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for real though
HOW will pissing babby babymen recover?

Don't know, don't care. Man's time is over, it's our time now. Fuck men.

>6.5 average rating among all critics
>6.1 average rating among top critics
>17 fresh
>16 rotten

There's only one critic who matters.

>this movie would have just been another sony bomb if men didn't get mad at women

What a ringing endorsement, this movie must be awesome!!! Can't wait to stick it to the adolescent man babies!!!

>52%
AVERAGE
WANNABE MEN BTFO

My wife and her son have been insisting that I go see this with them. I think I'll go now.

Holy shit

Well they never stop being BTFO

>itll be 90+ likes fiegs other shit lmao
>hahaha its 75% tv btfo

I love it

Can't wait to see all the 500+ mil predicitons become "hahah 200mil we win!"

>i validate my opinions by looking at the numbers posted on a website by random strangers.

>RT IS GONNA RIP IT A NEW ONE 2 HOURS LEFT BOYS
>NEW THREAD HERE

I love this revisionist act, Sup Forumsedditor

scary movie 3 has a 36% on rotten tomatoes
robin hood men in tights has a 48% on rotten tomatoes
both of those are classics
pretty much
since this movie has a 75% rating that means it must be really fucking good.

The best part is that not all reviews have been counted/submitted yet. It's only going to strengthen and possibly go up a little more within the next week or so. Any critic with their head on straight knows that the only way this movie is as bad as people claim is if they go into it with grumblegrappler state of mind ("aka HURR DURR MUH 80S MOVIE MUH MALE PROTAGONISTS"), and since they aren't virgin shut-ins living with their moms they can be unbiased and make a fair judgment.

>I love this revisionist act, Sup Forumsedditor

muh gamergate boogyman already

tons of idiots claimed it'd score 90+ like spy and bridesmaids. now a fucking 75% is called a victory

if this doesn't beat warcraft it's a failure

F

I somewhat agree. I don't think it's a matter of men bashing women. People should've shut the fuck up about the movie, and just let it fail. Too many people felt like that has to put in their 2 cents, and that's why there was controversy in the first place.

>it only succeeded cause everyone kept voicing their opinions and thumbs down'ing youtube trailers

Yeah everyone should've done the reverse. Given it a thumbs up and said they were going to see it. Good strategy faggot.

So what's more important to Sup Forums now? The "fresh", imdb, meta rating or is it the amount of dollars brought in by the box office?

whichever works for me currently haha

Yes because every person on this site has the same opinions and predictions.

Well this movie was denied a release in China so a bomb is possible. The ad costs for this movie must've been huge, because I saw nonstop ads for this.

or just fucking say nothing and don't go watch it

which is why 75% is a victory hahaha

showed those gamergaters amirite lmao

Reminder that anyone that hates this movie is automatically a fat basement dweller.

But stop generalizing women!

did u check the top critics 40% lad
SJW BTFO
w-wait its up to 50% now... uhhh PRESALE TICKETS AREN'T SELLING OUT LMAOO

How young and fucking thick do you have to be to attribute any meaning to something as fucking arbitrary as Rotten Tomatoes? It's film scoring for simpletons. It's either "this film is fresh" or "this film is rotten" - no room for shades of grey because the fucking mongtards who use that piece of shit websites have an absolute inability to understand absolutes.

All the "this film is OK reviews" - and even the SJW shill reviews are reserved in their praise,- are included as positive. Why? Something being OK isn't a positive - it's indifference which is worse than something being bad. The film is so average that it can't illicite a concrete response from those who want to like it. The politics around it are the only thing people care about. That hack Feig (who wrote an article that men aren't funny because dick jokes and then makes a film which is just fanny jokes because he's a clueless, weak hack) has blown it big time. I hope his regressive left, camp, self hating, whiny shit bag career dies on its arse.

TL;DR - anyone who takes RT seriously needs to fucking remove themselves from the gene pool because they are too stupid to live.

>50% top critics

WEW babbymen totally got btfo

suck it shitlords it 2016 womyn can make jokes now

doesn't matter if it got 10000% if no one goes to see it.

>its a pleb that has no taste in film pretending he has taste in film episode

I was getting at the fact that if people were so vocal about it, they wouldn't have been called out for being sexist. Most people posting criticitally beforehand were grouped into that category even though they had valid points. This turned into free publicity for the movie. I was indicating that we should've ignored, and it would've flopped like most of the movies this summer minus the controversy.

how long until Sup Forums dies? The userbase as is has to be small, and most conservatives stick to facebook to post their opinions. Sup Forums has been on the wrong side of history since goobagate.

