What are the red flags that make you stay away from a girl if you are looking for a relationship?

What are the red flags that make you stay away from a girl if you are looking for a relationship?

Mine are:

>smokes
>has tattoos
>she is bisexual
>never went to college (free where I live)
>has shitty or dead-end job
>believes in homeopathy, horoscope etc.
>is religious (theist doesn't bother me)
>has thousands of friends on FB
>has hundreds of pictures online
>is simple, but complicated (whatever this means)
>drinks too much
>is a stoner
>is a "gamer girl"
>she is overweight
>doesn't speak a second language (English for example, for where I live)
>likes Friends, but doesn't care about Seinfeld

Is this too much?

>she is bisexual
Are you a fag?

you forgot "had dated other than whites and asians" and is liberal

Women without hobbies, going to the bar and drinking with your friends is not a fucking hobby.

Watching gossip girl and talking on Facebook is not a fucking hobby.

Has anyone else noticed that women usually have no hobbies that involve building on something or creating something?

Yea, become a faggot

beggars can't be choosers

Are you a faggot?
Men don't look for relationships.

yep and you're a fag. I think you took everything a lot of guys like and just reversed it because you lead a sad and pathetic life. Give me a chubby stoner who likes to play games and fuck other women with me.

I stay away from chicks with dicks

>believes in homeopathy, horoscope etc.
Taurus, looking for a cute Scorpio

Because of patriarcy. Women aren't allowed into those arenas by men.

>believes in homeopathy, horoscope etc.
don't all girls believe in this bullshit?

>goes out a lot without you
>has only guy friends
>overweight
>is on either extreme end of the political spectrum
>barely has sex with you
>emotional

they are unstable as fuck
I don't have a hobby either, so I can't really complain about that.

The few girls I know who actually have a hobby are former art students who started working in other fields, but still paint at home. One dances and actually got some prizes with her team and one like old school photography, so they are actually creative.

The rest who claim to have a hobby listen to shitty music on youtube and run in the park half an hour a month.

Did you just assume her gender?

>talk about themselves to much
>addicted to social media (snapchat, instagram etc) THIS ONE KILLS ME
>havent travelled or have no interest in the world outside the US
>prescribed serious medicine, adderall, xanex etc (she cant function without a drug)
>has a terrible taste in music
>extremely religious
>her friends are losers

im sure there are others, but off the top of my head those are recent ones ive come across

Nope, you're good. My girl is like that. :)

I specified a relationship, I mean someone you can trust and no just fuck for a while.
I've only had fuckbuddies since I joined tinder and I am getting tired of it. They all smoked, looked weird and had issues. I don't want that anymore.

>overly religious
>no fashion/style(not the same as bad fashion/style)
>recent breakup

Also, OP is a bit of an elitist cunt.

>talk about themselves to much
Fucking this. I couldn't even finish my fucking sentences before she continued what I started to say with something about her.

The rest also.
Nice

>no fashion/style(not the same as bad fashion/style)
does anyone even have """style"""

Whats it like being a virgin OP?

you sir, win at life

Classic, OP wants a relationship, but eliminates everything that would make a long term partner interesting.

Bullshit.

I don't see any "no women allowed signs" posted at hobby shops or sport arenas or gyms or ANYWHERE.
Fucking think before you spout your 2016 sjw shit.

Kys

he better get used to it, i don´t think he´ll ever date a woman
a man on the other hand...

Red flags
>has a penis... maybe

Or they're one of those artists that says "there's no such thing as bad art" as an excuse for having no hobbies

Not style in a general sense.

Chicks who style in a 50's/rockabilly style drive me wild for instance.

daddy issues
all women like attention but attention whores are another thing entirely
women that don't like it if you have female friends or talk with other women (bonus points if she insists its different when she has male friends)

That's about it really.

> girls who are freaks in the bedroom

now, hear me on this. these ones, in my experience, turn out to be absolute psychopaths. gotta find a middle of the pack girl, much less crazy.

yall know what im talking about.

