Femanon here, need your advice Sup Forumsros
>be me
>meet cute guy at friends wedding
>hit it off
>have great night
>week later
>go over to his place
>have sex
>6 inch dick
I like this guy but his dick is a bit too small, what do?
>inb4 tits or gtfo
pic related: me
first time green texting not the best story teller sorry
Gits or tit the fuck out
Begin to integrate cuckoldry into the relationship and get gangbanged by 6 12 inch black guys in all holes to show him whats up.
2/10 quality bait, you should have said it was 5 inches; that way the bait is reasonable and will provoke more responses.
Saged and pitied, not even dubs could save such a shit post.
Marry a nigger then cause thats around the average dick size
Well she is you know, a woman
> 15cm dick
> too small
> 6,5/10 girl tops if I really squeeze my eyes
Good luck.
I like white dudes, is there any personality traits that could hint at dick size, 7 is the least i'll go 10.5-11 is the biggest
Get out of your basement a stop making feels threads
This.
I dont even want to imagine your fugly used bigass vagina, if thats too small for u.
Prepare to be blacked following up by being a single mother to a racemixed child.
by saying "femanon here" you agree to post nudes of yourself with proper time stamp before you will be assisted.
Of course I got no actual advice and just a bunch of angry MRA virgins calling me a bitch. this board has become a fucking joke
How come you're posting a picture of my gf to start your thread?
what to do... hard to say
you can start showing tits, that would be a nice start...
Tita or gtfo first user
Fuck wasted dubs
Tell the guy it isnt going to work. If its not big enough for you, then its not big enough for you. Plain and simple. Go get you some monster cock. Every girl has different needs. But pussy pic or none of us believe you like bigger dicks.
what happened to your mexican bf, bitch?
if 6 inches is too small, his dick isnt the problem, its your grand canyon pussy thats the trouble.
The fact him having a small dick is something thats a "problem" speaks more about you than him
I really like the guy though, and I dont want a monster cock I want an average one, just not a small one
This is the stuff over which wars are started
Tell me there's a set
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Fuck off.
No one cares about you... your only purpose is to keep that hole above room temperature for future use. Your ambitions, your ideas, anything you have said or will say... all pointless and insignificant.
Tits or gtfo.
trips of lies, I've been with a few guys and they have all been great, I just dont want too far below average is all. Never heard a complaint about my growler
Timestamp no tits they look to small for my taste, but timestamp this size queen
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Post tits or fuck off.
Im not a fucking size queen, stop painting me as a slut because im not afraid to have standards
With that kind of face you should be happy that someone keeps looking into it
i wanna know
Your forehead is a bit too big but he didnt complain now did he?
>femanon
There are no females on Sup Forums only user therefore no femanon.
Please read the rules before posting and lurk moar
amen
size queen comes to Sup Forums looks for advice and sympathy
>never shows tits
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Odds are if you continue seeing him and get in a relationship you'll eventually begin to look down on him. It will affect your relationship and make you depressed or you'll resort to cheating cut your losses and leave this baby dick behind
Timestamp a clothed picture of yourself or fuck off
Saw that pic posted I. Faces of Sup Forums hours ago.
>I like white dudes, is there any personality traits that could hint at dick size, 7 is the least i'll go 10.5-11 is the biggest
Not a size queen
Rules.
No exceptions.
Fuck off.
Sage in all fields
He has a small dick and you are ugly as fuck do you are even
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how do i upvote?
Thank you
>6 inches isn't enough
You either have a cow cunt or you're a size queen. Deal with it.
translates as:
>Femanon here, need your advice Sup Forumsros
pic rel8
>>be me
"impersonate random girl using pic found on fb"
>>meet cute guy at friends wedding
"basementdweller neckbeard guy at friends wedding sees some random girl and fantasizes"
>>hit it off
"read too many porn manga"
>>have great night
"fapped entire night"
>>week later
>>go over to his place
>>have sex
"trying to impersonate a slutty woman craving for cock"
inch dick
"because porn hentais always show gigantic dicks even on shotas and fat dudes, 6 inch should be really small"
>I like this guy but his dick is a bit too small, what do?
