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I'm leaving my office job today.
How do I subtly fuck with people before I leave?
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Got any way to leave messages that others cannot delete? Preferably in a work system
Unplug the fridge over the weekend
Answer my question dildo I'm the only one posting
I got a work email
That's no good. Unplug fridge
I also have access to a bunch of computers, tools, a printer, phone lines etc
I like the secretary too much. She would have to clean it.
Also delete systems from computer. That will at least fuck with IT for an afternoon
plant some explosives around the office
unplug the fridge
Shit in an air vent
Take something from everyone's desk and put it on someone elses. Pictures on corkboards work best cause it will probably be a while till they actually look at them
Do you want to fuck with your co-workers or don't you?
Key logg a few peoples PC s
Also take shit wrap the log up in toilet paper hide in celing if there's remove able panels or hide in a good place
Superglue the space bars on as many PCs as you can
solder the front door shut but leave early
Is that you, Barack?
kek
Shit into a cup and microwave it before you leave.
brick your computer?
Change someone's PC password
put a shoe on your head
I like this
Go get some raw meat or eggs and stash them around the office, think inside a computer case... beneath the office plant... above the drop panel ceiling.
Cum on the boss's keyboard or chair.
Bang her and give her the clap so that everyone in the office gets it cause she's a whore
hide a phone in the ceiling and then call it
Hide your finger in the secretary and then never call her
shit into a ziplock back and dump it into a flower pot
>office smells like shit
>no one will check the plants
Take a crap and smear shit under eveytones desks, chairs, and places where they cant find it