>has a vagina

You sound like a whiny bitch OP

>cant create their own hobby "areas"
>have to try and get into the men created ones

Do some work and make your own. You think the patriarchy was handed to us? Hell no, we went out and took it from you dumb bimbos. Learn to do your own work for once.

All that and: Chews with mouth open, smacking lips, believes in ghosts or other paranormal entities, can not read or write in cursive, can not tell tim on a watch or clock thst is not digital.

I'll bite:
> smokes
> has tattoos
> dead end job
> into religion
> FB nut
> dumb or fucked in the head
> drinks
> drugs
> over weight
> watches TV
> not into learning

Unless I need to get laid, then all of these are out the window until after I cum.

From personal experience

>Girls with no father figure
>Girls with no mother figuer
>Girls with no parents
>a twin
>Only child
>More than two tattoos
>Smokes cigs
>Is open about smoking weed
>Smoking weed in general
>Fat
>Any signs of bipolarism
>Any signs of depression
>Any mental disorder in general
>Open feminist
>Liberal
>Extremely religious
>Fake

This so much.. Gamer girls with no hobbys is fucking worse than drinking at a bar with friends. They sit around an play viyda and expect you as the boyfriend to be their soul interaction with other humans for months on end... Ive straight up told girlfriends of mine to get a hobby or I'm gtfo of their life.

How do i persuade my gf to wear clothing that triggers my desires

I think he was being ironic.

I think he was being sarcastic for laughs, but you're the ine who gets triggered.

Bullshit on the original statment, most of the women I know do art, music, interior design. Guys are far more likely to just smoke weed and play video games.

So you basically like men then?

You say "hey, I think you'd look good in this"

If she doesn't, you get over it or split.

> isn't hot
> isn't rich
> isn't a nympho
> can easily communicate outside of basic pantomime

>Overly leaning towards any political party
>religious
>not funny
>smokes
>Only asks about me and never talks about herself
>NO FATTIES REEEEE

Not him, but was the sarcasm not obvious?

I think the running premise is that women are social cripples that are afraid to do anything unless society specifically invites them into it.

How you came to that reasoning is beyond me

>smokes
>has bad kids, or more than one kid for that matter
>parents hang around too much
>talks about ex boyfriends
>is still married, even if separated
>no job
>religion is important to her
>is fat
>obvious hygiene issues
>lots of makeup
>talks obsessively about any one single subject
>won't eat meat unless a legitimate medical reason
>major medical issues
>sexually repressed/resists trying things
>is attracted to blacks
>can't put her phone down
>drives a Prius

ITT guys butthurt about striking out with women or haven't bothered trying yet

I hope this is just satire.. But if not.

Every women Ive known including me mum fits on that list somehow... So you're gay because there isn't a women out there that isn't one of those things.

OP here. After I cum I don't want to be near them. until I need to cum again. If I find a girl that keeps me interested after I cum, I will try to make it work.
I know I would probably be on a similar list if a girl made it...
>a twin?
What happened? What did you see?

Black ex-boyfriend
Smokes
Posts fuck videos for shits and giggles
Religious atheist
Pictures of the same child all over her place, but claims it isn't hers....surprise it always turns out to be hers
Only male friends
Has a large male dog

fuck them. do not have a serious relationship with a bi-sexual psycho.

>ITP someone with a superiority complex.

There are a lot but I will list off the biggest ones that I have come across after dating tens of woman over the past 5 years.

>daddy issues
>social media oriented
>drinks too much

>"I never met my dad"
No way fag.

>What are the red flags that make you stay away from a girl if you are looking for a relationship?
>she's fucked more than 1 or 2 guys
>she's atheist
>she's feminist
>she embraces new-age anything
>she lives on social media
>she admires celebrities and follows their lives
>her mother divorced and remarried and divorced and remarried
>lives to shop

These two twins me and my friend dated back in 2012. they where adopted from crack addicts, so they where already kind of crazy. Anyways, the twin my buddy dated went crazy and fucked a bunch of other dudes and girls which in turn made the twin I was dating go crazy and fuck a bunch of dudes and girls. Just left a bad taste in my mouth for twins in general.

