Did she really think I had a baby dick, magic 8-ball?

Did she really think I had a baby dick, magic 8-ball?

Is Kek's promise to me still valid?

Oh no

Will anyone ever love me

Ayyyyyyyyyyy

Will i die a depressed virgin

roll

Is OP a fucking gaggot?

Dstihasdfromp?

Should I go full Virginia Tech on everybody?

Should I shoot up this damn town?

Would I beat the high score?

rawlin

Will I ever be close with my ex again?

Fuck. I wanted it to end. This is shit. Fuck this.

Will I ever fuck Beni?

RIP

Am I gonna get some pussy actually worth effort?

Aah, what do you know, you're just some mod who fucks with post numbers. I could fuck your mother given the right tools and time.

DoIhacd?

Siwpmobomsd?

Wabomcsd?

Is she gonna kill herself already?

am I gonna fuck his mother?

Will my dad ever let me leave this dungeon?

For those who get caught up in my rapture,
don't be callin me Dog, cause I want you to say it backwards.

Your sources are sodomites
>nobody cares what they have to say

Will I fuck her?

Do I care?

You fuckin wish I did.

Will david get his dick wet?

Will david touch a puss?

Will I touch puss?

post new pic of the wife's tits tonight?

Will I see nice dreams if i go to sleep?

Will I touch david's puss?

how about now?

Become Doctor I?

Am I smaller than all of Selenna's partners?

Am I gonna fuck that smelly fat bitch?

Should i even bother trying?

Re asking

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I don't wanna, I want them to stay together and him to live in misery.

Is Richard Nixon a god like deity?

Will i make it though?

rool

reroll

Will I fuck him tomorrow

Will I die of cancer?

Will i fuck christina?

Does she know the only way to get me to fuck her is to say out loud clearly that she wants me to otherwise I will ignore her every attempt to flirt?

Will it be him only?

Will it instead be some other disease non related to cancer yet still could have been just as preventable had certain behaviors changed?

is she in this thread?

Should I just go ahead and give up on it?

Well...crap.

Will I pass my test on Wednesday?

will i get a new job this month?

will i ever be fit?

DonĀ“t fucking give up user. You can fucking do it. If was able to, so can you.

will i get swole and fast enough to surpass metal gear?

roll 1

will someone steal this thread?

Will I die a virgin never feeling the touch of another human being?

I knew it

will that image actually happen to anons itt?

Should I kms

Shes got a new dude doesn't she?

Will anyone ever love me

Am i gonna get laid this year?

Is she going to stay for the rest of my life?

Will trump get shot today

How about just a relationship..... Or FWB? Please fortune gods

wish
future
Sex appeal

Disease Immune Pill - full, healthy life
Sex Appeal Pill - Fuck rich women and have them buy you shit
Death Pill - Kill those who oppose without anyone knowing how.

Do I stay with her

Am I gonna fuck that bitch from the Progressive Auto Insurance commercials?

Thank you lord kek i swear i wont let you down this year

Oh yes I am, don't you fuckin downplay my A game.
>right in the fuckin mouth.

Does the girl evin like me

Sprinkles are for winners huh bitch?

will i make my fitness goals in time?

Got dubs so I'm gonna say yes

Thanks God

does she like me?

rerolling dubs make this either way

Am I gonna impregnate me a fine young healthy woman with big ass titties, a firmly toned ass, a jaw dropping gorgeous face, and vagina tighter than clenched fist in a boxing match?

plz answer me 8ball of kek

We both got dubs on the same question high five bro

Does qt in the first and or second class in college like me?

Fuck it il take my chances, and take your word for it

what did kek mean by our digits ?

Am I gonna fuck damn near every woman at the surrounding colleges?

Am I gonna find me a beautiful young woman and settle down and have 8 children in a large house that I will put time and care into and turn it into something new and desirable for another buyer years later?

Shall I find a beautiful maiden for myself this year?

Should i try to kiss her tomorrow?

kek do digits override negative rolls?

Am I gonna fuck his mother?

Oh, that's awesome. Will I at least have a good year in school?

Should I try to fuck his mother?