Tell me about this country. Is it democratic and good like I heard?

Tell me about this country. Is it democratic and good like I heard?

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liberal hellhole

Diego Forlan

yeah, it's literally an Argentine province.

Arrogant assholes who pretend their shit doesnt smell, living in a boring and vast piece of nothing

Sounds good.

What does it mean? I don't get the context.

yeah, it's literally a Brazilian state.

>What does it mean? I don't get the context

it just means it's an Argentine province.

Argentiniggas BTFO.

But is it good or bad?

you're the rudest argie poster on Sup Forums and I wish you the worst.
yeah, you're fiched.

it's good.

wtf

it is good

it is safe, the population is small, aged (few kids), and very socialist in the continental european sense, you have weed, and over 40% of the population is atheist.
culturally they are the same as the people of buenos aires, but they dont have a lot of immigrants from places like Paraguay or Bolivia or Peru like Argentina.
The economy is all about farming or tourism, it is full of wealthy Argentines who own houses or apartments there during the southern hemisphere summer.
The bad thing is they are a rather stagnant people, and they depend a lot on foreign investments from wealthy Argentines/Brazilians to grow.

What do the stripes mean?

You make it sound like its pre revolutionary Cuba, a sort of whore house for porteños to have fun on holidays

places like Punta del Este become almost Argentine cities, but it isnt whores and casinos tourism. They are basically the closest good beaches we have available, Argentina doesnt have good beaches.
They also have cattle and farming, mainly soybean, like Argentina and Brazil.

Generally yes, although in my opinion they really need to have more children and invest more on their industry. They also kinda lost their original culture, it thrives but not at a whole national level. Generic Latam culture and Afro-Uruguayan culture are pretty much taking it over.

Nothing wrong with being liberal so long you're also conservative and traditional.

el americANO

it's literally our flag mixed with USA's

both argentina and uruguay are italian colonies

No but Russians are welcome, bring your sister.

Thanks indio.


>They also kinda lost their original culture
Stop talking out your ass
>Generic Latam culture and Afro-Uruguayan culture are pretty much taking it over.
Stop talking out your ass.

>it is full of wealthy Argentines who own houses or apartments there during the southern hemisphere summer.
Only in Punta del Este and there's not only argentinians people from all over the world have houses there(Shakira for example, or Trump), a place Uruguayans don't even go to that much since it gets full of foreigners. We send rich tourists there and raise the price of literally everything, like charging you 30 bucks for a 8cm pizza or 10 for a cheap beer.

Spaniards(galicians = canaries > catalans and basques)>>>Italians>Alberto Barbosa=Frogs(thanks for the tannat)

el gallegANO

Aren't most "Portuguese" who migrated to Uruguay of Azorean origin? They're the only decent Iberians.

t. el gaucho rodriguez

prolly better than Russia

Uruguay has more Spanish descendants than Italian.

It's funny how SHITalians keep claiming shit without checking any sources.
They are fucking delusional LOL

Not even Spanish surname btw, but it's funny to see how deluded they are, fucking pastaniggers.

They go to punta del este because of the beaches and they come to Uruguay in general because it's a quiet place that doesn't really create a cultural shock(that's why they're also asking for residence here by the thousands) though prostitution is legal in Uruguay so it's not hard to fuck girls if you wanted though nobody really comes for that.

Contrary to the popular belief while a lot of Argentinians do come to Punta del Este majority prefers to go camping in quiet places and things like that, they weren't able to come that much in the last decade because of Cristina Kirchner and her stupid sanctions, Macri is trying to earn good boy points with us now. Pic related is data from 2015 and the tourism industry has been growing retardedly fast in the last years.

Just a secret between us, Punta del Este is a meme that Argentinians created, rich Argentinians basically made Punta del Este a thing because it was deserted before that, there are better beaches here, thing is that Punta del Este is mostly a "status" place, people come to show off that they went to Punta del Este(otherwise brazilians would not go there, they have better beaches) it's that kind of place.

And Paraguayans are the ones that spend more money.

Very good post.

punta del este sounds grim.

Buenos Aires-Montevideo ferry.

Looks like a good country but with ridiculous prices for everything. Are there cheap alternatives in South America which aren't complete shitholes?

so does Argentina, the italian stats are inflated as fuck.

Brazilians go to Balneário Camboriú when they want to show off. I think only Riograndenses and Catarinenses actually visit Uruguay.

>that's why they're also asking for residence here by the thousands
who are you even talking about?

Panama or the colombian andean region is what you're looking for. Or Mexico. Prices are not that ridiculous in these places compared to the US as we have friendly import policies

Dunno mate we care THAT much about what we wuz 2 million years ago

By february 14 of this year we were already around 566 million, a 20% increase from last season.

That increase comes mainly from argies and brazilians but also your countrymen are coming a lot(41% more than 2016).

