What was his fucking problem?

What was his fucking problem?

he just wanted to get his dick wet with Anck Su Namun

Billy Zane?

did you ever meet JJL irl?

Kek

I am sad to report: not yet.

What made the first one so watchable? I swear I must have seen it about 20 times now.

The Mummy Returns was fucking dreadful.

then why the fuck do you care about her, or rather the imaginary person you made up in your mind?

I just like her as an actress.

Or maybe I'm lying and have some sort of relation to her? Or maybe I should shut up now?

ok

I like goose.

I like him too!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's a genuine pulp action adventure story before the era of post ironic meta commentary.

NAAAAAAHHHH

Fuck I hope the new one isn't gonna be like that.
I mean, I watched it the other night and I could watch it again right now, that's how much I like it.

GOTTA GET A GRIP

god tier qt coming through

Dislocated jaw

IT'S AMENIPHUS!

JUST

Hey O'Connell

It just has everything and it does it all well.

He's telling him to get a prenup.

Looks like you aren't on the correct side of the river

>NOOT NOOT

...

YOU BETRAYED THE LAWW

LOOKS TO ME LIKE I HAVE ALL OF MY MONEY

The original qt

My original waifu

>That slightly higher raised eye
Good thing she has a fine ass or she'd be a write off.

i love her

Not quite my tempo.