Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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I REINFORCED THE WALL.

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Ah repost

Ah thought so, why don't you always post with it? Just too much hassle?

Well we all know Mako is pretty gay so I wouldn't put it past her.

It's all good, I mixed chara up with someone else after-all. Welcome to the threados. Nice to meet you

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I wouldn't worry about it, it's easy to make mistakes like that.

I've done it before.

claimed

More so that I don't post much anymore, and when I do I forget ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

カラミチーマス

SHIELD IS UP

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Time to Get serious!

Yeah, but you're super fucking gay so. You even suck dick, I'm sure.

It happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'll do my best to distinguish you from the other anons.

Ohayo

new waifu is bote xd

Depends whose it is.

Claim

Nah, I'll probably forget to post soon anyway. Or get busy
You too? xddd

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Not funny!

We have been over this lots. Besides, what are you going to do if I actually say yes?

You should play a game with me sometime :D

There is a competitive mode

I mean, not much really
It'll be nice to know someone cares though

I'm not sure I want to.

i forget there's only like 3-4 dicks you'll suck on the spot. so much less gay

That works great for me as I will do the same soon too

Only one really, now.

Such a lovely smile~

Pleasure is mine ^.^ it's nice to meet new people, i was expecting me posting here would result in a failure since i'm super shy.

Ah glad to see pretty much everyone here is gay too, it will surely make up for fun conversations.

Yeah, though it's always better to avoid it.

Literally who cares

Gun mounted! Good to go

time to edge

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Best type moon claimed.

it's easy not to be shy in posts.
Also no, not everyone. I'm one of the few people that isn't gay here.

I forgot sucking one dick ain't that gay.


Gonna ride and get some food, brb

Mistakes tend to be a little unavoidable, that's why they're mistakes.

>I'm one of the few people that isn't gay here.
Totally.

I mean, you'd know.

our lord, our liege

I do, heartless u.u

Bye bye~ Oh i'm sure i'll find a way to not be shy around you ^.^

i hate you

that sounds aggressivly lewd and i'm not sure how to feel

food

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Dear sovereign blood scorge. Take the lives of these deprived souls.

Okay, bye

I hate you too.

Uh... What?

But i'm so clumsy that i tend to make lots of them, you'll see what i mean with that.

Watch your steps, who knows who might be following you~

show nerfbeard sum luv

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I am very conflicted about Popeyes

On one hand the food is great

On the other hand,a bunch of niggers work there and provide consistently terrible service. Just now:

>order food
>pull up to window to pay
>Uh how many pieces you uh want again?
>3
>Was dat white uh dark
>white
>closes window to grab food
>opens back up
>Uh wut u want to drink again?
>Sweet tea
>window closes again
>opens once more
>Uhhh wut wuz da side?

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Sounds like typical nigger employees.

Back from getting food.

After all I've done...

Watching my steps would require me to care, which is a lot of extra work.

Welcome back

So do a lot of people.

Yeah no I can't hate you now.

It's not their fault...they're acquainted with third workd's poor selection of foods, so when you say them to bring you stuff like tea it takes them some time just to figure out what tea is.

That was fast, don't you care for your safety though?

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Thank you

That's my way back in every time
I'd say I've got at least 3 uses left on it.

It's the internet, why would I care for my safety lmao? What's the worst someone could do, cyber bully me?

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Kyouko right on the money as usual

-hugs-

Is yours the zombie waifu? Or do I have you mistaken
There's a few new people and I don't actually remember which is which

zombie waifu is sanka rea you dipshit

I do not believe my waifu is a zombie.

Oh right, i thought you were referring to a real life scenario though, but point taken, you're safe as long as you don't begin to trust dangerous persons.

Bye bye now~ Sorry but it's a bit late here, hopefully we'll meet again ^.^

I almost burnt my whole house to the ground because i tried to warm up a pizza with it's whole cardboard container, i thought the pizza wou've been ready before the box catched on fire, i was wrong...as i said, i'm very clumsy, you'll see u.u

Like I said, too many new people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I would say she doesn't look like one at least

Even in real life no one can do anything to me, so.
Take care. You're an odd one.

Exactly my point!

Tell me about her

About who, my waifu?

Is this shitposting?

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Master Yi claimed

They rpobably pitty the niggers and that's why they give them jobs

Yes

Hands off shes mine

I don't know much about her besides that she's dumb and cute and it's pretty great. And she sings.

You really want to go to jail

Come on my dude! What made you fall in love with her and not another? That described quite a few anime girls

This image is literally what made me fall in love with her. It describes her personality.

>not knowing about your waifu
the fuck is wrong with you user
fucking hell

That's kind of a funny thing. She seems quirky
Rize needs to stop leaving her gun around

Well the other waifu I wanted was already taken, so I used the only other animu girl I liked the personality of.

Yeah, a true qt as fuck. The girl that voice acts her is just as dumb, it's pretty great.

You could probably trade on it for the whole time you know me, to be honest. We'll get married and you'll be there shouting "LOOK WHO DID THIS"

WHO DOES THAT?

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Nahhh, all I did was give a little push. I'm sure makos lewdness did the rest. So cute, you already talking about getting married in public~

Hello everyone! hows it going all?

-is tangled up in the blue blanket, warm and cozy, making squeaky snores-

Rea claimed.

they're still in a bit of shock after a trump victory, give them a break!

Are you okay?

It's going well. How are you?

Why squeaky snores?

Welcome to the party.

Tell me about yourself then

Hello /waifu/

source

-yawns and stretches under the blanket-

-is sleepy-

I despise them

*Has honey but an empty tea cup*

Hello Ferris

I'm a computer

Hello best girl

I don't have the source for any of my images

Why so sleepy, trips?

Decent, Trying to find something to do tonight. Pretty fucking bored. how about you>

Stop all the downloadin

Would you like another blanket?
It's cold tonight.

-sits up and blinkblinks against the sleepiness for a moment before trying to get up to fix the problem. Being tangled int he blanket, though, Sonata clumsily falls out of the cot and lands on the floor with a squeak-

-did not get enough sleep-

-is afraid you're trying to take his blue blanket and hides it-

Then I definitely have to cover you up with this one.
It's red though.

Hio. How're you?

Just been missing you for like ever. i tried to say hi to you a couple times but meh w/e no response

-is frightened and hides under the cot-

We need to talk
But I don't think I want it on thread
Got anywhere I can contact you

Yeah, sorry. I've got a bad habit of posting while doing something else, and getting more absorbed in the other thing and forgetting to check the thread again.