Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

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The first one notified Reimu, also hi!

Hello, anonymous~ How are you today, hmm?

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOW UP FASTER

Sorry ;_; i was playing Megaman x2

My company right now has been slowly losing people. Some people don't like the atomosphere, others have problems with pay, and other are worried that after Brexit they might get laid off. I plan to look for a new job, but I want something more fulfilling than a sales/telemarketing position. Will I find what I'm looking for a job or will I just have to make due with what I have?

Cooking, so I won't be able to advice for now, hello and all that.

Hey thread

I'm still here because I still have things to talk about

If anyone is actually willing to

Also, I have been having a sick feeling in my stomach and a chill up my spine all day today

I don't really know why

-Sweet Roll

Will I be able to live in this new personality forced upon me or will I self destruct and die somehow?

Slow start, free reading.

>Eight of Pentacles
>Judgment (Reversed)
>Five of Swords (Reversed)
There is another job out there for you, but beware of chasing rainbows or else they'll lead you over a cliff. Might I ask what skills you have?

if dubs or above i go back to sauna and jack off in the sauna

also can you raise a card for me?
p.s stop animeposting

I was on patrol in the area, and I noticed a distress beacon at this location.

I will be providing assistance.

By all means, go ahead.

In what way is it being forced on you, Anonymous?

Never apologize for playing Megaman X.
Whatcha cooking?
Go ahead, dear.
Reimu isn't even from an anime, I'll fite you
Nice to see 2B is here.

>OP i need a fortune

Bi-lingual
Some basic computer coding skills
Advertising degree and solid with marketing
Extrovert
Single so I'm able to move with no problem
I'd like to aim something with a 'creative' element to it like advertising but am flexible in learning new skills to meet the job.

c'mon dubs

What's on your mind?

*nods* Reisen.

Ah, so chasing rainbows must mean something really extravagant, then. You should be fine!

she dies immediately in the demo, shes a fuck doll and thats all shes good for

2d doesnt hurt feelingses so its kinda better

will you raise a card for me tho?

also what is your opinion on christianity? have you heard of our lord and saviour jesus christ?

tfw ywn taste those creamy white feet and legs

Dubs, c'mon.

What can I do for you?

Sweet.

Love life question. Will I ever have one?

It's okay, they'll always be with you in your heart.

I got a fancy custom new computer last wednesday, I have been planning on purchasing one for months until then

I'm not really going to use Sup Forums on it because I want to keep this thing alive, some sites may have little viruses roaming around, but this one is different

-Sweet Roll

Well here's to hoping. Thanks :)

When am I going to find the woman of my dreams?

How are you today, dear?
My opinion, being that I come from the moon, is that that person most assuredly isn't real! As well, you should probably redirect that request to Reimu.
What's your name, is it sad coca-cola indian?

>Three of Swords
>Judgment
>Six of Cups

A painful love triangle is in your near future, after which you hear a call to a new life, taking pleasure in simple activities. One day you'll start to feel more understood and appreciated, and from that, love can blossom.

Yay Reisen, i'm doing a x-buster only no upgrades run, but getting my ass kicked in the sigma stages

Well I did it to myself.. There was always A part of me that was someone else. But I was finally happy with my current personality. But this little one I buried came back with a vengeance and made me act out this sharade. I ended up meeting someone. I haven't been the same since. Physically/mentally. That personality took over now as a consequence of certain factors. I miss the old me. I can access him but I can't experience things as hook anymore. I experience things through this new version. I am happier. As this personality is free of Shame and guilt. But it's scary. A nightmare sometimes.. You probably don't beleive me but when you look in the mirror and see a different person it's fucked. My partner loves the personality and the sex is great but I don't think they can forgive me. I want my soul back..

Opinions.

You MUST share your specs with us!

Please excuse me, sorry. I got slightly excited. Sweet Roll, I don't think you have much to worry about with Sup Forums, so long as you're not clicking on any links that appear questionable.

Accomplished a full day of work and looking forward to the weekend. It's nice to come home to one of Reimu's threads. What about yourself?

That doesn't sound so good.

I won't get the girl and will become a monk.

