How do you like your coffee, Sup Forums?

How do you like your coffee, Sup Forums?

I don't add anything unless I'm in the mood for some unnaturally thick chocolate sludge that rips out three years of my life, which then I add an unhealthy amount of nesquik powder.

I prefer black tea

Naked and ready to cup my balls and tonguefuck me all the way down me shaft, matey

Like my women

Not alive

Like a fag...
In a Starbucks can

Black with a tbsp of coconut oil, soooo good!

like my women. tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a donkey.

Double Double eh

Like my soul - black and bitter.

like my slaves , black

3 cream 2 sugar any regular size cup of joe

Some milk and 2 spoons of sugar

Tits or GTFO

freshly ground, pour over, whole milk no sugar

I used this joke on a girl and she gave me a hug. She doesn't want to believe that I'm a very, very bitter and cruel person. She's sweet.

Dark, with milk and honey.

just some sugar

My wife drinks it like this. Excellent observation user.

strong and black.

Fuck ton of instant coffee and a shit ton of sugar. I only drink it for the caffeine.

just get caffeine pills then dick head

What you say is, "they say how you like your coffee tells how you like your sex," and let the conversation go from there.

Sugar and non dairy

Poured inside my ass.

I like my coffee like I like my niggers - I don't like coffee.

WITH FREEDOM AND DEAD COMMUNISTS

Black

Just enough sugar for it to not taste like hot water, one teaspoon or a one sugar cube usually does the trick

black. my dad's teeth are shit so I try not to tempt fate by drinking too much sugar.

One cream one sugar