Dubs decides how I propose to my girlfriend

Dubs decides how I propose to my girlfriend.

Kill yourself

Make her live through her worst nightmare. Everything.

At the end, rub her tits and say "Lord Kek demands that we partake in marriage. Come, we musn't waste time."

OP here. Meant to say trips. Roll on.

Joancee ring?

Why don't you just put a piece of rancid shit on her finger?

Don't.

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Take her to dinner then get down on one knee whenever you guys are getting ready to leave and say you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. WIll you marry me

Don't. She's cheating on you with Adam!

>Wait until the next time you guys are about to fuck
>Slide the ring around your cock
>wait until she goes down to suck you
>?????
>profit!

Properly.
Romantically.
Don't let people on here fuck an important thing up.
Be a good bloke.

give her ring wrapped in pig intestines

Propose to her in a butcher shop.

I knew there was one person who was going to say it.
This rancid shit is still more than you'll ever be able to offer a woman though.

"I know it's depressing, but I'm honestly the best you're going to do.. Here's a ring I bought at Walmart.... Now how about we go get some dollar menu to celebrate?"

Winrar

hahaha what a stupid faggot nice job paying some girl half your stuff if she catches you enjoying casual sex??? What a complete retard I love it.

Propose by inserting ring into ass crack, bending over and presenting to her

Winrar. Plus she's reminded that she marrying a pencil dicked loser or that she's a ham planet with size 14 fingers

Take her up to a mountain to hike w.e, where they have binocular things, let her look into the binocular and then pull out the ring and block the vision and then bam

Salty faggot who'll never give any woman any sort of pleasure in his life.

>waiting for reply filled with some bullshit about how wet his dick is.

Put it in your butthole and ask her to massage your prostate.

Take it back and run while you can.

Nah. I don't need to pleasure women anymore. I got married in July, I've moved on to bigger better things like whores and seedy massage parlours

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I'm sure your tasteless ring will match your equally tasteless waifu, just like your future wife, it's not pretty but it gets the job done.

roll

Over the phone

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jam the ring up your ass pull it out and say. baby I'm wild about you marry me.

With the ring on your dick

Ring up your ass x

Put it in your anus and ask your gf to finger you next time you fuck her

>put ring in ass make gf eat to find it

Chop her in the neck with an axe and whisper you proposal in her ear

35 yr user here. You're about to make a big mistake friendo.

You can find one at your nearest hardware store

You are doing the worst mistake ever boy.
And a cheap $100 ain't gonna last in time.

Save up, grow up, and reflect about what's gonna happen in 5 years.

This man is very wise. Been engaged for 3 months myself. Have had sex twice in that span. Honestly just contemplating packing a bag and starting over far away.

Kek. Not even the ring.
Try again friendo.

you don't propose but rather you tell her you're cheating on her with her mom.

Squat down and shit out the ring.

>will u mery?

roll

Bump

kek.

rolling for this

re-roll

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Theyseemerollin

Patrolin

this

this, nig nog.

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>get fortune cookie sized paper
>write "will you marry me?"
>roll up paper and insert in urethra
>have secks
>cum in her ass
>wait while she washes herself off
>winrar

WINRAR

OP better fucking deliver for trips.

Give her the ring and tell her that's the ring you're going to use to propose to her mom.

and? they pretty much have the same model with some small design difference. The point is the price, nothing is above $150. That's a shitty ring, not designed to last a life long engagement.

But might not be a wrong choice, at least you will save up more money for the inevitable divorce rape

Winrar

Fuck yes.

Not dubs you fucking moron.
Why do newfags try so hard to fit in?

pic related

How certain are you she's gonna say yes?

Dubs are a subset of trips you insufferable faggot.

>being this new

She's been waiting for me to propose for 3 years.

You, see: You're a faggot and you still lost anyway.

>being this new
>irony.zip

Dubs =/= Trips you fucking dipshit. Get out.

TOPKEK

If that is the best ring you can afford, don't propose faggot. Become an hero

This pleases me.

OP, do it you fucking faggot.

Yussssssss

lrn2logic: keywords are "set" and "subset".

Wait, so you do love this bitch right? She's your best friend?
Sounds like you're doing it for her and not for you.

then she can wait 3 more years.
or is she pushing it? she is I bet.

this.

It has been decided. Twice. Metadubs. The gods will it.

OP is a faggot and won't deliver.

OP HERE
This thread was trash. Then again, what should I have expected from dedicated jackasses with the mental capacity of autistic kindergartners?

Cya shit-stains.

Cya kiddos. Have fun in school on Monday.

Nigger, wanna merry me?

rape the girl and get a shot gun marrage

can i be the best man?

Cya cuck-lord

O/

Moot help us all

Do it properly, you fucking idiot. Personally, I took my lady to the place we first said "I love you" and asked her if she remembered what happened last time we were standing there and followed it up by asking if she knew what was going to happen that time. Then bam, on one knee with the ring.

OP if you pussy out, then I hope you die of dick gangrene.

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Everything about this post is faggotry.

>op slides it on before getting fully erect
>penis swells up around ring
>cuts off blood supply
>spend next 3 hours waiting in the emergency room while the tip of the penis slowly rots away

i would pay to see this.

Hold it firmly between your buttcheeks and let it slide on when she slips a finger up your ringer.

Bitches dig that shit.

Just don't do like I did and propose to her while she's throwing up after drinking a lot during a football game. That was bad timing on my part. Strange thing is, 6 years later, we are still married.

ring is crab/10

what moved you to ask her at that moment? what if it 'was' the right time?

I was also drunk, plus it was a big football game. The first time our team has beaten their arch rivals in 6 years plus drinking made me feel amazing and I asked her to marry me. I couldn't tell what her response was because she was throwing up but she said "sure" somewhere in there.

Oh I see, thanks. Sounds like you asked her during a high energy moment.

>Stick ring up ass
>Ask gf to do prostate exam
>If she is keeper she does exam and pulls out ring
>If she does not do exam she fails and not good wife.
>Celebrate with fisting either way

nigga give it to her and tell her she is a piece of shit so you got a silver ring with glass cut to look like gems and you sorta love her but dont want to die alone so you want her to marry you

dont'

give her a piece of paper saying the following "will u marry me, ye or ne"

Vomit the ring out in front of her at a restaurant.

Take her to a strip club.