"trying to bait dudes to show their own, or at least say theirs is bigger, while fantasizing being a trap"
>>inb4 tits or gtfo
"on her fb profile there weren't any tits"
>pic related: me
"OP pic: random fb pic"
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sorry, user, I think she has a sewer pussy, not the grand canyon.
thanks for real advice, I guess 1/45 btards aren't
insecure about their dicks
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OP can't inb4 newfriend
Lurk moar
>what do?
Go fuck a nigger you coal burning whore
>is actually a guy
>>Im not a fucking size queen, stop painting me as a slut because im not afraid to have standards
Well, technically speaking, if you're fucking dudes out of wedlock on the first date, how is that not slutty? What am I missing? Were you the one who got married?
>whore
>tits or gtfo
Post tits already or thread goes into Spiderman territory.
Your petty bait thread is a joke.
Keep trying tho. The more you do, the faster this shit thread dies.
medic here
average size is 5 inches
considered "small size" by the medic community less than 3 inches
girl I don't know why are you omplaining about "being too small", do your research
Hey why don't you suck my cock?
can't please a blown out bitch, tbh.
I just know what happens when you're not satisfied in a relationship, you think it shouldn't play a big deal but it does.
smeg head
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You she leave the guy he deserves better. Look you are a shitty ginger the only way he can go from you is up
would've been even better if she said he was black and a Judaism convert with a 6 inch dick and that she expected niggers to have bigger dicks.
yeah I feel kind of shitty about it, but im worried he wont find anyone who will stay with him because of his small dick
/thread
Bahahaha oh you poor little guy
You're asking for really retarded advice.
>i like him but his dick too small wat do
We don't give a shit. You're just gonna try to bait with more insecure shit.
Op here: kek'd at this but its not me
This is my pic some faggot obviously stole this pic from a faces of b thread where I posted it earlier tonight. You guys are getting trolled. I'm out
He will, but that's not really who you need to look out for. You got to look out for yourself first, there are good guys out there with the normal size dicks out there. Don't settle for anything less then what you want.
For the kids reading this thread who are too young and inexperienced to know any better, average penis size in North America is 5.18 inches. The number of people with a penis size larger than 7 inches is miniscule. I work in the porn industry and one of the dirty little secrets is most of the ridiculously large penes you see on screen are actually latex prosthetics made by the same FX houses who do practical effects for Hollywood.
Don't worry he will find a better woman than you
You are nigger tier he will find something better
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Pretends to care
You fucked within a week I doubt he was planning on spending his life with you
Go get your bigger dick, he'll be better off with out someone who will eventually cheat anyways
Spotted the feminists land whale
No tits, no timestamp, no belong.
Stfu and be lucky you got dick at all with a face like that
Thats why im worried, how will he find someone who wont eventually cheat, girls pleasure matters too
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
You too shamu tits and timestamp or beat it
Not all girls are whores like you. He will be better off with out you.
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how does the cum work?
Tits and timestamp you fat neck beard
Nar mate I'm a dude, sitting next to my GF watching Xfiles. I was having a pretty average day until I started laughing at you little bitches getting all bent out of shape because you're realising that girls won't want your little dicks. This girl is a saint compared to what some will do when they find out. Most will have a giggle the second they see it or feel ripped of and get annoyed.
post examples of latex pensors, pls. I've only seen a few - some over the top nigger porn and the one with the chubby spic with the Mohawk and the dildo cannon that sprays fake cum everywhere. Can't think of any fake whitey dicks.
average penis size for the world is 15 cm
The same way the "female ejaculation" videos work. A syringe and the right camera angle.
Implying a girl would laugh at my cock. Want to see it? Here faggot
trips dont lie
Implying you have a girlfriend you fat fucking ham beast
Not really. He's gonna bust a nut, feel great, and go to sleep. Either way his orgasm is unchanged, and apart from his "small" dick, you like him so he must be attractive. You are below average in looks with you transparent eyebrows, round face and fishmouth.
But most of us know you're not real, and you're trying to make the average dicks insecure about themselves.
You could always try harder.
Like I said, you see them all the time without realizing it. Look at any porn video with a ridiculously large penis and the odds are good that it's a prosthetic. The places which make them also do effects for movies, so they're very, very good and indistinguishable from the real thing (at least on film).
is that a fetish or something, how else does a dick get that smeggy
Don't assume my cock size you faggot I identify as a 15 inch cock