Hey, guys. Today's my birthday and no one cared to remember

Hey, guys. Today's my birthday and no one cared to remember.
Can you give me some presents?

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But I'm a boy.

i wish people forgot about my birthday,i had to avoid people all fucking day

Did he stutter?

tits or GTFO

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You guys are gay homos.

fuck you

have a (you) user-kun
now get the fuck out of my chan

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Dick or GTFO

Dick and TiTS or GTFO

It's an anime picture. Why would you even ask for tits for that? Also, I'm like 99% sure the anime picture is of a guy dressed as a girl.

I give no fucks

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Fine. But you just get the tip.

Fuck you op I was going to give you $50 but now you can fuck off

MERRY BIRTHDAY MAN!!

no tits

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Show your real face and I will :)

op stop being so fucking gay let's see your TITS

If I guess your initials will you show your face and tits?

here op I will give you $15 for tits and face