Walk into your grandparents' living room

>walk into your grandparents' living room
>see this

wat do

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"No ananas?"

I doubt my grandparents have ever eaten a pizza now that this thread made me think about it.

no american grandpas sorry

>square cutting a round pizza
>that size
>that crust that takes up half the size of the edge pieces
>those shit toppings
Americans must be culled

literally this

even my parents eat pizza with knife and fork

my grandparents would just prod it awkwardly

In my country old people refuse to eat fastfood.

Not be a faggot and eat some.

My grandparents are dead.

wh-why aren't they happy

Wonder why nan isn't in her nursing home.
Wonder why pa isn't drinking red wine.

I'd assure them that it'd be alright, that this mess would get dealt with and joke about how absurd things are that make this possible, compliment them subtly about how they even put up with it at all.

...

Doesn't look that appetizing but I would take a slice or four.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

INFIDEL

Ask:
>A fruit, perhaps?

look at all those tiny tables in that pizza

I don't know what is it about his picture that makes me so sad.

I wish brazillian pizzas looked like this.

FUCKING THANK YOU
HOW CAN NO ONE HAVE POINTED THIS OUT YET

It's to keep the pizza from hitting the top of the box.

Are the tiny tables edible like those bal bearings you see on cakes?

No, they are plastic.

PHENOMENAL post

Everyone here eats pizza with knife and fork unless they don't know how to use them (little kids, immigrants and bydlo)

They bought this for their children and grandchildren. But no one was free or willing to come

Damn. Fucking heartless faggots

Why do whites hate old people?

>see this
>wat do
GRANDPA, YOU'RE ALIVE?

they dont look very happy about that pizza

have you never had a pizza delivered/takeaway or something

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stack 4 slices on a plate and walk back into my room

>burger takeaway pizza has small tables on it

you made this up
r-right

Feed my grandparents to the pizza.

*gets fatter, a lot fatter*

>burger
im not american though?

and it's quite logical en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_saver

Fuck, I want some za' now.

fpbp

Then who was picture?!

Ask them how they came back from death

>triangles would be unreasonably large
>is awesome
>crust is the best part of a pizza
>mushrooms are a great topping

Emu Hitler should had finished the job