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I'm leaving my office job today.
How do I subtly fuck with people before I leave?

Got any way to leave messages that others cannot delete? Preferably in a work system

Unplug the fridge over the weekend

Answer my question dildo I'm the only one posting

I got a work email

That's no good. Unplug fridge

I also have access to a bunch of computers, tools, a printer, phone lines etc

I like the secretary too much. She would have to clean it.

Also delete systems from computer. That will at least fuck with IT for an afternoon

plant some explosives around the office

unplug the fridge

Shit in an air vent

Take something from everyone's desk and put it on someone elses. Pictures on corkboards work best cause it will probably be a while till they actually look at them

Do you want to fuck with your co-workers or don't you?

Key logg a few peoples PC s
Also take shit wrap the log up in toilet paper hide in celing if there's remove able panels or hide in a good place
Superglue the space bars on as many PCs as you can

solder the front door shut but leave early

Is that you, Barack?

kek

Shit into a cup and microwave it before you leave.

brick your computer?

Change someone's PC password

put a shoe on your head

I like this

Go get some raw meat or eggs and stash them around the office, think inside a computer case... beneath the office plant... above the drop panel ceiling.

Cum on the boss's keyboard or chair.

Bang her and give her the clap so that everyone in the office gets it cause she's a whore

hide a phone in the ceiling and then call it

Hide your finger in the secretary and then never call her

shit into a ziplock back and dump it into a flower pot

>office smells like shit
>no one will check the plants

Take a crap and smear shit under eveytones desks, chairs, and places where they cant find it