/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
Why are IDs even gone?
South D reporting
sup fam, central here, wat up tonight
Didn't do much today, raining in Auckland right now.
Central as in Central Otago or Central Auckland?
central dunedin
Any wellington robots?
Dunners reporting.
It's supposed to absolutely hose down here tomorrow
Just Dunedin would have been sufficient. You don't have to be like South D reid road fella. He will dox himself one day.
It's blowing a howling gale up here too. House might wrecked.
dont tell me what to do, shitlord. I've done it plenty of times before
It's the end of time. Everyone into the Sup Forums bunker
House is literally shaking.
NZ a shit.
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what are your hobbies, famalams?
You in Auckland? Want some dick?
How are your houses holding up?
I live in a shitty West Auckland rental with moldy carpets. It's got 99 repair jobs that the rental agency can't be bothered fixing, so it often comes out of my own pocket.
The house is holding up okay for now. The walls are creaking and the lights are flickering.
ayy lmao
only if your dick is cut
So tell me about your prime minister, John Keyes, and about how he resigned because he funneled Kiwi tax-payer money to the Clinton Foundation which at this point is obvious the world's biggest human trafficking ring. Supposedly he has his own controversy now going by Cherrygate named after his whore daughter.
Uncut but it's big, 9 inches.
>Supposedly he has his own controversy now going by Cherrygate named after his whore daughter.
Nope.
>uncut
sorry i'm out
>hobbies
fuck u bitch
>9 inches
i'll believe it when i see it saltmaster
GLORIOUS GERMAN ENGINEERING
nice job fam, very crisp and accurate feeling.
ur a slut fuck off
suck my 88 big boy
hah, woops wrong reply
i bet you like american tanks, pleb
The world is in a bad shape today so it is PARAMOUNT that Kiwis don't allow the rise of bigotry and racism in Aotearoa.
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH.
Weather's pretty fuckin shit aye
nigga bigotry and racism in Aotearoa is already a thing
shit weather is best weather
You read that over on voat too huh?
>Christchurch
>You read that over on voat too huh?
Maybe
Wadsup guise IDbro here
fuck off nate
There's something I want to post that relates to it but I don't want to be killed.
It's about why that National MP dropped out (the one whose seat Winnie P won).
>german sex machine
Anyone keen to let me suck their toes after they walk onto a Marae?
So fucking cringe that a bunch of fat women protested America getting a new President. Wtf did it have to do with them
Because the person they voted for didn't get in and they're angry about it :(((
>alt. german sex machine
typical americans, always trying to steal the spotlight
No they marched in Auckland, absolute retards
He means the Women's March.
The picture of one of the marches on Stuff I sae had someone holding a placard with: "Diversity is Our Strength".
We really need to stop these people from ruining our country. Look at the comments on the RNZ facebook, it's pretty bad.
>The real alt german sex machine.
get that horse shit out of here
are you fucking serious...
better, but not by much, good luck going over any kind of bump or dip in the road or even just getting into a driveway
>stance|works
These two gentlemen would like a word with you now
>"Diversity is Our Strength".
It literally is unless you're a racist.
Are these more your style or do you just hate us?
Why does my son always want the hardest to find Skylanders. I can't find this fucker anywhere.
chch
hah, offroad porshe, now we're talking
The point was that it's an E30
Diversity is the millstone around our necks.
Hit him.
>millstone
Literally wrong.
For what?
What's wrong about it?
i miss when kfc's wicked wings actually used to be spicy
For being too demanding.
Is Skylanders a good game? Or is it just a money pit that lures in children?
kfc just sucks these days, not worth it, the fried chicken i get from the bakery around the corner is better than kfc
Without diversity the world will stagnant. Women are half the population and it is really really unintelligent to ignore HALF the worlds talents for one!
It's his money that he earned by doing chores. He can spend it on whatever he wants, and he happens to want something that doesn't seem to exist in New Zealand.
Yes to both. I enjoy playing it with him.
KFC always makes me sick.
LOL so everyone heard that Dunners knocked Scotty up eh??
i wish we had popeyes in nz, legit top tier stuff. KFC just fucking sucks. wish night n day did a spicy option.
Fuck didnt even know traps could get pregnant, Kia wont be happy.
As if.
same here, you could be gluten intolerant, apparently kfc doesn't agree with those who are gluten intolerant
>can confirm, am gluten intolerant
yea i'll believe that when i see it
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANONE CUNT!!!!!
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>you could be gluten intolerant
Fuck are you serious?
I was working at KFC (and thus eating that shit en masse) when my stomach started playing up heaps. Thought it was IBS but specialists say it isn't but, of course. can't say what it actually is.
Post a nice E30
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ye man, i also can't eat regular or deep dish pizzas because that shit is PACKED with gluten, whereas thin n crispy doesn't bother me at all
>bmw
>nice
pick one
Do you want to maybe hang out for a while or something?
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Nuuuuudes
uh, no i'm good thanks
denied
There are literally no New Zealand nudes.
But I'm out of off-road Volkswagens
how about New Zealand tank?
That's a corrugated iron shed on tracks
I would have sex with that car. The blue one in the back.
>not choosing the jager bus
with machine guns
and is also the only tank ever designed and built in new zealand
A thing of beauty.
The guns are a nice touch, I suppose. When and why was it built?
Damn looks like Auckland has been hit a bit hard.
>tfw eaten way too much for tea and my tummy hurts
>peppermint could help but turns out is bad for guys
Not into fat chicks.
agreed
it was designed and built by minister of works bob semple during WWII to meet a need for military hardware out of what little materials we had available at the time
Dunners dude how are you?