can give you the full address, and specific details about the service. Sometimes you can get all the info through whatsapp, other times you must call. Green text about the best service I got.
>place "kundalini spa" seems to be legit, quite professional, Internet page and everything.
>call to get more info
>girl told me tantra massage is 40USD, no nude, no handjob
>told her, ok whatever, and about to hang up
>she quiclkly stops me: "but we can negociate other things in private"
>agreed to see her in 1 hour
>take uber to get there
>good girl 8/10 for mexican standars
>get into room with massage bed
>she tell me full service is 75USD includes oral, bobbies massage and touch her
>cant argue with that boner
>I get strip naked
>she told me to stand in front of her
Continue?

Dumb question but when you say room you mean the massage right, like you're not just saying 60 for the empty room and then like another 40 for the massage and then another 40 for the handjob right? Excuse my autistic question

Mexicans are always crazy about prostitution... I hear in some places it's only like $300/hr to get a loli for yourself for an hour.... which is super fucked up

the 60 bucks is basically the room rental. then you pay the girl for whatever you want done.

Fucking mexicans are literally like 100 years behind mentally than the rest of the world. I watch these cartel videos man and I swear not even tribes in africa be doing crazy shit like that

Maybe in shitholes like tijuana o little godforsaken towns. You can get some machete action after, or so I been told.

Yea continue, hoe was it, were you satisfied, did she clean you up or you cleaned yourself

Like you get killed? No thanks lmao

Thet might even do crazier stuff, but nigger dont have cameras.

I go all the time. There are several tiers of these places.

1) Totally legit, you may be able to stroke one out yourself, but even that isn't a guarantee. These are the places that generally have a lower hourly rate, something like $50 or $55. Tip them $10, you will still get a great massage. These places tend to have cute younger girls working there.

2) The elderly cocksmiths. These are the places that seem like they could be legit, but they provide a handjob 100% of the time. The ladies are definitely going to be 40+, probably slightly out of shape, and generally aren't fans of you touching them. Maybe 25% of the time you can get them to lift up their shirt. Tip $40, massage will almost always be $60/hr, although some cities this is a bit cheaper.

3) The full service joint. This place, anything goes. The half hour rate is all you need, usually $40. The girls can be a mix from really hot to really old, they will all wear something skimpy like a teddy and heels. After 10 minutes of terrible massage, you will flip and you negotiate service. I would say $120 is the max I would go for full sex at one of these places, $80 for a bj, 40-60 for handjob (they will definitely get naked here, so the HJ price is a bit higher).

My preference is for the second group of places since you tend to get a really good massage and a nice release. These ladies are true cocksmiths, knowing how to extract every ounce out.

The cocksmiths im guessing arent any milfs or gilfs like im so hopefully imagining..

been to a few. I looked around for the american operated ones just because I wanted to at least tell myself that it wasn't some girl being kidnapped from asia and forced into it.

Every one I've been to its sort of known damn well what the hell the place is. You go in the hourly rate is pretty much listed. Sometimes the girl will mention a suggested tip. She'll leave the room, for you to get comfortable. Put hourly rate + tip for whatever you want on the table/dresser, get naked and lay on the table. if you've been to this place before you can probably get away with laying face up, but I've always been told suggested etiquette is to lay face down with the towel over you.

When she comes back, she'll collect the money without saying anything and then leave for a few more minutes. Based on how much you've put down' she'll know what you want. When she comes back for the second time she'll get undressed and start the massage. Depending on the girl and the place she may give you a pretty decent back rub, most of the time they'll go through the motions and then have you flip over. When you flip you are expected to be hard or close to it. Thats the signal to them that you're there for more than a rub.

Most of the bullshit is just to establish that you're not a cop, once thats out of the way you can be a little more free.

