/bb/ big brother 18

past thread: No links to live feeds, they all get taken down and it's like $6 or some shit anyway

HoH (Head of Household): Bridgette
Roadkill: Frank
Veto: Bridgette

HoH Nominations: Paul/Tiff
Roadkill Nomination: Bronte

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Piiiiiiiiiiiiiissed.

shoo shoo tiff

>baka OP

Black lives do not matter, ignore the devonposter.

xth for FUCK that nigress Dayvonne

>They don't tell Paul and vote out Bronte
>Paul wins HoH
>All hell breaks loose

mfw

ya boy is P I S S E D 1000% FRIENDSHIP type thing

Bro what are you talking about? Let's have an adult conversation about this.

At what age did you realize "trash tv", game shows, live events and sports fit television as a "medium" the best, and TV dramas and script series in general are garbage?

I want Paul to win HOH so bad he was so close to winning it last week

no spoilers necessary after last nights episode

But he's putting up our boy

i think its going to be pretty crazy next week no matter who wins HoH. paul, james, frank or tiff would be extra spicy though

boring ass faggots in this house

2nding this.

when did they show them this stuff?

>implying he wouldn't win pov anyways
supposing Paul doesn't back door him or put him up at all, who are the two best nominations to choose that will flip the house?

Is Tiffany being Vanessa's sister common knowledge now??

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dayvonne, James

they know they have to backdoor him that's why its boring. le make ebin alliance to get out half the house before even starting the game

yes

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Remember when being in an alliance was a big deal and if someone knew the whole house would go against your alliance?

I've seen this webm so many times I think I've memorized it by now.

An hour or so ago when they had fish

paul should make a f3 deal with frank and james, while slowly taking out the rest of the house, would be GOAT

Do you think James would eat Natalie's ass?

It's hilarious that they're all up studying for the HoH comp. I hope the actual comp has absolutely nothing to do with the video they watched.

i cannot stop watching this

thanks

Why are those two doing in Frank's bed?

now an alliance just means "you'll vote the same as me this week"

how did the whole "type thing" start?

thats the london room user

Does the house know that they are going to awaken Frank the tank with this vote?

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More like Tiffany and Frank should unexpectedly turn into a showmance and run through every minority in the game. Then Frank chooses Corey instead of Tiffany at the final two and Frank and Corey makeout instead of giving speeches to win. Tiffany breaks into the house and grabs both Corey and Frank by the naps of their necks and says

I'LL TAKE EM BOTH! I'M HARDCORE!

They break into a live sex celebration and we cut to fishes.

which half of jiz will make allstars?

they actually think its going to freak Frank out so much that the vote didn't go his way that he'll completely forget how to win the HOH

they cant be this stupid can they?

Julia

Just listen to Paulie talk. He ends almost every sentence with it.

They're aware. I think after they were told hoh details they thought it's better to keep Tiffany and let her back in the alliance because they think she can win.

we may never know

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They both will secretly trade off everyday. No one will suspect it.

Weird to think that that's what the ceiling looks like.

they're all talking advice from Paul, the person who has never watched a season, on what to remember for the HOH. of course they're retarded.

meanwhile Frank won this competition his season and they don't ask "was there a dolphin" they ask way more specific stuff

he is already awoken and playing hard

>No one will suspect it.
literally everyone would suspect it

Paulie turned into a jellyfish because he is scared by the upcoming competition.

But will they suspect trading off on the hour every hour?

literally why do they think certain people are smart at remembering pictures?

>talking more about GIVING other people HOHs
fuck this is the worst season ever

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The house isn't even remotely prepared for the real TANK to show up

Watch them self evict after 30 hours.

What happened!? House isnt voting Tiffany out anymore?

has anyone ever self evicted?

I'm so excited for 9pm tomorrow

Chris's fat sister and the upcoming competition convinced Paulie and Corey to swerve Frank.

The funny thing is they think he's a dick now, he hasn't even gone full TANK mode yet.

>House isnt voting Tiffany out anymore?
yup

>think the question will be who is wearing a hat

michelle really is a superfan isn't she

So this coming week is likely the final week with teams, right?

yes

> tfw Tiff-Tiff is safe

probably not, they'll drag this shit out as long as they can

is tiff actually staying now?

god she is so annoying

Next week and the one after. Then it's probably over.

>memory HoH
>Frank just won the memory road kill
Tank mode engaged

Woahhh wtf did I miss? How did Michelle convince people? Anyone have a timestamp?

They actually think frank will still go for Tiff if he wins HOH. How can they be this dumb?

>frank going full tank tomorrow
i can't fucking wait

i do hope tiffany wins this season tho.
it'll be great to see the look on everyone's faces when they realize this might be the last chance they get at tiffany

This show is so fucking staged holy shit.

You nerds do realize production picks and chooses who they want to stay right?

Eh, production can use the DR to lead dumb people if it's a close vote but they don't force people to vote one way or another.

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thanks

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>The secret nerd goes home during Bridgettes HOH

I wouldnt even be surprised if there isnt a prize of $500,000. All these """"contestants"""" are just actors and if production likes you or if you're interesting you stay on the show longer and get paid more.

Natalie should tell Bridgette that Frank was the one who put up Bronte.

That man has a daughter.

bridgette already knows

Lol that was so inappropriate not gunna lie but only based Frank is alpha enough to straight up kill a waifu like thata

Does he? How can you be sure?

she already knows

Huh. I know Bridgette knows that Frank put her up the first week, but I don't remember her being told about the roadkill this week. Do you remember approximately when that was?

when they were sleeping together

We are in a day one alliance called the crazy eights. He is the secret father and the mystery baseball player.

You didn't hear this from me.

>he watches Big Brother for the television aspect and not the feeds

n**** what are you doing

I bet she is a master of giving head.

But a lot of times production favorites AND can favorites go out pre-jury.

mouth is too small

Frank told Bridgette in bed that he won both Roadkills and then she thanked him

so many day fans on @BB_Updates holy shit..

Paul and Corey think they're so smart now when they just made a really dumb move

Paulie is the most unbearably smug hg ever i think

Thanks. I wonder if Bridgette is going to be angry with him when Bronte goes home.

>Paulie: When the time is right, we have to clip Michelle and clip Day.
>Corey: We can keep Michelle. She'll keep her mouth shut.

Yeah, Paulie didn't like Reddit making that power move on him pushing for Tiff to stay

he told her both within 30 seconds

cat ladies love her for some reason