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highland regiment reporting in

Thicc

fucking love jam lads

what's your favourite? raspberry is peng but strawberry is the classic

fuck angl*s

good post

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banana

FATT

need a bf

leftism edition

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fuck off

7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.

11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.

3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.

6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.

5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.

The Leaf-Yank-Rorke trinity are hearing banging on about communism and fascism

I will skedaddle

orange marmalade

*Notices your post*
*strokes chin*
*Flips open my notepad and begins jotting, resting my pen on my chin in thought halfway through*

hmmm... yes yes

Yes it's hard for millenials to get housing

>the cuckstamp brigade

there's banana jam? think this changes everything

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>user comes to the surgery complaining of loneliness
>Wants me to help him with therapy
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

genuinely can't wait for the thicc meme to die

fatties should be worked to starvation in camps

>why yes I am a communist, why you ask?
>hammer and sickle looks top

what kind of wizard are you to be on at all times?

>tricolour complaining about flags

damn

Remind me again why it's bad to work in a call centre.

Certainly better than being NEET.

when I was a teenager it was the aesthetic and "badguy" reputation of the soviet union that attracted me to communism initially, that plus it was socially acceptable yet still not exactly mainstream so you could be edgy without getting in trouble.
reading the collected works was just adding to the delusion so I could feel like I was so intelligent and had everything figured out.
I'm glad when I got to uni I saw essentially myself reflected and magnified in other "communists" which turned me away from it and onto more healthy ideas.

Shan't be reading one letter

hello why are anglos dumb

Why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call centre?

>genuinely can't wait for the thicc meme to die

>fatties should be worked to starvation in camps

realised recently that irelands flag is fucking ugly. literally the worst combination of colours. duno what they fuck they were thinking.

the one with the gay harp or whatever on it is better

heyy x

Why go travelling when you could get a house in Aldershot and go to Nandos now and then and get the meal deal from M&S every day

quite ashamed to learn our diaspora don't keep threads alive in the wee hours. literally the whole point of colonialism

owen jones said call centres are the modern equivalent of the mines 2bh

think that's a good way to think about it

if we want things better for the working classes we should focus on their actual jobs not jobs traditionally associated with them that don't really exist anymore x

Many such cases!

>6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

extremely accurate

you can just picture the sort of person that shits up /brit/ in the evening

attention whoring cunts

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>not recognising this pasta

Muscle thicc > fat thicc.

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5am-7am is thailad's slot

>Stalinist Russia
>Socialist
Don't remeber them giving the MoP to the workers. Doubt you read or understood any of the books lad

What things are young normies into then? YouTubers?

Hey guys, got another problem for a translation assignment, anyone willing to help me out?
It's about tractors and shit. This particular work is about a special course made for technicians in order to "update" them about new models and have them able to handle problems and shit about those models.

The part that bothers me is the following:

>By the end of this course, technicians will be able to:
>Design a great handoff to the customer

As you can guess, it's a bulletpoint list. What's a handoff exactly in that situation? Is it passing control of a tractor to a customer?

i don't work in a call centre ama

bad post

in uni both right and left need to get their jaw tested
theyre all doing it for the paraître

>Electricity use this year: 1,050kWh
>Cost this year: £211.25

alri

First year in my own flat (1bed inherited from dad) tbqh.

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>user comes to the surgery complaining of anorexia
>Asks me to put him on a diet to rebuild his body
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead and steal his assets

do you put music when you're having sex?

is it weird to thrust in time to the beat?

stick a pony in me pocket

not very good

Niamh

Not really seeing the connection between mine work and call centre work.

All I do each day is plop down in a chair, sign-on to numerous computer systems, take calls from normoids, try to answer their questions, press some buttons on my computer then log-off and go home.

Not sure whether to be a Marxist-Leninist or an Anarcho-Communist

Convince me either way /brit/

Thanks lad, I appreciate it.

it's LONDONderry sweetie :) x

honestly prefer the Sup Forums Gamergate crowd (Sargon, Jim, Milo, Shoe, Skeptic, Lauren) over the Sup Forums Right crowd (Molyneux, Alex Jones, Paul Joseph Watson, Black Pigeon Speaks)
the only reason why is relatability and their sense of humour.

The former group are in it for the laughs, they like taking the piss out of idiots and have a friendly cultural libertarian atmosphere
the latter group take themselves way too fucking seriously and unironically believe they're the saviours of the west

pertamax

Depressed

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I will drive to Ballsbrigde and to Donnybrook in my 270 cu. inches' shitbox and VRUUUUM any normable cunt 150 feet who dares to obstruct my path on the Highway to Hell.

sister's name tbqh

Supposed to be good for a superhero film this lads, anyone seen it yet?

Has there ever been a true Communist country? Stalin's Russian, Mao's China were just authoritarian dictatorships.

Because your shitty theory has never managed to work in practice. Stop drinking the Marxist koolaid., the retard wasn't the new messiah

the rich should be exterminated

Be done with them all and join me as a radical Hoxhaist, shok

AnCom MLs are autistic and they become shit see Russia

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fuck off

capeshit

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>user comes to the surgery complaining of depression
>Asks me to give him therapy
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead and steal his assets

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Stalinism developed out of the initial uneasiness of Lenin's era and the chaos immediately after his death.

handing the means of production to the workers is incredibly vauge so while the Soviets can easily claim they did just that you can claim otherwise because they didn't do it "correctly"

its this obsession with orthodoxy and purity which makes Marxism unworkable.
and the fact that you can only respond by lazily blubbering the same tired commie excuses means I'm probably on the mark.

more like tom and JERRY

communism and authoritarianism are synonymous

plumber (runt) life

laos

>call yourself a feminist
>be an annoying feminist cunt for years
>show some underboob
>feminists unite against you

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It's fun when they implode

I worked in a call centre for a week and it was so monotonous and boring I had to quit or I'd have probably killed myself.

You have to be a complete brainlet to do that job, otherwise you'll lose the will to live. Literally any other job is better, manual labour, factory work, office work, even fucking cleaning.

the latter group has the superior memes though

vaping
vloggers
the sesh
socialism

>Hoxhaist
Hoxhaism is just Marxism-Leninism taken to an autistic degree

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need to spaff inside su's fanny badly

I generally consider myself apolitical honestly but that doesn't mean I don't care about certain things.
I just hate petty politics and how it can infest so many things.

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>STOP EXPLAINING THE SITUATION WAAAAH
Shan't

sad
might just go to bed

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>user comes to the surgery complaining of depression
>Asks me to give him therapy
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead and steal his assets

t. cleaner jelly that call centre master race get pound an hour and don't smell like bleach

hot pics

I don't see how this changes anything

communism is the polar opposite of centralisation

>all collapsed poor shitholes

Wow you sure showed me that your ideology works and is sustainable in practice!

arr rook same

This Harold Shipman gimmick came out of nowhere desu

fucking hell who writes this tripe

gGaYy