Go for a nuru massage, youll cum buckets, better and safer then prostitutes... a little cheaper too

Im 22 and look it so im guessing they wont be so paranoid about me being a cop, i asume they look out for the 40 something year old bearded gruffys.
Also will they take me seriously me being this young

>I stand still in front of her, closed eyes.
>she taka my right hand and put it on her left boob, she stills fully clothed
>she passes some fancy perfume with her hands toward my nose
>the force is strong in my erection
>the she moves me to the bed, asked me to lay on my stomach
>fancy tantra massage starts, rubs oils on me
>also rubs her bare boobs on my back, pretty big and soft boobs
>then, the best part starts
>she kisses me softly, here and ther
>she kisses my butt cheeks
>she spread them
>she licks my coxis
>i made no move, no complain either, just a little moan of pleasure
>then she spreads my cheeks even more
>she is now licking my anus, full black kiss
>god dayum! Is this heaven?
>she introduces het tongue on my butthole
>she is raping me with her tongue
>i swear to god, this is the best feeling ever
Continue.

Just ask her you worthless piece of shit. I always get full naked, if she ok with it then I don't even have to ask.

It really depends honestly. I regularly see this one really tiny 40ish asian woman. She always strokes me off about 15 minutes in, then goes for the double pop at about 45 minutes. She has a great two hand technique that feels amazing. Shes pretty cute, unfortunately only lets me rub her ass.

I feel like I got more shit when I was younger. In my mid-30s now, its much easier to get services. Part of it is how you act around them. The suggestion of putting the towel over yourself is exactly what you shouldn't do. Cops must fully cover themselves otherwise its against protocol.If they walk in and see my bare ass, they know what I'm looking for.

Whats your body type like?

I'm tall (6'6"), in my early 20s I was about 220, now I'm about 250.

dick size?

Just do it. I went to a regular massage parlor. She wanted me to strip doen to my undies. I just tool everything of and lay down. She told me it wasn't "that kind of place" and i told her thr only thing i was here for was a massage. Kept insinsting that undies only got in the wat. In the end i just jerked of when she massaged me. Eventually grabbed her hand and made her jerk me off. Came all over her hand and some on her chin. She wiped it off and contineud the massage


Tl;dr i got a handjob and came on the hand and chin of a 19 year old physical educations student

8 inches

dam those girls must of loved you huh? Did you ever get girls that actually liked doing it or was it mostly like they were doing a job and wanted it to be over with

Also iv read that if they do table showers they usually do other things

The older cocksmiths actually do seem to enjoy it. The girls at the full service places aren't always there mentally, but I have had some great experiences where there was mutual pleasure.

I fucking love that word did you make that up?

I've never seen an American place that wasn't either legit or a scam. I've also never seen an Asian place that didn't at least offer happy endings, though you might have to become a regular first.

One asian place I found seemed completely legit until I had been a few times, then the girl asked if I wanted anything else. She said she couldn't touch me, and hinted that I would have to do it for her. Basically, she made me put her hand on my dick, and acted like I dragged her over to it in case there was a camera or someone watching. Kinda funny. After that, it was open season. Still happy endings only at that place, though. Places that offer more, you'll usually know it right away because they'll wear skimpy clothes and shit.

Not always, in fact many of the table shower places I've been to are totally legit. Your best bet is to just go to rubmaps, go to advanced search, and search for places that give handjobs. You wont be able to see the reviews, but you can see what places have a better win probability. 99% of the time its right.

Younger it's more likely you are a cop.

I'm pretty sure I made it up, although not gonna claim ownership. I've been using it for years to describe the specific types of massage places I enjoy. One you get a handjob from some of these ladies, its a true artform, and they are full blown cocksmiths.

Look for places advertising on Backpage.

Look at ModelMayhem for models in your area.

You're trying to find bodyrub girls who are also "aspiring models" who will do nudes. They'll often use their model mayhem portfolio pics in their bodyrub ads.

You find a girl who meets these criteria (I've found literally dozens in my area over the years) then you're nearly guaranteed to find a girl who does extras. I've only found one or two exceptions, and I think it was just because they don't do extras on the first visit, but I don't bother going back to a girl who won't give me a hanjo the first time.

The young hot ones usually charge $60-80 in my area for just the bodyrub (the uglier middle aged ladies who do extras usually charge 40).
Then I tip on top of that based on services:
-40 for hanjo, plus the following:
-20 for topless
-20 for panties off too
-20 for bj
-40 for sex, but many ask for more if they can get it.

My favorite is to get a really hot 18 or 19 yo.
She does my back, rubs the balls between my legs a bit, then on the flip we switch
I rub her on the table for a while. The girls usually love getting a massage and not having to work for a while and I love rubbing their bods.

