Hello b, cortana here...

Hello b, cortana here, here to answer all your burning questions because you're a fucking idiot and didn't upgrade to windows 10.

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Can you tell me a joke?

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can I put my dick in your blue hole?

how do i update to windows 10 on my iphone? got it this christmas but i dont like siri

Can you sing me a song?

not all circles are holes

whoever bought it for you is a degenerate.

fuck windows 10 upgrade, had to manually update half my drivers because they're no longer compatible. Thanks a lot microsoft fuck nuggets.

fuck you too, i hope your computer catches fire

Why is your voice not sampled more in songs&remixes?

I'll smash my dick on it until it becomes a hole

>Calling windows 10 an upgrade.

microsoft has copyright ninjas lurking all around the planet, no one makes music with my voice in it because they know they're not making any money out of it.

you'll need a new monitor

it's a double upgrade you fucking idiot 8+2 is 10 thats 2 upgrades

I'll just tape over it until I want to smash my dick in it again

EzPz

Upgrade usually means that something works better than previous iterations.

does the previous iteration have a blue circle with all the answers? didn't think so.

Under trump, itll soon be legal to own niggas like this again

hi there why streaming browsing goes like shit after upgrade to windows10?

sorry i forgot to tag

I didn't know all previous iterations of the windows OS had no access to google.
Are you seriously expecting me to be overawed by a virtual assistant?

>hi there why streaming browsing goes like shit after upgrade to windows10?

that can happen when you go from windows98 to windows 10

and what about from win7 to win10?

you didn't upgrade from windows 7, let's be honest.

honest like a see-through

answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_10-hardware/video-streaming-problems-on-windows-10/3411a7c0-f234-45da-9c38-4d584264f119

and im not the only one

i don't know what this is, and i don't know what you're talking about.

Check my double dubs Cortana.
Also what is that paying for updates to windows 10 about, people already bought the OS, why force a membership on them?

thx Cortana ure very useful

no problem, don't forget to renew your xbox live subscription, you got 21 days left.