/b, give me a reason to don't kill myself

/b, give me a reason to don't kill myself.

Drugs and porn

Boobs, ass, pussy, cats, steak, family, friends, vidya, anymore reason?

I don't do drugs, I like porn but ain't no reason to live.

Fist go to 8ch suicide and see what happens next

Like them.
Like them.
Like them.
Like them.
I'm vegan.
They are cool.
Friends in 2017 LUL.
Vidya?

Pussy.

>I don't do drugs

Well there's your first problem. Drugs allow you to make new connections in your brain. If you're doing something to make your life shit, you'll probably realize it after doing drugs.

Yeah I like those too.

Video games! It's good times OP.

Nice page ty.

Suicide doesn't end the pain, it just passes it on to the people around you

Love them, not a reason to live tho xd

>I'm vegan

Well, there is your problem rigth there.

Just get rid of the intermediary and start sucking cocks.

This. I'm not a fan of drugs/druggies, but if your brain is so fucked up you are considering killing yourself then smoke some pot and go for a walk in the woods or something.

Pleasure.

I'm not in pain, I just don't enjoy life to the point where death doesn't seem like the better option. It is very selfish tho.

no. u tell me why or do you think we could get a whole circle of heros and be like the avengers.

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nice post

save an abandoned dog, chose one who seems to be forgotten and helpless. make him survive and then you can go. then you can say you make some good before go... or just get a todo list cheked of simple things you want to taste one more time...

Only if we invite spider-man :v

When donald trump is the president there's always a reason to live.

I wanna be spiderman

I like that idea, but I think I'm ok with going out now, I did good things, I did bad things, it's been a short ride but it's been ok so far so I don't have anything I feel like doing one more time.

LOL I'm not worthy of the all mighty emperor :v

Who doesn't, lel

Fuck no. Just get it out of his missery and kill it.

Also, you'll feel like shit when it eventually dies.

>to don't kill myself

just do it already.

fucking moron. if you havent done drugs then you havent lived enough to justify not killing yourself. do some lsd and mdma and see how you feel about lifes possibilities afterwards

Have you seen the before and after photos of an adoption dog? The change is incredible and beautiful.
Yeah, you will feel sad when the dog dies, but that applies to everything. xd

I'm in no rush, the night is young.

don't leave....help me remind me that its not like being raped every time....

u haven't set up ur live stream for the suicide yet

Help you remind you how is like not being rape every time? Well, it feels like you are in control I guess, never been raped luckily for me. :b

LOL Not doing that xd Sorry.

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Dear lord, don't stop bumping.

you can't come back

that's why, faggot

Bump 3 :^)

That's kinda the point LOL

I don't give a fuck about you, asshole.

I appreciate the honesty. Keep it up.

Herion

Because you're not a retard.
If above sentence is false, please go right ahead.

Pound Town!

>Herion
Heroin?

lel

Sucking a cock for the first time even though you are straight.

Don't kill yourself until you've done that at least once.

It might just make you want to live.

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o.o Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I don't wanna do that xd
I like my cock but I wouldn't suck it, even less someone else's cock :v

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Why? You haven't tried it

I tried it and it was honestly really satisfying

They don't smell if your partner has the courtesy to take a shower

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Yeah I haven't tried it but still xd

This is the kind of stuff that you just know is not for you haha.

Smell is not the problem, I just don't wanna suck another's man penis ;b

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HOLY SHIT!!

LOOK AT THOSE TRIPS!

OP, I advise, since death is pretty permanent, do some drugs. Meditate. Think about the problems in your life and consider logical steps that can be taken to reverse them. Life usually seems hopeless when you look at it as a whole, but if you look at your problems individually and start right the fuck now on fixing them, there will come a point where the problem is either gone or greatly diminished.

I think you mean tits :^)

I don't have any problems really.

I just don't enjoy life.

I like doing stuff and have fun, have friends and family all that.

But death always seems like the better option since is basically sleeping and never waking up xd

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>basically sleeping and never waking up
No it's not you fucking retard.
Dreaming is not a state of being dead.
Being dead is not a state of being alive.

sauce?

I never said anything about dreaming o.o
Death is nothing, you don't think, you don't feel, you don't exist.
I used the sleeping analogy because sometime you fall sleep, but you don't dream, or at least you dont remember them, you just wake up.

Got it from a wallpaper thread, sorry buddy.

Not do it, OP. Just not.

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But why not? :v

It could always be worse. And that's coming from a guy that was recently diagnosed as bi-polar and today I found out I'm going blind.

I'm saving all of these. Fucking god tier.

OP, if we can't convince you not to kill yourself, you might as well do something really cool on your way out. I vote we turn this into a Cool Suicide Suggestion thread and brainstorm ideas that would make OP famous for the way he killed himself.

you got enough stuff to get going already.
If that's not enough reasons, at least don't do it for your loved ones, just try to ponder their feeling of your death in them, and if that doesn't do a shit, then I guess your problem is not feeling suicidal; you're just a full blow narcissists who wants a some moments of attention until this thread 404s

Sorry to hear that man.

Yes, it can always be worse.

This decision is selfish I know it.

I could keep on living for I don't know, till I'm 80-90.

I just don't want to xd

You are welcome :^)

LOL Do it xd Nothing that would hurt others tho.
The only one that needs to die is myself :^)

Maybe you could stage a satanic ritual in the woods and people will freak the fuck out when they find your corpse.

Fine.
Sleeping is not a state of being dead. It's a pretty shitty analogy.

My life is more than good.

I can't really complain.

Of course if I die the people that knows me will have pain too.

But pain is not permanent. I know them and I know they will live through that.

Not really looking for attention, altho talking with you guys has been pretty nice xd.

I'm just curious, why people keep on living, when from my point of view, life is so fatiguing.

Sorry if I made you mad with this xd

Yeah coulda been better haha.

I'm in love, who is the girl in the first pic?

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No idea buddy, sorry.

>Join ISIS
>Friendly fire until you're either out of ISIS or dead

Don't feel like killing anyone but myself xd
Fuck ISIS tho.

Isn't there anything you'd want to do first?

Well, you haven't hit rock bottom until you've molested an 8 year old.
there's that.

Mmmmmmm not really xd. Everything would just be killing time when I rather just die :v

The new zelda

o.o Pedophiles are the worst scum ever.
Not something I would ever do.

It seems really cool, but I haven't buy a console in so long xd I've been a pc gamer for quite a while.

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exactly. you still have lows to sink to. people go sht worse than you.

Just kys then faggot

o shit, me too.

I know that, but I can't go really low xd I had good parents growing up so I have pretty decent morals.

Yeah I know there are people that got it worse than me. But that's them and there's me :v

LUL

that's... life in a nutshell. shit that was my childhood. You have to learn to distract yourself witht all the meaningless bullshit that's just killing time, until you pick and choose your favourites and obsess over those unhealthily. making those your life.
Welcome to the 21st century in a first world country.
Hire a prostitute, smoke weed, act like you give a shit for ten minutes, push out the dark thoughts so no one else is sad.

I'm saying do something to make your life worse, then get out of that. dip your head into the pool of hell, when it bobs back up for air, you'll feel better about breathing it.