Walk in room see her naked on bed.
What do?
Walk in room see her naked on bed.
What do?
Gets diamond
turn 720° and run.
Tell gim I'm sorry I don't bang dude. Turn 360 and walk away
Proceed to vigorously penetrate her cunt and to inject my semen inside her womb, which is still fertile even tough she's a buff bitch, possibly impregnating her , and ruining all her plans for winning some weightlifting contest.
Slobber down her cock!
Decide she's got my bed for the night and probably leave her to it. I'l sleep on the sofa or something.
go get some ice for her crossfit-induced injuries
Get off my furniture with your gross nudity
Repress gagging reflex.
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Touch his dik
prepare to get fucked apparently
Fuck it
> "her"
she's an icelandic goddess
Take the steroid needle away from her.
Seriously women only get that big if they are on steroids or have some SERIOUS glandular problem.
>icelandic
The Alabama of Europe.
Probably wrestle her
in quotes "her"
yeah kay
keeeek
not sure... i'm gonna need to see her naked first...
Make her eat all the eggs
suck her feminine penis
fuck i wish she had nudes
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..That's just disturbing
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cawk or not, if zhe wants the fuck
you're getting the fuck
>pls use lube
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Id marry that woman. She will protect me from all the stupid niggers running wild. I bet that pussy grips hard that my hand
hee-haaawwwww
hee-haaawwwwwwwwwwwww
see who rapes who first, it'll be a fun contest.
All I can see
Still less refrigerator than chloe
>walk in
>see roast beef
>perform crossfit full snatch
>toss out window
>fallout 4
start pissing on her face, fist her ass till she cries...mmm
Id assert my dominance and politely tell her that my bedroom is not the fucking kitchen
>Be me. "Hi Sara."
"Hey user."
>"Wanna bang?"
"Fuck yeah!"
this hahahaa
Vomit
I want to hatefuck this bitch
FUCK
moar
propose
Get her to spit on my hand a couple of times and then use that to lube up my asshole and have her fuck me with her 9 inch mutant sized clitoris until I cum so much that I start cumming blood.
Those hands
Check for feminine penis
>Get naked
You wanna fuck or fight
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