So, my gf went to watch Me Before You without me, and ever since has been mocking me for not being romantic enough...

So, my gf went to watch Me Before You without me, and ever since has been mocking me for not being romantic enough. She is constantly tweeting quotes from the movie, told me to buy her the novel, and is obssessed with Emilia Clarke now because "she was amazing and so cute in the movie." What should i do?

>letting her have a twitter account
You already fucked up

Put her in a silver wig and fuck her like Karl Drogo

Or buy her the novel like an obedient cuck

someone post the eyebrows webm

>and is obssessed with Emilia Clarke now because "she was amazing and so cute in the movie.

bitch needs glasses

Steal a wheelchair, take it to her house, sit in it, shit yourself, and force her to clean it up. She will swoon.

I call her "moon of my life" and constantly have to remind her she is supposed to answer "my sun and stars" My relationship is a disaster

You should have seen the verbal beatdown I got once when I criticized one of her tweets. She got sooooo butthurt she didnt talk to me for a day and a half.

tbf Clarke is adorable

yiss

She looks like an escapee from Henson's Creature Shop, the Dark Crystal section

her sister was cuter

...

Not even a fucking contest.

>In Me Before You, Jenna Louise Coleman stars as Anne, an up and coming fashion designer whose life gets turned upside down when she must take care of her mentally challenged sister played by Emilia Clarke after their parents die in an accident

Does emilia play with LEGO

They look nothing alike, why the fuck were they cast as sisters. I think director just wanted to have khaleesi and coleman on screen together so he can fap to them at the same time

Does eating them count?

>I think director just wanted to have khaleesi and coleman on screen together so he can fap to them at the same time

And have one of them acting retarded

the sister actually looked related to the parents though. maybe khaleesi was adopted.

This thread tho

So many English actresses, so many spastic faces

Get her pet caterpillars.

why?

>she will never wrap her eyebrows around your dick

You can do whatever you wabt, it's your relationship. But i'm gonna tell you this: your girlfriend doesn't know the difference between fiction and reality, and is comparing you with it. If she's not 19 or less, that will be a problem for ever.

She is 23

You should pretend to be paralyzed while saying really romantic things whenever she's around.

can you post picture sof her pusy lips pleas?

She'll grow out of this ''be more romantic with me like in this movie i love'' phase, but she''l do the same everytime, or not, maybe she'll change.

you two dont seem like a good fit, the kind of people who date one a other because one of you is a guy and the other is a girl and its just something to do. for your sake and hers, you should part ways. she wants something specific out of this relationship and youre not interested in doing that, which is fine. the sooner you two split the sooner you can get to finding partners that fit your attitude/personality/interests.

you're supposed to be working the reception desk Pajeet

Book a hotel room for a night and get a reservation for a decent restaurant. If her yapping is getting annoying organize something more physical for you to do.

The endgame is to fuck her good enough so she pipes down.

This.

kek

We have very similar taste in shows, and she goes to any movie I choose when we go to the theatre together even if she doesnt like it.

OP, dont be a Jorah or a Daario, be a Khal Drogo. Buttrape the bitch until you own her mind,body and soul. Look at how he owwns her and how she is so wet just being in his prescence. Thats how you should be. Dont be supplicative to her

>instantly reverts to cunt mode after being deprived of alpha dick and being surrounded by submissive cucks, some of who have been literally castrated

it fits

Romance movies like this are essentially soft-core porn for women. They set unrealistic expectations in their minds, and allow them to fantasize about unattainable situations. So you should watch some really degenerate porn and start criticizing her for not putting wine bottles in her ass and enjoying incestuous knife-play

You know, just to even the score

seriously watch how she literally swoons and worships Drogo because he donminated her, and even when he fell in love with her, alwyas ket her know he was boss. Mercenary Daario had that same effect on her, but Her cunt dried up the moment Daario gave her a flower and started acting so beta

wheel around in a chair and act like a sack of shit

Only works if you're a handsome motherfucker

Did he have back problems after this shot?

>That last picture
N-now kiss

handsome and rich motherfucker**

that doesnt make a fulfilling and happy relationship. i get that you guys are young and probably arent worried about seriously datingamd more focused on having someone around/physical contact/the perks of being in a relationship, but it sounds like you're already fizzling out. she seems to want more; to be desired and taken care of, to date the kind of who will randomly do romantic gestures for her because hes thinking of her and how happy it made her, someone who she wouldnt have to ignore for a day because he joked at her? about her? on twitter. whatever the context of that was.

i can see her being the one who wants to leave first, unless she hits 30 and realizes she cant do better than you or something.

Dude... Stop insisting on things like that if she doesn't go along with it, it just becomes awkward if either of you insist on it. Things like that just sort of come up in a relationship, you can't force them.

sheesh relax....it was once or twice over text

she made a post about liking ryan goseling and I got angry and told her to remove it. She then removed me "not because I was right" but because "she doesnt care"

lmao
insecure boy

fuck off. Im whipped but not a cuck. my gf wont post shirtless pics of other men

was honestly surprised her acting was able to evoke an emotional response from me. Sure shes still a fat aging hag but she played the part well.

>wont
but she did

well she promptly removed when I told her to

Prep the bull you cuck or else she'll just cheat on you for being a huge pussy.

thats a top-tier fuckpussy sex face