I'll usually give them a G-spot orgasm, which I find most haven't ever had and it makes them putty in my hands.
Once they recover from the orgasm and can stand, it's my turn.

I'll have them jack me off a bit and suck me a little, then I finish with a nice tittyfuck.

Total price in the end is usually $160 to the girls I like and who are game for all this. It's a bit over standard prices but they tend to make room for me in their schedule and be less inhibited next time when you tip well.

wheres the handjob option on that site

Backpage was just recently taken down, am I wrong?

its right where it says handjob

everyone moved to the legit massage side or the w4m personals side

More likely you just didn't visit them enough for them to remember you and become comfortable with you. Table shower = fun to come.

Pleae explain the G spot technique. We're here to learn.

No, I can point you to many table shower places that do in fact not perform any extra services. I used to think the way you did and would visit places several times only to get burned several times. I never have a problem getting a handjob at lots of places on the first visit, so its definitely not a problem with being a regular.

Been to one in my city 3 times, gotten FS each time from the same 20ish y.o. Korean looking girl. I'll answer any question if ya want

Not that I've searched for it specifically, but mostly I've seen white girls. I've also seen a black girl (just once) plus a few asians and latinas, but mostly white girls 18-22 years of age. I prefer smallish tits but I've only found a few over the years, most are bigger. I also prefer bush but have only ever found one girl who kept a bush.

After you become a regular with a girl, sometimes it opens other doors.

Many girls will give you a hanjo but nothing else first visit. Once they can see you're not a rapist or something they'll usually be willing to go nude on second visits. By third or fourth visits often just about anything goes.

One girl trusted me enough that when she'd get a new girl in the parlor she'd have me "break her in". Oh fuck, nothing is more exciting than that.

Most of them are clueless to start with, to varying degrees. Some fully understand that a handy is expected at the end, but some don't. they legit think a dude will pay $80 for a bodyrub and tip another $50-100 just because they're hot.

I explain the market to them, plus the common prices in the area. Most who work at these type of bodyrub places (not legit massage studios) are kinda slutty to begin with, but not all of them.

My favorites have been the ones who were blind coming into it, no idea what they were in for. I've only had a couple of these. After explaining the bodyrub market to them, they were sort of OK with it since they needed the money and had usually given at least a few handys before on dates, but were really shy about getting naked and didn't always really know what they were doing.

Felt like high school again with these chicks, and they were practically high school age too. Having to teach a hot 18yo how to rub your dick is fucking awesome. Also gently testing the boundaries to see how far they were comfortable with going.

I go all the time.
Experiences vary depending if you get a cool girl or now.
Usually, I negotiate before I pay the house so I know what I am getting.

It is definitely more expensive, but it is safer. Less chance of getting robber and girls tend to be much better looking. Girls here tend to negotiate a bit better as well.

I normally go and spend 260 in total. 60 for the house and 200 to cum twice. Just never pay more than 150 for sex. It ruins the economy for the rest of us. Tell them you have 120 and you want everything. Otherwise say no and walk out. They waste their time and get nothign and still have to pay the house.

Literally just had the experience 3 days ago. Massage was awful, handjob was meh. 3/10 would only slightly suggest.

what town do you live in?

My buddy was addicted to this massage parlor for awhile. The place he went to got busted eventually. This place would wash you in the shower, then massage you. He said that the first time you go, the girl would "wash and clean" your dick, not really jerking you off but enough stimulation for most to cum. Then when you went back and asked for the same girl, you got a proper handjob at the end, two if you pop while she's washing your dick. I think he said it was $150, but it's been awhile.

Never understood why he went, he was good looking and really fit. He was the type of dude that could fuck the hottest girl at the party, while her boyfriend was playing beer pong. He ended up marrying a rich girl with big fake tits.

Yes, I just said I wanted to fuck and fucked her.

Is their a rating or discussion site for MPs?

All over North America there are a lot of Asian nail salons or massage places that do massage and will do "extras".

Yes. Multiple times. The key is to undress completely when they leave. If you do this, you'll show them that you aren't scared of them seeing your body. Even if they leabe a towel to cover (drape) yourself, don't. Leave your body out in the open. Once the massage starts, lay and enjoy it. Eventually she'll move down to your things. When she does this, make sure you give her a response. Like a grunt, or something. And move your ass in a humping motion. Not a huge one, a subtle hump. She'll then know what you came in for. If she gets the message, she'll accidentally swipe your asshole/balls. The rest is up to you.

