SO

>SO
>You came back to die with your city?

Quick! You have 2 seconds to think of an epic reply!

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Right after I'm done with you.

No... I came back to die with YOURS

For You.

No i just forgot to turn the oven off

You're a big guy

NICE COAT

You will

WHERE ARE THEY?

Yes!

Wait

Fuck

Let me try again

No, I came back to fuck you in the ass

"Why do you have a metal tarantula on your face?"

No I didn't

If that's the best you got, I'm just gonna have to kill you.

With lots of survivors

Nope, I came back to have sex with your wife.

No, I came to fight with it.

SHUT UP, BANE

Nothing! i said nothing!

I came back to make you die for my city, modafucka.

No, but I will fake it.

No, I came back for you to die.

BIG TALK FOR SUCH A LITTLE GUY!

I chuckled

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you!

I am the law

For you

No I came back for (You)

If I pulled that off would you die?

No I came here to kick your butt

hey everyone

No........I came back to die FOR it!

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

>When Gotham is ashes... then you have my permission to die
>wait

FUCK YOU

your head i mean.

Actual Serious Post, I spent a lot of time after watching the movie in theaters thinking about it:

>"No... I came back to save it."

THAT'S IT

THAT'S ALL IT NEEDED TO BE

No, I came back to have sex with your wife

I came back for my wife's son!

Reminds me of Pete Holmes Batman
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this is pretty much what i expected when seeing it for the first time.
it was one of those cliches that my brain just finished before the movie did, and then when that isn't what he said it made the dialogue sound even more retardedly jarring

no. this.

Nah, you're a gay faggot, my friend on Skype agrees with me

Yes yes Bane HOWEVER!

>No, I came back to-

Then attack mid sentence. He'll be caught off guard

No, I came back for you

i'll fight that fucker

10/10

Nice of you to join us, Jamal.

At Least you can talk. Who are you?

>this wasn't the first post

Neo-Sup Forums everyone

>i came on your mothers back

BANE?

for you

My city may lie in ashes, but the fire in our heart rises.

if I pulled that off would you die?

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT