My boyfriend is in our bedroom masturbating to porn. Right now.
He lied to me and said he was playing video games, but I saw him through the crack of the door before I entered the room.
Since he would rather cheat on me with porn stars on the internet, I'm going to cheat on him with you on the internet.
Name it and I'll do it.
I cant believe im responding to this bait
Timestamp or gtfo
This tbh
Tom wriiten on l'est tit
Timestamp and tits or gtfo
You know the drill. Do it.
Ever heard the phrase "elbow deep" floating around?
Why are your tits on the sides of your rib cage?
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lol, they are though. If my girlfriend was a genetic freak like Op, I would prefer masturbating on the internet too.
naturally that way. Don't be the virgin faggot in the room.
>cheat on me with porn
stupid cunt he aint cheating
*pinches her nips*
8 fingers in anus
>fucking liar
Sharpie in the pooper
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So go help him you bitch
OP is bouncing between his three bait threads on /b at the moment.
thats why he watches porn because you obviously just watch and do nothing to be sexy
gravity exists. she's lying down.
Jerking it to open is not cheating you fucking bitch. You can't even deny you dont masturbate so don't get started with this chicken shit bullshit. It's probably because you don't please him you bitch.
Then go help him. It's no wonder he has to watch porn, cuz you don't do shit!
>Jerking to porn is cheating
Most likely bait but this would be the modern woman
Aren't we all?