C'MERE YOU

C'MERE YOU

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PAN

NICE AND HOT

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wait whats wrong with it? that looks fucking delicious

what ep is this from desu

That's some good 'er 'za

FUCK OFF, YEAH?

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WHERE'S
THE LAMB
SAUCE

>raw dough
>grease soaked
>bread is thicker than my patience for you, and YOU MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT

its just gordon exaggerating it lads...its not like other pizza places arent like this..that thing came fresh out of the oven, cheese melted..goddamn im gonna order a pizza right now.

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It's packed with fuckin' grease

>Channel is called Yes It's Funny
>Video is not funny
Is it supposed to be ironic?

Gordon was a fucking baby when this man was making pizzas.

It may seem like your ordinary grease show of a pizza but giving a customer thick crust they specifically order a thin one is a big mistake to make.

So what?

it looks like a shotgun wound jesus

I'm actually watching season 9 of Hell's Kitchen right now. I have only watched all if season 4 of it. Good show.

ITT: How to detect Americans

>HURR MUH PIZZA PIES!
>CHICAGO A BEST!
>Eurofags pizzas are like them, thin and simple and without taste lmao

That pizza looks fucking wrank.

no American likes Chicago style anything

>Pleb Ramsay videos

TIME FOR A REAL CHEF AND TRUE FOODKINO, SENPAITACHI.

this
why everything has to drown in grease

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I love these things. It's a shame the rest of the channel is kind of boring.

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Stop it, i can't do this right now /ck/.

DELET DIS

>mfw everyone in /ck/ are actually Jack's trying to be Ramsay's

L O O K

>implying anyone likes `go `za

>Try pleasing with stealth, rodeo

youtube.com/watch?v=WHD-8AIyBGc

What did he mean by this?

>how to spot Americans
>they think a plate with eight different types of barbeque meat on it is fine dining

>that music and all those cuts

fuckin american reality tv

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looks like baby food

looks like a tasty 'za t b h

ITS

FUCKING

R A W
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W

YOU

D O N K E Y
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Someone should stream some Ramsey youtu.be/6zWuYv68hFo

>order pizza
>expect something healthy

I AIN'T NO BITCH

>2 hours of Ramsay bitching

ayyy

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>0:46
>gandhi didnt even have flipflips
>he lived in the jungle
>i dont even think the dude had shoes

just torch the fuckin place

He just doesn't understand American culture. He doesn't even have a quart glass of Coke with it.

Looks like a fresh roadkill

youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

absolutely fucking disgusting. Id want my money back

>his voice breaking when he's screaming "LOOK"

LITTLE BIT OF OLIVE OIL

SHE STOOPID

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>4 star chef
>can't even cook eggs

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It all makes sense now

BANE

NICE AND BIG

How can ramsay even compete?

youtube.com/watch?v=e3DmFIEqccE&feature=youtu.be&t=742

>show starts
>begins with a 2+ min summary of what to expect
>15+ min later, time to do another summary of what to expect later
>cut to commercials
>back from commercials; time for another 2+ min recap on what you just watched for the past 15 min

Damn it, America, is your memory so bad that you need all these recaps in less than an hour?

>he straight up calls him a pleb

I'm dying

FROM A DISTANCE IT LOOKS DECENT

CLEARLY WAY TOO MUCH DOUGH THOUGH, HUGE CRUST IS RIDICULOUS WHAT THE FUCK

BUT SO EASY TO FIX, USE LESS DOUGH AND ROLL IT THINNER W O W 5 MICHELIN STARS

WAY TOO HEAVY ON THE CHEESE ALSO, BUT SOME PEOPLE LIKE THAT ITS COMMONLY KNOWN AS "XTRA CHEEZ" AND USUALLY COSTS MORE

To be fair, wasting so many portions of pasta would get your ass fired.

Why can't be cook eggs

I want to see this episode now, which one is it?

