What's the strangest place Sup Forums has lost their keys?

What's the strangest place Sup Forums has lost their keys?

in ops mom

In my car, i was too high

The last place I looked.

>strange

Fridge

Somehow, behind a light switch fixture.

here

I had to do that to a cow irl.
wasn't as fun as it looks.

in my ignition

the US

I had them in my hand while I was throwing something in the trash and I threw my keys away too. It was bananas!

Lol who are you? Sal vulcano?

yes

In a aircast boot. They were in there for a while day and didnt feel them because of the air cushion inflated around them to my leg.

I believe you

Well duh.

Cows are gross.

200 yards away from Ernest Hemingway's remains. Left my keys in my hotel room overlooking the ketchum ID cemetery. Staff was nice enough to call me and mail the keys back.

My own fucking back pocket. Spent hours looking for the goddamn things.

>doing work on my house, replacing a fuse box
>have the wall opened up to fit the new box, old box was extremely small and outdated
>buddy wants into the outside garage, asks me for my keys
>instead of doing the smart thing, opening the door and handing him the keys, I decide to just pass them through the hole in the wall
>lose grip, drop them
>mfw I lost my keys in the wall of my house

They're still there because I couldn't get to them. Luckily I had a spare house/car key.

story checks out

I don't know because I lost them.

>be me
>be out with buddies
>cruising
>decide to take a shit in someones mailbox.
>pull over to side of road
> take dump in mailbox
> am tall so can do it.
> use napkins from mc d's for tp.
> car coming.
> jump in ditch and hide so passing car won't see my face and just assume i am a car pulled over, paying no attention to details like make or model.
> get up. Go back to car.
> fuck... where are my keys?
> everybody is like. Aww wtf... must have fallen out of pants.
> looking for keys in the tall grass at night with no flashlight. Or cellphone. Parked next to a mailbox i just took a shit it.
> chance of a cop driving by increaseing with every minute.
> am great so i find them eventually anyway.
> everyone helping and having to hide in ditch when car comes by.
> before i leave, put the flag up.
> made it into the newspaper because the same night someone vandalsied 450 mailboxes in the next town over. Assumed me pooping in mailbox was same guy.
>made my year.

Welcome to the future where we use Keycards, that fits in the V instead of the A, fag!

>keys
>2017

fuck off cancer of /b

>CAPTCHA.exe
>I'm_not_a_Robot.jpeg
>failed.doc

ah .. fuck off new management!
I can't be bothered to count to poop to be allowed to post your banana fetish.

12yo detected

did you try a magnet?

I only kind of understand the internet anymore