Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza

>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza
>Best friend is staying at Uni for the summer
>Tfw no one to go to see Neon Demon with

Should I just go by myself lads? Will I be judged?

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go while you can. It's great.

your best friend is fucking your girlfriend

Seeing movies is one of the least social activities possible. The only interaction comes from arranging the time beforehand and discussing it immediately afterwards over a bite. There is nothing wrong with seeing a movie alone.

shes gonna cheat on his best friend in Ibiza

I TOOK A PILL IN IBEZA, TO SHOW AVICII I WAS COOOL!!!!

>pronounces it 'i-bee-za'
>not 'i-beeth-a'
fucking amerifats i swear

just go dude.

dont be a pussy, you're better than that

She doesn't even look hot with the photoshop. What were they thinking when they cast her?

Since it looks like you no longer have a girlfriend , go watch it alone.It's perfectly normal user , many of us do it.

This movie is a total pile of shit.

>Expecting audiences to believe that short, fat faced Ellie Fanning would ever get a modeling job.

i once took a pill in ibiza

i saw finding dory by myself

i was feeling incredibly depressed that day so i just said fuck it

i didn't feel any better after the movie

This is a prime movie to see by yourself, just to soak in all the colors and symbology.

It doesn't really hit you how great it is until like a day after but everything starts to piece together in your mind and you realize how fucking meticulous this movie was.

It's Avicii? I thought it was "A Fiji" ... like a mystic or something.

Boring as fuck. Most people walked out when I saw it in the theater. Not even worth a rental.

yeah to show aviici i was cool

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Shit poster confirmed.

Opinion discarded.

I'm so fucking glad people that weren't me and my brother saw Popstar

How the fuck did it underperform? It was fucking great.

Schlanger should have starred.

>Room 214, must be seen!

The dialogue in this movie is so bad that it's actually cringe inducing.

cunt.

You sound upset, shit poster. Go charge your iphone.

Hey, that weren't me.

Don't speak for me.

I actually do have to charge it. Thanks for reminding me.
Cunt.

>45/100 on Metacritic and it's still dropping.

This is Refn's third bomb in a row. Pretty safe to say that his career is over. He'll never work in Hollywood again.

I just noticed that he sounded like a cunt in his post and pointed it out. Sorry ;_;

>Make an autistic rip off of The Driver.
>Literally you're only successful movie.

And you're surprised his career is fucked?

>you're

Oy vey! Shut it down goyim

bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3391788/neon-demon-booed-cannes/

Just fuck my career up pham

5/10 bait considered making a serious response

>NFR sees a man gets stabbed.
>Literally watches him die.

>He told me this story a few weeks later, still in LA. I asked if he had felt emotional. “No,” he said. Nothing? “Strangely nothing.” The next morning? “Nuh-uh.” He sipped juice through a straw. “But later,” he said, “I was happy. Because I got a fucking great idea for a scene.”

What did he mean by this?

theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/01/nicolas-winding-refn-neon-demon-interview

>girlfriend
sure buddy whatever you say

Y'know, I fucking respect that, man. I mean, I'm still shaken up over the death of my friend due to heroin (RIP Joey) but MAN did my creative output get a burst from it.

I can only imagine being able to formulate scenes without emotion clouding my judgement.

The movie is fucking boring with forced symbolism and is slow as shit. Dialogue is boring and ugh, just pretentious crap.

If my friends weren't film edge lords I wouldn't have seen it twice.

>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza

>letting your gf go to ibiza without you

she's gunna get fugged

ur gf is getting fucked in ibiza

I actually thought he sang "a VJ" for a long time.

This
>Ibiza is one of the Balearic islands in the Mediterranean Sea. It's well-known for the lively nightlife scene
She will suck millions of cocks. Dump her.

I went to go see it with my girlfriend the other day senpai
the room was 5 people in total
and the rest were men by themselves so i guess it's common

>nice break OP

But seriously go and see this film everyone.If you are a true fan of the horror genre you will love it.The film event of the year.also go on you own ,only insecure betas think it's weird to go to the cinema on there own

can we get a proper webm of this pelase?

You should go with your gf's best friend.

Your girlfriend is going to fuck someone. Guaranteed.
Maybe not if she's going with family though. My girlfriend once went on a trip to Florida with her family and she was faithful and good. That's what her parents said anyway when I asked.

>his girlfriend is travelling alone

Oh boy

>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza

Lad...

How the fuck am I supposed to see this movie in Australia? There isn't a single screening at any cinema in my city of 2million people. Even OGF played at big cinemas here.

>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza

She's going to cheat on you, you fucking cuck

>Ibiza

Your girlfriend is garbage and will most likely cheat on you. Girls who party are automatically disgusting and trash-tier.

Story:
>know someone who is dating a fat slag
>by 21 she already slept with close to 40 men including niggers
>in love with her, doesn't like or show care about het disgusting past
>she goes to spain to party
>pictures of her kissing a guy on the cheek
>still with her, is a beta teddy boy

I know a girl like that too. She is already 25 though, and slept with over 80 men. She is a moody bitch and always yells and gives her (unwanted) opinion on everything. But she claims she has social anxiety even though I've never seen any indication of her having it.

>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza

SPANIARDED

taxi driver was booed at cannes too tho. not saying that neon demon is nowhere near the brilliance of that film

She does have social anxiety, it's just not obvious as its hidden under her constructed exterior

who boos movies at cannes? isn't it all movie snobs?

LETTING YOUR GF TO GO IBIZA WITHOUT YOU

KEK SHES NOT UR GF ANYMORE MAIT

French people who would rather watching a film by a 30 year old art student about a African refuge who learns the power of love from a dance teacher or some other boring drivel

>Girlfriend is going on a weeklong trip to Ibiza
How do you feel about her getting a train run on her by a bunch of yuros rolling their balls off?

>who boos movies at cannes?
Its a thing at cannes.

tfw you are american and can't go to ibiza
nearest thing are south american hell holes full of botflys and parasitic worms

...

JUST FLY TO FUCKING IBIZA NIGGER, UR ON THE PLANE ANYWAY

MALLORCA IS LESS COMMERCIALIZED 2BH

AMERICANS MOSTLY GO TO MEXICO TO GET KIDNAPPED AND BEHEADED WITH A CHAINSAW

FLORIDA IN A PINCH