How much donations would pic related require??

omg fully nude footpussy

What I really need to know is should I try and make it work with my current partner? Can it? Or should I run like hell.. Oh yeah and I'm on a burn list I fear.. I should get away from the ones I love anyway..I had a dream a snake bit my hand so its alll over soon.

I have a feeling that's not going to be the final case. She is plastered everywhere. Probably be resurrected or a nightmare or something

truth

fake and gay

I see... sounds pretty complex. I can see why you wanted tarot. Here's another freebie, just because.

>Two of Pentacles
>Two of Wands
>The Sun (Reversed)
The tricky balancing act you'll be playing will only tire you out. Tarot suggests viewing the situation from a higher perspective...
A happy monk, though.

It's fairly typical in adolescence and early adulthood to be figuring out one's own personality. This appears to be the case with you. Could you tell us a bit more about the "certain factors" you mentioned? You're being slightly vague.

Though, from what I gather so far, it appears that you're forming a sort of false dichotomy for yourself. Either you adopt personality A or personality B, when, in fact, you could very well adopt qualities from each one that suits you.

Alternatively, it might be the case that there is something missing in your life. You're pretending to do something or be someone you're not, and it's causing you discontent. Again, more detail is needed please.

i wish i had a sex robot like that, though

Hello guys!

It's free

Nevermore that says it all wow thank you

Well, I can try, I think a good way for me to do this would be to name a type of spec, and then I will say what I have for it, I'm not that well vefsed in this thing, I had someone put it together for me, and I was going with what I want to do on this computer

But isn't that virus etiquette for any site?
and are you absolutely certain no user would get into my computer and fuck it up?

-Sweet Roll

I only wish I could answer that question truthfully, 2B. I'm doing just fine, trying to be here for anonymous is my primary concern at the moment.
Haha... Well, those stages are pretty difficult. I'm not the type to do special runs but I wish you luck.
*nods*
Tell me if you manage it, okay?
Baka.

Gonna need more scarlets

People change all the time. Try to put the best of your two personality's together if you can. Also your soul is not lost, just evolves.

Relax your mind.

Everyone is willing to spend 1000 or more moneys on their computer but me.

Well one thing is certain, i'm not as able as i was as a kid

Yay I got dubs! Can I get a general reading please?

I am here for the porn!

The only way a hacker is getting into your computer from here is by linking you something suspicious. Just follow this advice and you won't have any problems here. Tens of thousands of people use this site every day, do you really think we're all just getting viruses all day erry day?

Mine was about 2000, but more like a couple hundred less

Largest purchase I've ever made

-Sweet Roll

I'll b-bump you before my thread, Reimu...

Haha.. Is that right? Heh... Have you taken time off from games or something similar to justify a decrease in skill?

Thiers like one person that posts porn here. Unless the others are willing to do so I can make a new thread for you guys.

My friend just spent that much on his PC also.

Sure, sure. One moment.

Mmph! Bump me again!

...

Certain factors.. Iol

Well this person asked me if I wanted to be a girl and I said yes. And it fucking happened. My beard stopped growing for over a week. My hair got soft. I saw this happening and freaked I tried to be more masculine. I tried to fight it. So I told my partner about it.. Idk I'm psychically ill now too like my thyroid hurts. What doctor would beleive me though and it's too crazy to tell anyone IRL.

I am trying to be both people. It's just that my reflection has changed. I think I lost my soul. Maybe I'm already dead.

N-nya~

will the world ever change?

also get

Did we trigger your trap card?
You sure are late tonight.
At least be original enough to use your own thoughts rather than a stock reaction image.

Self destruction imminent.

>Six of Swords
>Two of Wands
>Four of Swords

Your near future sees you moving away from an unhealthy situation, planning and brainstorming your next move, and finally enjoying some reprieve from something that has troubled you greatly.

With that kind of stuff it's often just a phase that lasts for a year or two.

If it lasts longer then three then you might have a problem on your hands.

Very well

I'm very nervous

But my next post will be from the computer

I might just keep on using it instead of this

But one more thing, and no need to be concerned

But will the FBI be able to track you even if you are going incognito?

-Sweet Roll

Sushi!
Hey, it's 2B, hi 2B.