I'll grant that there are always exceptions to the rule, but some places are more paranoid than others. At my regular local place, I tried a couple of times then gave up. After a few more times the girl asked if I wanted more...

If you want the best experience ever. Go to japan and buy a service. Legally they can't advertise sex but the four times I've gone I've gotten penetration each time.

Over the years they keep changing the rules, categories, etc so they can show the authorities they're making some kind of effort to curb illegal activity. The market just adapts. You just have to learn to roll with the changes. To be honest I haven't been on there in a few months. I've been crazy busy lately and haven't been on there in a while.

There are also private forums that regularly crop up where people more freely exchange referrals, post ads, etc but you generally have to already be a regular with someone and be invited to those forums. It's how they keep LE out of there. Eventually LE makes it even on to those and it'll shut down, and a new forum opens up somewhere.

First of all, make sure your fingernails are well trimmed and hit them with a nail file to smooth off any rough edges or corners. This is critical, just like with clit play.

Basically just like in the instructions you find in books or online. The first time you do it, it'll probably take you a while of feeling around to figure out what you're doing so experiment with someone you know who is open minded that first time. Don't try it on a date or with someone new.

With the girl on her back, I'm on her right and I take my right hand and with the palm upwards I insert it into her vagina (of course after a lot of warming her up with clit play, etc.).

The exact location can vary from girl to girl, anywhere from an inch or two inside, to almost the full length of your finger to reach it. Gently rub the front wall of her vagina (facing up since she's on her back). You're feeling for something that feels like it's under the skin of the vagina. A little nub of tissue that's just a little bit firmer than the tissue around it, and usually centered, in her vagina (from her right to left). It's almost like a larger but less firm clit, but it's not at the surface, it's under the surface of the vaginal wall.

Once you find the G spot...

An escort can be cheaper. Anyway, the massage + HJ experience can be very very veery relaxing, especially if they're performed by 20yr old chinese girl which knows how to to both properly.

I don't go there anymore though. Too expensive. Private masseuses are cheaper than massage joints, are less risky (since massage joints are frequently raided by police for prostitution) and are more likely to have sex with you.

I know there's an asian girl in my town which does nice massages, she likes to be fucked doggy, and she always sucks you until you come in her mouth. In parlors you barely get an HJ for that money.

>Has anyone on Sup Forums actually gotten a happy ending from a massage joint?
Ive gotten many. Last time I went she let me fuck her for 120

rubmaps dot com

Don't do this.

Do some homework. There are a lot of discussion boards all over the place that talk about this. Look for escort review boards that often have massage sections. Find one for your area and investigate.

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Once you find it, make a "come here" motion with your middle finger. Just like when you point at someone and curl your index finger towards yourself to motion to come here. You do that with your middle finger so the tip of the finger rubs on the G spot when you do it.

From here you just have to pay attention to how she reacts, just like if you're rubbing a girl's clit to make her cum. Generally the "come here" move with the middle finger is the best thing but sometimes you might put the tip of the finger on it and rub circles over and around it. Play it by ear.

Some girls it's VERY hard to find the G spot. It's easier to find if she's more aroused, this is why foreplay is important, not just for lubrication. Some girls will cum quickly once you find and start rubbing the G spot. Sometimes they'll get close but not quite orgasm and so with my left hand I'll just rub the clit (or on the clitoral hood if she's too sensitive) to push her over the edge.

Every girls I've given a G spot orgasm to, has been left speechless. Every single one. Most of the time it takes several minutes before she can get up since they tense up so much it leaves them exhausted, often twitching a lot. They always say it's a very "different" orgasm but usually have trouble explaining how it's different. Just that it is.

And they fucking love it. If you learn to PROPERLY rub a clit (and adjust your technique as it varies per girl) and do a G spot orgasm, they just can't wait to get you in the sack again so they can have more.

bump. best blowjob Ive ever had was from on older blonde cougar I found on backpage

If I don't lose my virginity by the time I'm 25, will def try this or get an escort.

