ITT: Things Polish never say

"This is my car I purchased last month"

bump

Polak swims in Alaskan waters.

"I think we should return the stolen territory to Germany"

>my country isn't a shithole

"Maybe we are wrong here and it is not other countries treat us terrible but it is us being unsufferable cunts"

>I enjoy nip posts about poland

"Time to stop eating kielbasa and drinking piwo"

>stolen
You lose the war you fucking cuck

Abortion should be permitted in situtations where it is necessary to save the life of the mother

But it is permitted

Not to you

no reason to be rude, friend. I just wrote a thing a Pole would never say

''dear japanese, please come to bydgoszcz''
''Russians are bros''
''Ukraine exists''

sleep already, sis

That's literally the current law

*We are pretty much Russian"

b-but if I just woke up

Not to you either lol

"Vilno vasze!"

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Yeah buddy, i know where it hurts...
Another one: "Kachinsky was a fag - stomping into pilot's cabin, he's got what was coming to him".

wilno has a province called 'grzegorzevo'

"You know, maybe this time we were in the wrong"

Pfft, that's not "Things that a Russian would never say" thread, is it?

How are you lately?

I'm fine, thanks, I'm a bit busy nowadays so I can't polanpost as much as before, what about you?, everything alright?

glad to hear that, I was worried about you, one of my poleboo friends :3

at least you're still here to continue the polanposting, keep up the good work :3

'I don't like onion and potatoes'

I use proxy

"No one in my family owns a tractor."

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