>or just fucking say nothing

Likely to happen.

>and don't go watch it

I doubt most people here will.

>Don't know, don't care
>Don't know, don't care
>Don't know, don't care

That's the real problem. To want to be head honcho but having no understanding of what to do, or how to do, let alone doing better.

it has a 4.0 on IMDB with every user review giving it 3 stars or less

>SJWs going full retard with their "reviews"
>banned in china
>sony paid shill marketers
>isnt even out yet
>confirmed will flop already
>marketers still trying this hard to affirm its a success when we all know its already a failure and all executives knew it would be a failure thats why it was in PR nightmare limbo for 3 fucking years
>shitters now just trying to shitpost and spam about it
>just need to wait for it to come out and see box office results
>everyone knows it will flop
>theres already a animated film raking in the box office money and its already released and hasnt been a PR nightmare trainwreck needing sony shills and retarded SJW shills going full retard to shill a turd for it to sell because its legitimately a good movie

Make sure you go three or four times, user, for feminism

Well, that's awfully sexist of you.

yea but like misogyny and stuff

>pissy babby babymen
>babymen
>brobabies

Oh I get, feminists call us babies because they know they'll never have one

>This turned into free publicity for the movie

All the articles about how all the sexist mysogynerd gamergate trump supporters were giving the trailer a thumbs down on youtube only bolstered its popularity amongst feminists that were only going to say positive things about the movie regardless.

Normies don't know what gamergate is, they aren't involved in online feminism crusades, etc. They read articles like that and the only thing they take from it is that people didn't like the trailer. They aren't following this internet drama week in and week out like SJW tumblr and Sup Forums. It's only more "relevant" in neckbeard and tumblrina circles.

im glad it's doing well tbqh it's fun to see the butthurt fedora tears
>waahh there's a woman in my movie!!!
grow the fuck up

>SJW tumblr
meant to say SJW twitter

Don't be rude, user. Their cats are their babies.

>nobody will buy the ghostbusters themed twinkies
>no one will play the ghostbusters board game
>it's over sony

>>pissy babby babymen
this one is my favorite
its so silly

youtube.com/watch?v=VxoXN0EaOtU

youtube.com/watch?v=pVoQkYsUxhE

BASED ROCCO!

>it's been confirmed ghostbusters maypoles are in low demand
>i haven't seen a single ghostbusters basketball hoop
>no one in the real world wearing ghostbusters scarves
top kek sony

How is it doing well? It's not even out yet.

they won't if the movie bombs

ecto.cool/

Sony wins again.

>no ghostbusters canned stew
why is sony even bothering to release this movie again?

>no ghostbusters flutes
>no ghostbusters cellos
>no ghostbusters harpsicords
why do people pretend this movie will do well?

Empirical evidence that this movie is good, can you fucking wealking virgins stop with the woman hate now?

>women have been starring in movies for a century
>including movies men and nerds love like Alien(s) and Resident Evil plus tons of horror
>the narrative evolves into Hollywood is a sexist boys' club
>gender swap popular franchise in order to deliberately annoy the fanbase
>make it as over the top zany and grrrl-power as possible to rub their faces in it
>literally zero male characters who aren't either evil or retarded
>throw in some actual nutshots and anti-men dialog for good measure
>internet hate machine reacts just as planned
>call them all misogynist virgins
>they get madder and louder, drawing more attention
>collect moneys

This is one of the popular theaters in my area(near Toronto/SJW ville). The grayed out seats of the 2 showings tomorrow are reserved.

>Falseflagging

GRUMPYGRUES ON SUICIDE WATCH

Alright somehow top critic score is around 50 and still they slapped a certified fresh sticker on that shit. Disgraceful

>they're doing it in this thread now
fucking guacamolegate plebs i swear

It's still going to bomb. Secret Life of Pets will take the weekend and Star trek 3 will take it next weekend.

It's looking that way, fifty genders, calling a bitch a bitch is a hate crime

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the tans are after getting a new cunted prime minister and youse yanks are getting a female president, so yeah, up shit creek

In the last thread someone posted a pic of a Manhattan theater seating chart and a little under half of the seats were empty. I checked one of my local theaters and well over half of the seats were empty. I don't think anyone has found a soldout screening which means the pre-sales are abysmal. It's gonna flop HARD.