Don't know why wizards even exist.

do it. male virginity should be lost as soon as possible to any willing girl

>I hear in some places it's only like $300/hr to get a loli for yourself for an hour.... which is super fucked up
I know, who has that kind of money

I've gone to plenty and the ones that are full service I've never had a problem getting full service. If they have a table shower you're good to go.

If you're new when they take you to the shower they'll wash the penis and that tells them you're not a cop.

They'll give you a massage ranging from perfunctory to excellent and then they'll ask you if want anything else. I've always just said "everything" and I get it. Sometimes they want the money up front, sometimes at the end.

Sometimes they'll leave the room, probably to tell the mama-san what you want and to lube up.

I've never negotiated, always paid the going rate of 120-140 plus 50-60 for the hour of massage. The girls have always been cute, but I prefer the milfs. They do enjoy it more.

i actually consider that kinda cheap since the girls are actually white

>but I prefer the milfs
same. all the best sex Ive had has been with women older than me

only if I get it facing down, right side up is for turbo faggots

Definitely cheaper. Here they ask discreetly. It's ok, it's a lot of tension release. Go to a good one or you'll just feel ripped off

...

Best BJ I ever had was from a hooker in HK. No condom and she let me come in her mouth.

oh no i get the joke

i just wanted to mention that

not bad. had to stop going when i realized that its a front for human trafficking. that, and a couple other spots around me got raided, so i figured i should get out while im ahead

Blowjobs WITH a condom aren't even really worth it

How do you know they are white?

they cant dance

im mexican, you hear about this stuff all the time

we even have this stuff in tv shows that's how common it is. the ones in north mexico are white and the more south you go the more dark

I live in So Cal, where Massage Parlours are a dime a dozen. Literally every city has them.

Check out rubmaps.com there are mongers that review each and every one of those joints for happy endings.

I tried it for a while one year, and it was a complete waste of time. The places that were straight legit had great massages but you left wanting more. The places of ill repute mostly had ugly women or very average looking girls.

None of those experiences compare with a good escort or prostitute, and I've been with about 40-50 of them in the past 2 years, and maybe another dozen massage parlours.

At the end of the day, the only thing it's good for is convenience. I never worry about getting raided, because really, it's not something anyone should be concerned about in this area.

I haven't been back to a massage parlour since, and if I do, it'll be for a massage.

In terms of asking for a happy ending, most of the time if you strip down naked instead of stay in your boxers, the girls will know. If you can feel them up while they're massaging you, it's 100% go. Just flip over and let them have at it.

If anything, they'll ask what you want, because often times full sex is on the menu for an extra $120. Otherwise, it's $40 for a hand job.

Do your own research OP!

Usasexguide.info
Rubmaps.com

how much for 4 hand massage anyways

what site is this

fbi.gov

Socal OC
$40 hhr
$40 tug

I've asked every girl for more but they're saying they don't do more only hand.

I offered and showed cash but they all say not here only hand.


My stats
6'1 mex 145 8 1/2 inches

kek

This is accurate.

I can't cum if I can't kiss the girl

Do escorts/message parlor girls kiss? I'm not even joking

No they dont. Also thats weird

Top kek

aww
>Also thats weird
i know, but the first girl I was ever with had a thing for kissing and now i have a fetish for mouths, i just want to kiss the bitch while im cumming

you want to go to a rub and tug might as well stay home these places are NASTY as fuck....
>> 1. no matter what they are advertising your Asian massage whores will not look anywhere as good as you think

>> these places fuuuucking smell like asian shit and piss

>> they will usually trick you they will make you pay a fee for 1hr "massage" they will give you a massage that will last for 45 to waste your hour, you would feel more strength from a cockroach running on your back then these smelly asian ladys

>> will touch your cock and make you cum super quick to get it over with once you came they try to rush you out super quick, at this point they are fucking done with your ass..

>> the will litteraly put cum rags on you they will rub you down with a hot rag that they just rinsed in the bathroom with hot water after just rubbing down the guy before you

>>go ahead waste your money

if you have a fetish for mouths, then get a blowjob

bro, you need to just go to Adelitas or HongKong Bar for $80.

LOL.

Yeah, for a lot of guys, the making out is a big deal. I used to be this way when I was younger.