W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!

W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!

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Are y-you ready for a delicious meal?

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*glops cheerfully*

gay

Bump!

Hello again. What are we having?

Hello Alice :)

Hi Alice! What's on the menu?

Have a bump back~

I heard Alice leaks poop. Can anyone confirm?

Hey Alice! How are you?

>female

My favorite cooking thread!

It's my fathers birthday.

I got my Notebook ready!

you can take your clopping and get the fuck out of here, ponyfag.

Cringy shit for cringy 14 yo/S

hi alice!

what are we cooking!?

Lurking for interest, I'm hungry as fuck right now.

Tits?

G-glad you asked. Let's g-get into it as quickly as possible, s-shall we?

T-today we w-will be making a pasta dish, quick, easy, k-keeps you going, center piece of many meals

Goddammit, the shitty gloves are back. you had one job.

*ripples*

Learn to read!

Hello Alice, how are you tonight?

Good evening, Alice! Happy to see you here tonight. I'll be lurking quietly as usual! How was your day today?

Start cooking already faggot!

I wanna see the fridge, may I?

what made you pick fettuccine alfredo?

Might, shes a crispy critter after getting burned up so if her poop hole is as damaged as her talk hole that might be true.

nice dress alice, is it new

I just made that for dinner ^^

Fuck yeah alfredo.
Excellent taste in sauce for your pasta.

100% a dude
100% ok with this

I'm ready for some vodka and vidya, but first this thread.

>covering up manhands with gloves

I'd much rather get a taste of your Futtaccine, Alice

L-look, first I h-have to show you the ingredient list! S-see? Without t-this, you are screwed!

because its so easy even an autistic trap can cook it!

Aliceeeeeeee
Read my whisper on twitch

Monitoring the thread.

Would be so kind as to post your stream? I have it on good authority that there is to be one shortly after this thread?

*pats gently* H-hello dear

don't think you made that work as well as you would have liked, m8

bump

nobody cares. just start already

What's with the gloves? Tired of people posting "I can tell by the hands" over and over? We can still tell.

T-there will be one tomorrow; I am much too tired tonight.

For everyone:
Twitch: CeltyPlays (will stream tomorrow)
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Chat: anekiho.me/chat2

LET ME LICK YOUR THIGHS PLEASE

Decent proportions, I like a little bit more cheese in my alfredo.

What's wrong?

Wait, why is my psychologist cooking? Why is she after attention now?
Why does she look like a man?

What's wrong Alice?

Look, t-there is an order to these things Anonymous!
An order!

F-first we select tea.

Hey Alice! How have you been?

What's wrong Alice?

running a bit late tonight, alice. long day?

Lemme reword the question, it may have come off a rude before:
May I please see what's on the fridge? I know it's a schedule, but it looks off...

Why would you even need a roux? All you need is cheese and cream.

Do you keep it up, after you're done streaming? I got's toonami to watch.

so cute!!!

TFW no extension to play webm's.

*blinks* I've d-done this for literally years.
Why would I w-want attention? I just w-want to teach Anonymous some things t-to cook.

It's 10PM; t-this is the time I r-run cooking theads.

They take longer to edit, so they are later.

I've j-just had some dental work done s-so I'm quite uncomfortable dears. N-nothing too serious.

It'll s-stay in the archive f-for a while.

This is t-the diagram.

Alice sits on a vibrator while she does these threads, that's whys he shakes so much

N-now my dears, s-shall we drink the tea? I'll p-pour you a cup

I want the green one..

You made a mess.

sounds right.

>
It is indeed, I j-just got it in

No-no....the written stuff, not the chart. That nigga is on the wall, I'm referencing the shiny thing you keep food in.

Sounds legit to me.

discord.gg/HfT5S

How do you remain this cute?

Sorry, w-we've got to move on

Oh s-silly Anonymous, I'm not cute. I'm j-just Alice

Sauce on the trap, please!

No Alice brewing tea leaves is much better! >.>

And I lost the Uzume folder so I'll be Erina for today.

...Anonymous, I'm l-literally posting still. And I'm n-not a trap.

I want to lick your legs

...m-moving on, we n-need to make the cream f-for this pasta.

*pours myself another cup* Slow start to the thread tonight. I'm sure it will pick up soon~

Do you like BARI-BARI GUSHA-GUSHA BAKI-BAKI GOKUN?

Cute and modest

I know your paid listener told you to keep doing these threads because it's a small bastion of pleasure in an otherwise horrific existence, but come on man you know this shit's degenerate

hay

T-THE STUTTERING IS SO ANNOYING FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!

...

NIGGER

*blinks* W-who? What?

I t-try my best.

S-sorry, not today.

I wana pour some cream all over your boypussy

why dont you cut the bullshit and show us your cock

S-sadly, I wasn't actually able to complete this recipe, d-due to dental work making it impossible to eat!

S-so I went with something a little easier to swallow whole.

...

Then why the fuck did you start posting the other one?

Alice why are you wearing those OJ Simpsons?

I've got something easier you can swallow whole heheheh show penis plox

RIP Alfredo. :(

I'm g-glad you asked!

uh ok i guess

I'd like to butter your noodle and give you somthing easier to swallow whole

S-so let's rewrite this story a b-bit....

Buttered noodles?

What are you a chinese restaurant, go inspect your own damn cheese before you buy it