To be fair, marco's show has that random balding british cunt giving recaps and spoiling everything that's about to happen

But there's no cheesy gears of war music at least

MPW mellowed out over the years, apparently. He used to be just as crazy except never played it up for the media and did the whole "cool guy" angle instead.

wow thats dumb. wasting that much time causing the pizza to cool down and being less warm and crusty. also
>wasting paper towels

why didnt this genius order it with a little less cheese? holy shit

Yeah that guy is the fucking worst, I'm watching season 3 now and have to skip all over his cringy fucking dialogue every time

I can imagine why he was so strung up, he chain smoked and had to scrape a living in a kitchen during thatcher times. Now he's just an old rich fat cunt who turned down michelin stars and goes hunting whenever he wants

Because it's shit materials. Also,grease is where most of the flavor is in, it's supposed to be there to some degree. Why even bother eating the damn thing when you turn it into dry cardboard?

>it's a Ramsay can't cook eggs episode

>Americans think this is normal to consume

>10,000 calories
>2 gallons of diet coke
>muh diabeetus
>muh medicare
>muh section 8
>muh food stamps

i see this shit everyday. whites and niggers. i cant stand it.

>its a ramsey rused an user into thinking he cant cook eggs

youre a million light years from facing ramsey user

autismo/10

okay why does he have so many fucking pizzas?

also im pretty sure the paper towels will stick a bit to the pizza

just eat the fucking thing holy shit

t.ramsay

SKIPPED AROUND THIS VIDEO LANDED ON "THATS WHY I HAVE MULTIPLE STAGES" AS HE TRIES TO DEHYDRATE THE TOMATO SAUCE FROM THE SIDES

HOLY SHIT

THERE WAS HARDLY ANY GREASE ON TOP ANYWAY, DOMINOS CARDBOARD PIZZA IS FAMOUSLY STINGY WITH THE CHEESE

>are you that much of a pleb

eviscerated

He talks about how it doesn't stick

And pretty sure he does this because he has an extreme amount of OCD

i cant tell if youre agreeing with me or not

autism: the video

i love how he's always flirty with the sexy young waitresses

ITT: Times where Ramsay was wrong. The pizza was great, Ramsay can't handle a nice 'Go 'Za

I think my fav is when he gets wrecked by James May.

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If it wasn't grease soaked and had a FAT garlic and 'erb dip for the crusts it would be great.

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I'm actually craving for some bull cock right now.

now I love crust more than I should
but doesnt look like good crust

That looks like shit. Fuck americunts are fat

>No toppings
>Too much base
>Fat americunt sized

because you don't go to michelin star restaurant and ask for a fried egg it's highly disrespectful and wasting everyone's time. a lot of these places refuse to do well done steak too

it just shows clear disrespect for these people why go to an expensive high class restaurant if you're just going to order a fried egg? it's embarrassing

>I was going to say that it was a bit stiff
Captain Slow again confirmed as the GOAT

why would anyone eat this

He can only eat cheese pizza and crackers. He started the degreasing process to lose weight and it actually worked for him.

ITS FUCKING RAW

That cunt is a comedian and he tried to be funny by ordering eggs on toast at a fucking michelin restaurant

Why not fuckboi? Are you not manly enough?

ITS TOO THICK SO ITS UNDERCOOKED ON THE INSIDE

ITS RETARDEDLY SIMPLE TO FIX YOU DON'T NEED GORDON RAMSEY TO TELL YOU TO USE LESS DOUGH AND ROLL IT THINNER

GET A PIZZA STONE AND MAKE TOPPEST HOMEPADE PIZZA FYI

THE ONLY GOOD PLACES FOR PIZZA ARE WOOD FIRED BRICK OVEN PLACES

NOT GAS FIRED BRICK OVEN EITHER, LACKS THE GOAT WOOD FLAVOR

STEEL OVENS THAT EVERY PIZZA PLACE HAS MAKES GARBAGE PIZZAS ALL TASTE THE SAME BARELY WORTH A SHIT

kek

can't even cook fucking pasta

>can only eat cheese pizza and crackers
Why? What kind of bullshit medical condition is that?

fuck i love how his voice breaks, gets me every time