...f-fridays are always at 10PM EST

Cooking t-threads take longer to encode, s-so they start later.

Thanks for your kind words..

Are you planning on posting CP? Why are you worried about the FBI?

CPU model, clockspeed, number of cores.

RAM capacity, clockspeed, type.

Hard drive or solid state drive? Capacity?

GPU model.

And yes, you're absolutely right. That is good practice for any site. But I am certain that you're not going to get hacked by any user.

If it's any consolation, we appreciate your efforts.

Are you seeing a psychiatrist at all? You might have an underlying disorder unaddressed here. While you're at it, get checked out by your GP as well, in order to address that potential thyroid issue. We shouldn't simply hope its psychosomatic in nature.

Unless you're on their watchlist, the FBI should be the least of your concerns.

Nep. How are we this evening?

Reimu likes getting 'bumped'?

Nya vocaroo?

says a person, who weaboos at me

I don't game as much as i used to, i used to play a lot of megaman when i was a kid like an absurd amount of time

can i really have a career in this?

Only until the thread is over.

What do you see in America's near future? What of Trump's administration?

... I-isn't Sushi served Raw? How does one "cook" sushi...? Do I not understand Sushi?
Huh. I see. Sorry. Your schedule's kinda complicated, Alice.
Heh. My efforts are meager by comparison to yours, 2B. You're still new here and I already feel like your kohai when I read the advice you give.
Hehe... That's kind of cute... Taiga.

I'm planning on admitting myself to an inpatient hospital. Just need to figure a couple things out.

These threads are the only thing good left here..I love you all

No, no, not at all

It is for expanding images

It apparently puts data of that image on the computer and then the FBI freaks out

Only thing that I would click that is a close enough threat is oppai loli

Just for my safety

-Sweet Roll

Dubs roll

Where is alice? D:

hello best magician

will i ever be able to really love again?

They won't come after you for that, unless you do something else that draws their attention. They go after the people who host and spread things, not random idjits who view them by accident

What about after hours?

Good luck user

Alice is right here: Catch her before she gets away

The FBI gets so much info a lot of real threats slip under them.

Anyway yes they can track your IP. Its best you use a VPN and read up on hiding yourself.


Not her but its hard to say. A lot of people want to sabotage trump. What I fear is if Trump does something really stupid nobody will believe it cause of all the fake news surrounding him.

Alrighty, that's good to know

Okay

Give me a moment

-Sweet Roll

I used to do these crazy hitless challenges, it was fun

;_; i.imgur.com/BSqlE0c.png now this happens

Hm. All I can do is draw from experience, apply my reasoning, and try to relate with my heart. If it resonates, terrific, if not...well, that is why you're here.

You have your role in this community. To compare yourself to me is an exercise in absurdity.

You're always welcomed here, user. Please, drop by again and chat with us sometime. I wish you luck.

Hehhee.. I can only imagine ever having been that good in the first place.
Heh... I know that's true. I perform such exercises regularly. But... I'm very glad to have you here in any case, 2B.

I never check out these threads, but my mom has been really aggressive today fortune lady... Will she ever get help?

My dumb fucking PoS wife ran over my dog in the driveway a few hours ago killing him. She didn't even care, I'm pissed, I want to get back at her.

After Hours isn't my show anymore. But I happen to know on good authority that Kagami doesn't like being "bumped."

Sorry to hear that, Anonymous. Are you sure you're married to the right person since you both seem to hate each other?

I wasn't that good at first ;_; but i practiced a lot, that went until i sold my Snes, i miss that console

we don't hate each other, she just does stupid shit like this sometimes without even batting an eye

Thank you.

Now, are you hinting that you often compare yourself to others? Or are you merely quipping that you're an expert in absurdity?

I'm sorry for your loss, user. But perhaps your wife doesn't know the magnitude by which the incident had affected you. You two need to talk. Otherwise, she may simply be the insensitive type.

Wait, did you...from Alice's thread?

not one of my questions have been answered am i talking with bots still?

Well, if tou like your rice raw and crunchy I can't judge, same with raw poultry or frozen shrimp, but if anything, that would be a really bad sushi.