I'm curious as to if anyone else likes cutting these little guys up, putting them in some orange juice and masturbating...

i'm curious as to if anyone else likes cutting these little guys up, putting them in some orange juice and masturbating. i'm femanon, don't really masturbate much normally but an ex turned me on to this and while using i'll watch some fucking nasty shit, bestiality, you name it. anyone experience this? it's also really really hard to get off

What kind of zoo porn do you watch?

>i'm femanon

i like knots popping out
stimming right now so

Ever did it in RL?

What does it make you feel like??

No, although when i'm high i kind of want to. the knots look huge to me, so i'm a little nervous honestly.

the benzedrex? right now i feel very social almost like i want to leave my room. it also makes orgasms several minutes long and i make a huge smelly wet spot on my sheets...

But does it like get you high? Or just like make your orgasms stronger?

Does anyone exept your ex knows about your fetish?

yes. if you have ever taken adderall or anything it's much stronger than that. you can go to cvs and shoplift like i do or buy them. they're in the aisle with the cough syrum and stuff. cut up the cotton in the inhaler, put it in about a shot of orange juice, let it sit for 20 minutes and drink the whole thing. then come join me! we can share porn :)

well i hope you dont like dildo doging that shit is stupid as fuck

nobody, even he doesn't know. we used to have sex on bennies and i loved it but he could never stay hard. i have to fill myself with lube to even get off right. fun fact, it's the only time i ever put my fingers inside myself.

and i never watch beast stuff sober. ever.

where can i upload videos to show you? :)

>Sup Forums 2017
>Sup Forums 2007
I miss the old days

Go away retard. Nobody cares

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I might...be down for that. I mean its interesting lol what sort of porn do you enjoy?

see
video i'm watching right now.

i normally would never go on Sup Forums except to lurk... but this shit is absolutely off the charts

Ever tried a Bad Dragon or similar beastie dildo?

nice collection

nope. i have a shitty vibrator my ex got me. when i'm doing this i'll occasionally dabble in ass play but nothing too crazy. mostly flick the bean until my fingers bleed.

thanks, it's actually one video lol

I think they do stuff with knots, maybe you could try. Yeah, I like to venture into the rear hole myself sometimes.

i'd maybe buy a doggie dildo but i'd feel too guilty while sober.

Too guilty to buy or too guilty to use? Maybe someone could buy one for you...

Suck a cock bitch

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What the fuck? Is that your cock?

both, really. i still live with my parents so it would be awkward if they found out. anyways, i just came and i'm sweaty as hell so shower time :)

Yeah you want to lick my smegma?

I've not tried this OTC drug yet. Supposedly it's a meth analog? Is the effects similar? Do you get high from it?

I think I might try it out. Where to get? Would Wal-Mart have it?

thats actually fucking disgusting wow

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Can I rub it all over your lips before I slide my cock in your mouth?

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tits or gtfo

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Just GREAT!

Here I am with some legitimate questions and there you go again getting crazy with the pasta.

SHIT

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agreed

cumdumps nowadays all think theyre special snowflakes at fail @ the simplest of delivery cant even post tits

no wonder your shit tier gender couldnt win a rigged election

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