36 year old virgin here, is there any way a woman will fuck me?

36 year old virgin here, is there any way a woman will fuck me?

Face

im not gay but even i'd fuck you

Do you actually try?

go to a bar, notice if a lady sees you, invite her a drink, chit chat, sell yourself, ask her what she does, offer her a ride home but can crash at your place if she wants to, yes or no, after that, you'll know what to do

Yes, women are not atracted to me

Bump, I really need help

how do you know it? what have you done to think that? explain yourself faggot

No girl ever smiles or looks at me, so i'm too scared to approach

no, kill yourself

Dude, jump on tinder you'll find someone to fuck in 24 hours
your a decent looking guy, find some nice jeans, new button up long sleeve dressy top, dank cologne and spike your hair.

you'll slay piece of piss, i'm a fat cunt and i can pick up chicks just by presenting myself well

Happened to me last year OP, was also a 36 year old virgin. Also a manlet of 5'8 and not as good looking as you.

I tried Tinder, I went on one date but she was model and she friend zoned me

I'm a girl, you're attractive to me

Wtf...36 years ... do you Know escort girls?

Is my head too big?

Bruh pick your game up, Make them work for you...
find a slutty girl, you'll start talking to them and they'll start making dirty/sexual remarks then you just start doing the same shit, get the shit out of your head that makes you think you're ugly, gain abit of confidence man you'll be right.

old pasta....op kys

?? It's not Pasta, that's me

There is no chance in hell this is fucking true.
Because if this guy is a virgin at 36, then me at two thirds the height and half the weight at 30 can just call it quits and give up on ever finding anyone.

I'm only 6 foot and I'm pretty skinny (78kg)

Yeah, I'm 5'11 and 113.

If you got nothing, I've got no chance in hell.

113 lbs?

kg, 250 pounds.

Oh you mean you're overweight? I said half my weight lol

*you said

Oh my bad, I wanted to say twice the weight, I'm not sure how I got to half, my bad, yeah you look pretty fit, I'm just human waste.

You'd be surprized, I think a lot of women like chunky guys

Sure as long as your kind, confident, and dont act needy or desperate. Find a girl you like, go on a few dates, when the conversation turns to sex just tell her you never found a girl you thought was worth the trouble and move on. Ask about her. Most of the time she will be impressed that you dont care about the stupid shit insecure guys care about, and flattered that you think she the only girl youve met who is worthy of you. Do it right and they eat that shit up. Of course that all hinges on your ability to not come across like a fagot op.

Yeah they all also wet themselves over fit tall guys, and your face looks pretty damn handsome. If you can't find one in mainstream, me with no prospects and appeals, I have no chance in hell in the niche.

dude!? wtf is wrong with you? go fuck a hooker to know what fucking is.
then go to a bar or do some activities in a group and find someone that fits your needs.

don't cry on the interwebs about beeing unable to find someone while you're somewhat decent looking.
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Are you that autistic about personal space that you have to stand 20ft from the computer when talking to people?

I believe you must have the personality of a dead mouse, in the sense that women must be finding you tragic and just sad. You must exist differently. Try becoming a trap and get fucked by a bbc...then at least you won't be a virgin. Then with renewed confidence pursue women.

Its shit like this thats the reason you dont score. Clean yourself up, pay attention to them, and be confident. That is litterally all girls want. Besides the older we get the more the power in sexual relationships seings towards men. A girls sexyness has a shelf life and they know it.

>Its shit like this thats the reason you dont score. Clean yourself up, pay attention to them, and be confident. That is litterally all girls want.

I'm clean shaved, well groomed, pay pretty good attention, they all find me charming and funny, I know because they can't shut the fuck up about it, but it always goes to just bullshit.

First girl I asked out laughed in my face.
Second one fucked her ex because I was hospitalized when she wanted to fuck.
Third literally told me she's not into titles and dating, then got clingy to me, then woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me she's really happy because she found a boyfriend (From context you can tell its not me)

The list goes on. I just have shit luck with women. And fuck you, you know? You and every other "This is the reason why" prick, no, its not all on us, takes two people to fuck shit up, all you assholes just assume we all just shit and mope in a basement choking on doritos and mountain dew. There are just as many women who are just as much assholes as prick that don't give two shits about fucking over a guy as there are guys that have no personality and just want their dick wet, shit goes both ways and you regurgitating the same tired old garbage like nobody tried or though of it, you're the fucking problem just as much as everything else, so piss off.

You might have found the problem.

Women smell frustration and anger issues a mile away

It's your fault

>Everyone else is the problem but me.

Just kys faggot.

yes, paying

Your chances are higher with dead ones. Dont be picky

sorry but your ptsd makes you seem like a murder
and nobody thinks you're cool for going in the meat grinder

many ways if you totally lack social skills you can always pay after all.

you are dying

If you have to ask Sup Forums, then what do you think?

Holy shit you have the entire internet at your fingertips, make a profile on a dating website (plenty of fish or tinder if you just want to get laid, or ok cupid if you actually want to find a gf). I highly doubt those pictures are you and if they are you have no excuse as to why you're a virgin.

Man the fuck up and stop shutting out your endless possibilities.

financially
emotionally
physically
spiritually

women are vermins, just buy a whore and forget other women.

Why do you doubt that's me?

Yes. Unless you are a piece of human shit.