What do you mean? It's a good place(pic related) it's just that the beaches aren't as good as La Paloma or something like that.

It compensates with good nightlife and shit like that, you know David Guetta or whatever faggot is popular at the time

>aren't complete shitholes

Se ven muchos turistas en Uruguay el resto del año o les alcanza la temporada de verano para sustentarse hasta Diciembre?

Friendly reminder that panamanians enjoy a higher purchasing power than Argentinians

Argentinians

We go to Camboriú a lot too.

And of course I was talking about people from RS, I doubt northern brazilians even know where Uruguay is(seriously I saw a brazilian reporter asking people in the street back in the 2014 world cup and they didn't know where Uruguay was)

>socialist in the continental european sense
No idea what is that. For me socialism means taking property from you with force + retarded economy.

>bring your sister
I actually consider moving there (or somewhere alse in SA) to find some Russian, lol.

>not even mentioning Congolombia
sure they do

Why do you always have to be so rude in all your posts? You're like he only argentine mala leche on the board.

Forgive us, we're not all like him.

M8, Panama, Mexico and Culombia enjoy stable prices for goods all year round. Even technology is cheap as fuck, almost USA tier. Don't get me wrong, Argentina is cool and a great place but inflation fucks you up big time

>sustentarse
This is why people don't like you, nigger.


>2015
Si se plantea por trimestres, el esquema de visitas a Uruguay es el siguiente:
- Un millón en el primer trimestre
- Casi 800.000 en el cuarto trimestre
- Casi medio millón en el segundo y tercer trimestre

Numbers are bigger in 2016 but it should be mostly the same.

cerra el orto, negrito de mierda.

I'd go for Ecuador and Peru any day, extremely comfy and cheap.

PPP doesn't necessarily mean you enjoy a high purchasing power in your own country. Outside of it, perhaps, but if the cost of living in your home country is high then you're actually lacking purchasing power.

nah i just meant that really isn't my scene (super upmarket, flash with the cash)

We have two russian colonies, it's a small town though(around 2000 people) and they've been here for a hundred years so while they keep some culture it's not like they're russians.

Basically this. Peru is also pretty nice in that regard.

the sandnigga gets it

no you fucking mongoloid, PPP means the opposite.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russians_in_Uruguay

Sorry, I was just curious because I read that Uurguay's economy depended mostly on tourism so I wanted to know if you received as many tourists the rest of the year.

che te digo de onda, los europeos aca te van a seguir viendo como un triste mestizo/sudaca culo roto no importa cuanto les chupes las medias.

todos se cagan de risa de vos

te dije que cierres el orto, negrito estupido.
segui chupandole la pija a los subnormales estos que viven en pozos y comen hormigas, dale.

No, it doesn't. It's worthless when you make $50 000/month when 90% of that vanishes on taxes. Certainly you'll enjoy a high purchasing power in a cheap foreign country, but not in your own home country, and that's exactly what the Russian user was referring to.

...

economy depends on meat exports, cellulose and then tourism

que triste es tu vida salame que venis a hacerte el aristocrata europeo en un foro de dibujos chinos y encima te descansan

There are people in villages who are Russians.

Is it true that Uruguay hates Mujica as much as we hate Evo? even if the rest of the world praise him

you clearly don't know what ppp is, I recommend you to read on it before posting again.

> but with ridiculous prices for everything
That's only if you live in Montevideo.

I can buy a 3L coke with 2 bucks because I live near brazil for example, food in general is cheap.

Tech stuff is expensive though.

uh si me re descansan, vos sos el unico infradotado que flashea colores y me esta diciendo algo.
>aristocrata europeo
como te gusta hablar al pedo, negro bobo.
segui chupandole la pija a los monos estos de mierda que viven en la jungla nomás, dale.

Panama is easier to obtain residency that most other Latin American countries. Vehicles are also cheaper here due to the lower cost of shipping and import taxes.

de acá se nota que tenes 16 años
anda a estudiar nene ya va terminar el paro y vas a tener que volver al cole

Sorry I don't understand what you mean.

What I meant is that while they come from russia they've been here for so long that I wouldn't call them Russians, dunno if I'm explaining myself well

A lot of people like him but a lot hate him much more now than we did before.

He lost a lot of money.

segui proyectando, negrito, dale.

Many Russians including myself who met Southern American Russians here find that they're actually more Russian than us. They kept the language and culture.

>Macri is trying to earn good boy points with us now.

Wtf man, your country is shit irrelevant in the middle of two giants, accept it

And Macri is busier arranging things with Meshitco and Apezil, you're just an annoying fly on the wall

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You remind me of the poles when they say that Poland is totally independent of two giants like Germany and Russia when it is totally false

Oh, maybe. I've never been to Russia.

