A kid gets to be raised from the moment he is born by Sup Forums and Sup Forums only util he is 15 years old

A kid gets to be raised from the moment he is born by Sup Forums and Sup Forums only util he is 15 years old.

What's the result Sup Forums

The kid never makes it to 1 month.
Everyone is stoned and fapping or vidya ignoring the kid.

It would be a shitty kid

Chronic masturbator and a weaboo faggot.

Bio mechanical super soldier raised my Sup Forums. His organs shut down a few hours later.

The fags in the loli/shota threads would rape him to death on the first day here.

Someone who wouldn't understand the hate.
Someone who could rise above it or fall deeper than the rest.
Someone who would make Sup Forums proud.

>kid becomes moderator
>liberates Sup Forums
>tfw new leader of our beautiful country

pic relate

Maybe someone who could finally realize why we're here.

>United all the spergtards on the chans
>The new organized hive mind go out to bring about a better world

he would be a socially awkward retard that faps to loli and trap threads all day.

Pic related is the result.

Boss of the free fucking world.

>cont.
>Sup Forums and Sup Forums get into a territorial war
>the kid rides into action
>saves the world from aspie annihilation

>Hence the True Chan is born

...

>tumblr strikes back
>feminists begin flowing out of the sewer system
>resurgence almost costs the kid his life

Well if it's just Sup Forums he's just gonna be faggot, but if it's all of Sup Forums then he might not be that bad.

>True Chan resolve never wavers in the face of the enemy.
>Even if the enemy has tits and he has never seen a pair for real.
>True Chan rises to the occasion with all the knowledge his forefathers used before him to defeat these beasts.
>True Chan uses every trick in the book between saying they have a cheesy vagina to actually using the fabled weapon
>logic
>The war raged for what seemed like 3 hours
>Then the feminist retreated after they broke a nail

>true chan is happy that the world is safe once more, letting him and his body pillow rest easy

Trips and Ill literally raise my child to be raised by this website.

Let's just hope no one gets trips

Lets hope they do

That kid will be fucked lol

Hey at least he or she wouldn't end up being raised as I did. Except I had my fair share of both pros and cons from being raised rather lonely.

This is the ending
>The world lived in paridise

Hope its real, post results

Alright, let's hope so I guess.

I will don't worry
This is gonna be fun

This kid would be a buff, chronic masterbating, anime worshiping commando that dabbles in politics, papercraft, and cooking.

All in all, its a hot mess of a human being