>Has a large male dog
girls with butter dogs usually dont care for relationships

ITT: I want a long term partner who isn't interesting in the slightest, won't challenge me, no character, and looks what I consider normal.

Also no feminists. Even though I'm the reason they exist.

>ITP someone who says "triggered" a lot getting triggered.

i like girls who don't loose their shit if i pop a thumb in their ass

Get the fuck out you fat fucking bitch. There's a reason you're on this site and it's cause you have no fucking use for anyone.

The large male dog thing comes from the fact that EVERY FUCKING WOMAN that I've been with that has a large dog lets it lick her pussy in greeting and much much worse. Either I have horrible luck with women from California, or all of them are like this.

If you're going to post here, we're going to need to see your tits.

>Thinks I'm a woman
>still the reason feminists exist
>triggered as fuck.

I want a SLUT

>responds
>triggered as fuck

Stay mad brah.

Someone can be interesting without having all sorts of issues.
I guess they will imitate each other.

>ITT: I want a long term partner who isn't interesting in the slightest, won't challenge me, no character, and looks what I consider normal.
>Also no feminists. Even though I'm the reason they exist.


>Triggered as fuck

>never went to college

Even if she went into a trade? Like mechanic or electrician? Seems a little extreme

I do have a feminst friend who wrote a six page article on the pros of anal.

The ones I've dated had butter dogs. I've known lesbians that couldn't be paid to touch men, but regularly have sex with their dogs.

Do I count as triggered if I'm laughing my ass of?

>Also no feminists. Even though I'm the reason they exist.

A lot of people with no life experience thinks that college kids are interesting and engaged with ideas, where people in the trades are boring. In my experience, the reverse is more likely to be true.
>PhD here

What's your age? 15 years old?

Are you br anom?

If they are doing something with their lives, I guess they are okay. However i just noticed that I have far less things in common with girls who never went to college.

What? Just because it's true doesnt mean it isn't funny.

>3D pigs
Disgusting

Like, they have needed skills, and you can name 27 genders?

26
Nope. Eastern European.

Equates to daddy issues. Usually accompanied by bouts of instability and general untrustworthiness.

>guy "friends" predominantly with real few friends who are girls
>abusive dad/other daddy issues (but who doesn't have them nowadays damn)
>Falling in love too fast for comfort - this is a psychopathic move for when she later destroys your life cause "she did everything for you! WHY do you insist on knowing what me and Chad did when you were away I do everything for you!"
>any girl that ever lived is as red as the chinese flag

there are really no more normal girls.

>inb4 bitter bitch implying she's any different

Oooooor... they like vaginas as much as they like penis's.

Go back

One tatto, a "youth-sin", can be overloked.
So ist, when there's a decent explanation: college, job, second language and that ridicoulus fucking friends thing.
Overlooked without an explanation can be, partly with the expectation of her to change: smokes, bit of esoteric dumbness, drinking, stoning.

If everything is perfect, but one or two of these things are mildly the case, you're incredibly stupid not to try, because the general soft factors of non-dumbness, likeability and wether you have "chemistry" are more important and harder to find; and way harder to put on a check list.

"Normal" = biring as fuck.

Show tits? I'm a Scorpio.

>Eastern European

>red flag: never went to college (supposedly free)


Sure

benis bruh :DDDDDDDDDDD

if you're gay, gotta be bottom with benis larger than 8 inches

single mothers
crotch fruit

Pretty much you described the average br and their average tastes. Not that they are bad, is just that bisexual girls here aren't much desired upon. As opposed to the public college education. Witch matches your description. I don't have problems with bi, but I wouldn't want it in a relationship. That usually means that she will cheat

...

>tattoos
>kids
>far-leftist
>"muddin"
>in-you-face atheism

:/

if i followed this, i'd have to settle on my mom or sis

But it is free.
Exactly.
good list
the thing is I've been with more than 5 women myself, so I would be a hypocrite to complain about that.

>would sleep with a black man
>would ever want to be in an 'open' relationship
>thinks it's not cheating if she's drunk
>has chastity fetish