>And Macri is busier bla bla
Macri is busy giving us money and paying uruguayan construction workers to build a bridge between Artigas and Corrientes.


> Meshitco
We've had a TLC with Mexico for a million years now, you're late to the party indio.

While you're making business with Mexico we're the ones in Germany and Finland making business for Uruguay and bringing the EU here. Finns and Germans said that entering Uruguay is the gate of entering Mercosur.
Now that Cristina is not here to fuck with our port(the best in the region in case you didn't know) anymore a lot of sanctions have been lifted, though Macri still fucks with us it's not in the same level.

Dunno why shitleans act like hot shit with us lately, we've always had good relationship.

Is it football? did you buy into the football fight meme?

>Macri
>busy

>Macri is busy giving us money and paying uruguayan construction workers to build a bridge between Artigas and Corrientes.
HAHAHAHA, you yourself recognize something that you are denying, Uruguay depends and always will of the generosity of Argentina and Brazil, you are a provincial fool

>We've had a TLC with Mexico for a million years now
That treaty is only valid on paper, in reality Uruguay imports everything from Brazil and Argentina and you can not deny this because you know perfectly well that it is true

>While you're making business with Mexico we're the ones in Germany and Finland making business for Uruguay and bringing the EU here

> Be the EU or any other trade federation

> Give privilege to a meme country with only 3 million inhabitants and a majority of the population aged

> To reject a market of 245 million people, such as Argentina and Brazil
Stay pleb

>Now that Cristina is not here to fuck with our port(the best in the region in case you didn't know)
Wake up my friend, we are no longer in the 17th century

>though Macri still fucks with us it's not in the same level.
Confirmed as uruguayan troll

wow rude

Way too stuck up for someone whose country's economy is going to shit.

>you yourself recognize something that you are denying, Uruguay depends and always will of the generosity of Argentina
First of all, it's not generosity it's called paying to ask for forgiveness. You're literally giving us jobs and that bridge won't benefit Argentina half as much as it does that zone of Uruguay.

Second, stop bringing Brazil into the table, we have good relationship with them but you're irrelevant compared to them, stop trying to bring brazilians to save your stupid argument


>That treaty is only valid on paper,
It's around 2% import and 3+% export. What matters is the good relationship and mutual trust between both, meanwhile nobody trusts you.


You're retarded.

>in reality Uruguay imports everything from Brazil and Argentina
Uruguay's biggest partner is China, follows Brazil and in the last years the US were on top of Argentina. Now Macri wants to earn good boy points so as soon as he got into presidency he improved relations wasted by Cristina

Of course retarded Argentinians know jack shit about the world they live in.

> Be the EU or any other trade federation

> Give privilege to a meme country with only 3 million inhabitants and a majority of the population aged

> To reject a market of 245 million people, such as Argentina and Brazil
>Stay pleb

But they don't trust YOU, if it was up to Argentina they wouldn't even bother with Mercosur because your market is awful and your politics are not stable, you're not a stable country for treaties.

The only thing that matters is that Uruguay is the one making Mercosur-EU a thing, while you're on your high horse because Mexico feels like giving you the time.

You should really learn how diplomatic relationships work
>Wake up my friend, we are no longer in the 17th century

You're fucking retarded right? you do realize that ports are a huge part in business right Jesus read some books you dumb nigger.

why are you idiots insulting each other if you are the same shite

>shite

tomatelá hijo de puta

>Nothing wrong with being liberal so long you're also conservative and traditional.

How does that work? How can you be conservative and traditional if you allow fags to marry?

>damage control

fucks sake, i want to be there nao, watcha doin, uruguai.

can someone read whats written on the church in wiki article?

It says God bless the GOES. Don't know what the GOES is tho. Maybe a leftie political party (because of their disrespect of that church)

>That Post
>That Flag
wew

it's the name of the neighborhood, google isn't that difficult to use, you useless fucks.

thnk you

Do I look like I give a single fuck about uruguay? Go finish your locro fattie

probably football

uruguayans are bros for me

>mapuche reading comprehension
no, that's literally why I said google isn't that difficult to use, you're not just useless, but also fucking retarded.

The country is boring though, especially compared to Russia where you have everything.

Bs As is close though.

>leftie political party
>disrespect of that church

That makes no fucking sense, our right hates the fucking church, they're the ones that separated church and state, banned religion and symbols from public places(including schools) , also renamed Holy Week to Tourism Week and Christmas to Family Day.

>It says God bless the GOES.
Goes is a Montevideo's neighborhood and a basketball team.
You know, idiotic jerks are the common factor for every cunt in this planet.

quiero un novio uruguayo

¿Por que es tan smug esa nenita?

quiero un novio uruguayo x2

por que siempre que quiere algo lo consigue usando su cuerpo....

Goes is a popular basketball team

>resto de america
>chile
wow, i didn't know uruguayans hated chile too. now i like them even more