Tfw you discover the girl you've been dating for the past week is a double jointed contortionist who studied ballet for...

>tfw you discover the girl you've been dating for the past week is a double jointed contortionist who studied ballet for 14 years

>tfw you post naked photos of her

can she lick your balls and fuck you at the same time, now that's what i wanna see

expect the horror feet show once she takes of her shoes.

>tfw you discover you've been dating

>tfw when she doesnt give you sex and dumps you

I don't have any yet. She doesn't fuck on the first date either.

that's nice user. are her feet deformed? what does she do for a living?

dude, you havent even fucked her and you want to brag about shit ?

fuck off

why?
She wore open-toed high heels on our first date. They sorta looked like pic related I didn't notice any deformity and she didn't seem ashamed of them.

I got a second date. We're going out tonight.

>doesn't fuck on the first date
that's actually a good thing, idiot.

Dating =\= one-two dates.

>take a girl out on a date. dinner and a movie
>try to hook up with her after the movie
>make out for about 20 minutes in the car
>try to escalate
>she hits the breaks "not on the first date baby"
>walk her to her door and kiss her good night
>agrees to a second date when I called her Tuesday and asked her out

What is it then?

I didnt say it was bad retard
learn to read
I said OP is a dumbass for bragging about a girl he hasnt fucked yet

lol, if she has feet like this then there is no way she's a professional ballet dance for 14 yrs.

Uh she doesn't fuck for the first week? Man you getting played or she has a dick.

she is sore from her other dates

He isn't bragging. He's merely excited that the girl he's been dating is flexible.

You sound jealous as fuck btw

Google ballet feet....
No girl that does ballet for even half that time has normal feet. And if she still does ballet her feet will be even more jacked up.

I didn't say she was a professional. You're putting words in my mouth.
I saw her feet and they didn't look like that.

ikr?

Femanon here

If she made out with you for 20 minutes and agreed to a second date, she already wants to fuck you. By making you wait, she's also revealing that she wants to fuck you more than once.

You're already in there. All you gotta do is not fuck it up.
Ignore these jealous virgins. They probably have been on a date ever.

all the shit you said is pointless without tits + timestamp

get the fuck out, whore

Quads confirms. Op id definitely telling us the truth.

excited and came here to brag about

I feel like you dont even know what jealous is to say some bullshit like that