He capp me

he capp me

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Everyone below me is a nigger.

I'm white.

white dogge

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Not really

Perth is just Australia's asshole. I do not recommend anyone come here.

wit puc$s@y

Eh, for shame. Doubt you would have wanted to deal with my drunk ass anyway.

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cbf'd getting coke, we drinking neat toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

oh yes meme character at me daddy

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I thought of posting something, but I'm not a nigger so I'm not sure what to do.

Beautiful white pussy

I too can post white pussy.

I'm fine dealing with people
I'm just not kidding
Perth is the kind of place you retire to. It's nice, but there is nothing to do. It's the second most isolated city in the world, it has 3rd-world internet, there's no night-life.

Only reason to ever come to West Aus is for the natural shit we got like reefs and beaches. Even then, no need for Perth.

Yeah, looking at travel sites, I don't see why anyone would vacation in Perth over Sydney.

I assume you were just born there and got stuck?

What's the most isolated city? Somewhere in Greenland? Russia?

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>tfw you will never drink that glass of milk

it actually physically hurts me

Auckland, New Zealand. It beats out Perth by a tiny margin. Perth is 1300 miles from the next city.

Yeah, born here. Considering moving to America some time in the future, because housing in the smaller towns is so cheap. I could retire by 30

What do you drink? Skim, 1%, etc. etc.?

Just stay the fuck out of the Southwest, California included.

It's a fucking travesty down here.

ill drink subbys white milk anyway

Im too autistic to be a nigger.

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skim but I'll drink others

I also lowkey like lactaid

It would be somewhere mid-west. There's a couple of good places with google fibre, low crime and cheap housing. Don't need the city life.

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I only drink milk from supple breasts.

drink the milk from this supple dicc

Why does cum look the same as milk?

That's not milk, yo.
Not even relatively the same.
Look at a glass of milk and then ejaculate in a glass several times and tell me it's the same.

we doing this?

so dairy companies can turn you gay

I like them just as much.

We don't HAVE to be but no objection here.

>Im too autistic to be a nigger.
>too autistic
>nigger
Shouldn't autism already make you a nigger?

Cum is white and creamy like milk, like shit it doesnt look the same.

I got my rum I got my melee I got my genesis on the stream I got my guns

this is all a nigga needs

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Hey faggots, how about you quit bein so gay and post some fembois?

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That won't give me the calcium that I need to sustain a strong skeleton for the impending skeleton war.

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she looks like shes 13 and from new jersey

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so if I came in your milk you wouldnt notice?

check out this hot slut right here

>skeleton war
>not a race war
WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE DON'T

Because we drink it no matter what it is

She's in her early twenties and half asian.
Close enough though

I dont drink milk.
But u folks can drink dis dikk

oh asian, that explains the chest
7/10 wifey, now post dick

glug glug

Everyone is a skeleton on the inside.
The strong will cull the weak. Brittle bones have no place in the new world.

No, because we're all uggo and you're a pathetic virgin.

nito pls go

cait I'm drinking straight from the bottle, I've been home like half an hour and I'm already dizzy

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you are becoming an alchohol, no one is gonna want ur disgusting semen if you keep it up

that's fine I am the drinker of semen not the drinkee

You just dont want me because im a virgin.

Dude, stop criticizing me (as you were earlier). I haven't even been drunk today, and you're just being a fucking shithead.
You are literally the worst.
You are an alcoholic.
I don't want you because you're very annoying.

holy shit cait are you watching genesis? Chillin is FAT

I WASN'T JUDGING YOU except for the cub porn kinda

No, its the virgin thing, its biology which governs you yet you cannot grasp.

What she lacks in tits she makes up in enthusiasm.

also; I like small breasts.

Kind of old, but whatever. I don't really take dick pics.

incels creep me out

I'm sure you're so superior.
lol Chillin is a fuggin chubmaster
I'm a virgin as well. Do even virgins naturally shun other virgins?

You're not a virgin.

your dick is lovely but we kinda frown on general camwhoring these days

I am not sure why I didn't mention that apropos your gf or something

I like dicks tho

dude it's shit like that that makes me feel good about myself like goddamn that's a bad look

cait is a virgin nibi

small tits are the best anyway

There's a reason I took my wifes down. My dick, I don't mind being plastered here, but I won't shit up the thread with female nudity.

I mean it's camwhoring as a concept not the female nudity per se katia posts bitches all the time

I think its getting to that point at night where I cant figure out what is and isnt a joke. Man I wish I didnt have autism.

Chillin is now my spirit animal.
This is the part where you just say things to make yourself feel better or worse.

your spirit animal is a fat sandnigger whose most notable accomplishment in life is getting publicly destroyed in melee?

Is it camwhoring if I spam my dick?
Also it is camwhoring if I'm not doing it for attention?
I could just post gore instead.

Isnt that a comic?

I think camwhoring is just posting yourself in general, regarldess of which piece of your anatomy it is

what inauguration hijinks did I miss

Absolutely nothing, which is why I ended up here.

Faggot.

It perfectly embodies how pathetic I am.
Hapless Adventurer. A bunch of two-panel things where the character goes to beat some monster or face something and things don't go well.

but you're cute and that's what matters

KATIA STREAM EMPIRE

4 hours sure

Apparently I'm always cute.
Roy: "you'd be cute chubby"
I still don't believe it.

Gonna catch some Z's
See y'all later

oh man idk if I'm gonna be up in 4 hours I'm already a few steps beyond buzzed

I-I'll try senpai

so I believe that about some people but honestly I think you're too tall, I think it wouldn't work.

NO YOU STAY AND WATCH STAR WARS FAGGOT

oh wait it's 3:40 not 3
I usually start at like 6:30 7

ok I'll try my best to be awake and not too drunk before then

I started drinking basically the minute I sat down since the week has been long

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Roy thinks anyone is cute, he even thinks IM cute.

It definitely wouldn't work.
I'd like to see some examples of males who make it work. Being fit will just always be better, period.

night you disgusting whore

you are always cute

you are cute nibbles

u r tho

same, not the drinking part.
what u sippin nigga

not as cute as me but what he said

unlikely

I mean that's a pretty cute boy there but it's also furry porn so

yeah fit is better but chubby is adorable and I like hugging bellies a lot

rum
str8