>consensus just 2 hours after the embargo was over
>certified fresh with just a 100 reviews

all this damage control after China told them to fuck off

>Neither godawful or great
BOTH SIDES BTFO

been out for 3 days in the UK and Ireland

SJWs can take comfort in their pawns praising the movie but that won't save Paul Feig and Sony. This pile of shit needs to make at least 400 million worldwide at the box office and that isn't gonna happen. The pre-sales have been absolutely abysmal, China won't play it and there's fierce competition this week and next week. Calling it, it'll make around 200 million worldwide and feminists who don't know anything about marketing budgets will scream "LOOK, IT MADE A PROFIT! IT HAD A BUDGET OF 150 MILLION SO IT MADE A PROFIT! SONY IS GONNA GREENLIGHT GHOSTBUSTERS 2! MANBABIES BTFO!"

Did SONY really forget about China's policy on ghosts or was this just a dumb move all around?

A mediocre movie. That sure showed 'em. The funniest thing about this movie is the collective hopes and dreams piled upon it like the film itself is a political movement and it turns out to be meh. Nothing more than an overlong SNL bit.

Does anybody know of a movie with a lower average rating or lower Top Critics percent that's Certified Fresh?

Hell, what about a Certified Fresh movie with under a 5 on IMDb?

>Average Rating: 6.5/10
>a D average is good

>pascal
>dumb

pick both

Can't really have Ghostbusters without ghosts dumb ass

>mediocre
Its metakino/antifilm
You're just too pleb to get it mate. Stick to trash like Dredd and Guardians of the Galaxy

>Go on "SJW forum" like Gamerghazi
>"Ghostbusters looks shit", "Why do people even care about this movie", "Why can't Hollywood write good comedy anymore?", "Lame reboot is lame", "Why does hollywood even greenlight this shit?"

>Go on Sup Forums
>SJW CONSPIRACY TO MAKE THIS MOVIE GO GOOD, LOL WHEN THIS GETS ROTTEN THEY WILL BE BTFO'ED, SJWS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Every time.

Dies mensch ist richtig

>Can't really have Ghostbusters without ghosts dumb ass
Actually, if they called them beings from another dimension it would be fine.

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Ghostbusters > Ghostbusters II > Ghostbusters New

Who gives a shit about reviews? We all know they're bought. All that matters is the Box Office.

This is the objective ranking.

And just like politics, it will take a year or two before the people who voted for Ghostbusters to realize in hindsight that it's just like all the other shitty summer remakes. Until then, everyone is going to be proudly displaying their Ghostbusters bumperstickers and feeling important.

RT is a website that is designed for shilling. 6.5/10 is FRESH!

No shit and way to miss my point. China is a good source of box office revenue (look at how Ant Man did there) and this movie is getting mediocre at best audience response that isnt going to earn their budget back. When you cut a big portion of your market out you better damn well make sure your movie is going to do well domestically

Upsetting manchildren alone makes the movie worth it.
Too bad it couldn't be, yknow, good.

angry nerds btfo

Ghostbusters > Ghostbusters: The Video Game > Ghostbusters II > The Real Ghostbusters > Extreme Ghostbusters > Ghostbusters (2016)

Girl power and ghoul power - it's a winning combination.

>Sony convinced reviewers that if they don't support their shit movie they're against women

ITT thread: Sup Forums trying to damage control super hard after officially being btfo.

Actually its kind of iffy with The Real Ghostbusters considering the second half of the series fucking tanks thanks to ABC meddling. Havent watched Extreme but I hear it gets really dark with Cenobites and shit.

I don't get it even in Metacritic most of the reviews is positive from different outlets, what the fuck is going on?

metacritic.com/movie/ghostbusters-2016

>Hey guys we're putting a BLACK FEMALE in our cast? Crazy right? Look how progressive we are
>Lets have her be a sassy black woman for the ENTIRE FUCKING FILM
Winston wasnt a fucking nigger the entire film, why would they waste an entire character to a fucking stereotype when they're trying to act progressive?
All he did was ask "What exactly do you mean by this?" or "That sounds pretty bad" and smoke some ciggies.

Literally no chance gb doesn't take this weekend 2bh. Star Trek 3 will take the following weekend. Is anything big coming out after that? Secret Life of Pets might go back to the top in two weeks.

Are there porn parodies and Asylum mockbuster versions yet?

Winston was arguably the most likable guy on the team, and hell its even canon that he earned his doctorate

>Average rating: 6.5/10
>CERTIFIED FRESH!

This has only made me realise how broken RottenTomatoes is. Not a helpful site at all.

Theres a new porn parody already in the works, I think it has a trailer too