Anyone knows the story behind this dude? What's wrong with him?

Anyone knows the story behind this dude? What's wrong with him?

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Burn victim

he smoked a weed

HIS NOSE IS A BENIS!

he's called cocknose

They want have sex and marry both men and woman, don't you see the ad?

How come his nose got so disfigured? I'd expect just a small chunk of it or none at all to be left. Instead he has a fucking elephant trunk.

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>Plastic surgeon for high ranking Mexican cartelfags
>get caught a rival cartel
>????
>this happens


alteast they didnt chopp his head off. I wonder whos dick they used.

uhhmmm.

moral to the story is dont kinda shaddy buisness with cartels.

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He's muslim

That's John Wayne Bobbit.
> tl:dr
Wife caught him whoring, turned into Russian super hero Ivana Kutchakokov. Tossed severed cock out of car. Cops found cock, surgeon airplane glues cock to nose + stem cells. Has cock reattached (plus nostril transplant so he can blow wads) enters porn world with gnarled yogurt canon. Fails.

kek'd

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SEVEN VAJOINAS

Probably a skin graft that will later get remodeled into a nose in a future surgery.

Come on - I'm not even a medical professional and I could figure that out.

his name was robert paulson

that gives face fuck a new meaning

That character was awesome in the new Star Wars movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s

Looks like Grover from Sesame Street

looks like he has a penis for a nose.

Nothing is wrong with him. He's just related to Cyril Sneer.

How many?

he captured a gnome back in 1977
didn't know it was an evil gnome

i remember this.it's old as fuck. he fell into a fire or onto a grill or some shit. there's a before pic of him

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also i saved this pic in 2011 here on Sup Forums so that's at least how old it is

meme creator expert lvl 9000

google searched it. i fucking knew i remembered this correctly.
"This guy had a seizure and fell face first into a bon fire at a school-sponsored camping trip and now has a 3.2 million lawsuit against OU."

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looks like this guy

Seems pretty obvious that he is a burn victim, they probably took healthy skin from elsewhere on his body and attached it there for reconstruction, but the skin probably needs some time to adjust or the skin needs to heal before they can start working with it.
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:-DDDDDDDD

Fuck man I don't know first time seeing him. I thought he had bad case of photoshop.

Imagine you are a typical Roman commoner and you enter the toilets one day to find them empty and a clean spot just for you. Just after relaxing and getting comfortable you hear a noise and your sphincter tenses. This guy walks in with an air of urgency, already pulling his tunic up over his gut, and to your annoyance he sets his ass down directly opposite you with a clear "slap" as his cheeks make contact with the moist stone. An air of annoyance washes over you at the sight of this fat cunt intruding on your rare moment of privacy, which he apparently picks up, locking eyes with you and giving you this death stare that seems to say "do you think I give a fuck you little shit".

To your surprise he was already in the process of release and almost immediately he leans forward on his fat legs with their huge calves in an awkward squat as though he is about to pounce, air escapes the now severely strained and tense pile of meat and flab that is his corpulent body generating a perverse and unusually loud and lengthy animalistic growl. You detect something perverse about it all, something freudian and neurotic, as though this guy might be your father and this is the noise he made as he was seeding your mother's womb, the display of dominance taps into the darkest reaches of your subconscious making you feel as coy as a qt blonde germanic slave boy stripped for buyers at the market, come to think of it you remember this guy being among them that day. It almost starts to become unreal and terrifying until it stops to be replaced by the sound of semi-hard diarrhea dropping out of him and flopping onto the edge of the toilet. Then it is over, he breathes a very vivid sigh of relief and still lifting up his skirt waddles over to the cistern, giving you a friendly nod as he spreads his monstrosity of an ass and feels the water cleanse his punished anus. He mutters something about constipation and prune pudding, dries himself and leaves.

He's fuckin got a cock for a nose that's what's wrong with him. Tard.

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That dickhead is Gonzos dead beat father.

Yeah that totally explains why it's a fucking burn victim.

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