Straight men

Straight men,

Would you spend at least 10 minutes fucking Ivanka Trump.

Guaranteed:

*No disease
*No one will ever know
*You will be paid $2,000

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10k

Of-fucking-course. Ivanka Trump, more like Iwanna Hump.

Sure

I'm not seeing what the drawback here would be, so yes. I'd fuck her to completion.

Hell no...You know Daddy Donny has been up in that.

>Daddy Donny has been up in that

Getting paid to fuck a prostitute? What's the catch?

why the fuck not 10/10 would fuck

>the catch

I would fill her with my pinko commie liberal cum.

>fill her

Yes dumbass

At least you know it'll still be tight then. You know what they say about men with small hands

>ass

Ok. Only a complete Sup Forumstard, basement dwelling, celebrity thread bump, trap thread bump, delusional, leftist idiot; would not be balls deep in this woman regardless of her pedigree.

Try harder, manlet.

>hands

Yaha, she would probably appreciate the change of pace. Would have to exceed that time limit though

>balls deep in

>appreciate

>Take Ivanka in the Oval Office
>Assume this isn't the first time she's been bent over Daddy's desk.
>Ask her if her brothers also got a turn after Daddy Donny popped her cherry.
>Blow a load inside her
>Impregnate her
>She can't get an abortion because Pence made it illegal
>Raise the baby in a socialist commune

You really want him to shut this place down dont you?

he will too

What is this cancerous thread ?

so what. Even if I didn't know her from Adam and she was trailer trash I'd fucking hit it.

I've fucked uglier, fatter, more poor and never looked back

>cancerous

I wouldn't care if people knew. I'm not a trump fan, but one thing I have in common with him is I'd fuck the shit out of Ivanka.

Like Dicklet Donny isn't too busy tweeting about the mean things SNL said about him this week to worry about a bunch of assholes on Sup Forums.

>one thing I have in common with him

What kind of stupid question is that.

luv da handz

I would knock her up. Fuck yeah I want into the Trump clan! I'd be untouchable!

I forgot about that video. Thank you for the laugh

>untouch

>i fuck a ten
>don't get any disease
>nobody knows
>and i get paid

i know this is b8 but jesus christ

>jesus

Absolutely 100% no questions asked

I'm kind of confused. Is that her in all the pictures?

This

I'd do it minus the cash and also with guaranteed aids.

yes but what's the catch

No shit I'd also tell everyone I know for the rest of my life.

This.
What's the catch?

Of course.
Say what you want about Trump, but he has great taste in women.

>Agree to the deal
>Drink to celebrate
>Here comes the double cross
>Spiked drink, she comes to an hour later
>Surrounded by Mexicans and blacks
>They're all wearing Trump masks
>Get it all on tape
>Constantly yell "Worldstar"

>Guaranteed:
>*No disease
>*No one will ever know
>*You will be paid $2,000

Well, considering that she's a Trump, I assume she's lying and that guarantee isn't worth anything.

Ivanka calls that 'Wednesday'

found the gaylord

At least 10 minutes? I wouldn't last 55 seconds.

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I didn't say I wouldn't do it

Ivana Humpalot

only 10 mins. why

whos photoshopping these! theyre pretty damn good!

Wouldn't even have to pay me. I'd do it just cause it would be fun as fuck to bone the first daughter who for the first time in history, is actually hot.

> being paid
Idiot, I'd do it for free!

when i was younger, there was a pic of ivanka in her high school uniform in the NY daily news (so it was b&w) i fapped to it quite a few times. . I was once able to find this on the internet but my hd crashed soon after and i havent found in again since.

Can someone dig it up and post here. bonus points if you can find any in color

I'm all of those things and I'd still be balls deep in her just like daddy Donny did her

I wouldn't pay 2k to do that and tell everyone I fucked her dumb ass

nice nosejob