/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Why are IDs even gone?

South D reporting

sup fam, central here, wat up tonight

Didn't do much today, raining in Auckland right now.

Central as in Central Otago or Central Auckland?

central dunedin

Any wellington robots?

Dunners reporting.

It's supposed to absolutely hose down here tomorrow

Just Dunedin would have been sufficient. You don't have to be like South D reid road fella. He will dox himself one day.

It's blowing a howling gale up here too. House might wrecked.

dont tell me what to do, shitlord. I've done it plenty of times before

It's the end of time. Everyone into the Sup Forums bunker

House is literally shaking.

NZ a shit.

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what are your hobbies, famalams?

You in Auckland? Want some dick?

How are your houses holding up?

I live in a shitty West Auckland rental with moldy carpets. It's got 99 repair jobs that the rental agency can't be bothered fixing, so it often comes out of my own pocket.

The house is holding up okay for now. The walls are creaking and the lights are flickering.

ayy lmao

only if your dick is cut

So tell me about your prime minister, John Keyes, and about how he resigned because he funneled Kiwi tax-payer money to the Clinton Foundation which at this point is obvious the world's biggest human trafficking ring. Supposedly he has his own controversy now going by Cherrygate named after his whore daughter.

Uncut but it's big, 9 inches.

>Supposedly he has his own controversy now going by Cherrygate named after his whore daughter.

Nope.

>uncut
sorry i'm out

>hobbies

fuck u bitch

>9 inches

i'll believe it when i see it saltmaster


GLORIOUS GERMAN ENGINEERING

nice job fam, very crisp and accurate feeling.

ur a slut fuck off

suck my 88 big boy

hah, woops wrong reply

i bet you like american tanks, pleb

The world is in a bad shape today so it is PARAMOUNT that Kiwis don't allow the rise of bigotry and racism in Aotearoa.

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH.

Weather's pretty fuckin shit aye

nigga bigotry and racism in Aotearoa is already a thing

shit weather is best weather

You read that over on voat too huh?

>Christchurch

>You read that over on voat too huh?
Maybe

Wadsup guise IDbro here

fuck off nate

There's something I want to post that relates to it but I don't want to be killed.

It's about why that National MP dropped out (the one whose seat Winnie P won).

>german sex machine

Anyone keen to let me suck their toes after they walk onto a Marae?

So fucking cringe that a bunch of fat women protested America getting a new President. Wtf did it have to do with them

Because the person they voted for didn't get in and they're angry about it :(((

>alt. german sex machine

typical americans, always trying to steal the spotlight

No they marched in Auckland, absolute retards

He means the Women's March.

The picture of one of the marches on Stuff I sae had someone holding a placard with: "Diversity is Our Strength".

We really need to stop these people from ruining our country. Look at the comments on the RNZ facebook, it's pretty bad.

>The real alt german sex machine.

get that horse shit out of here

are you fucking serious...

better, but not by much, good luck going over any kind of bump or dip in the road or even just getting into a driveway

>stance|works
These two gentlemen would like a word with you now

>"Diversity is Our Strength".
It literally is unless you're a racist.

Are these more your style or do you just hate us?

Why does my son always want the hardest to find Skylanders. I can't find this fucker anywhere.

chch

hah, offroad porshe, now we're talking

The point was that it's an E30

Diversity is the millstone around our necks.

Hit him.

>millstone
Literally wrong.

For what?

What's wrong about it?

i miss when kfc's wicked wings actually used to be spicy

For being too demanding.

Is Skylanders a good game? Or is it just a money pit that lures in children?

kfc just sucks these days, not worth it, the fried chicken i get from the bakery around the corner is better than kfc

Without diversity the world will stagnant. Women are half the population and it is really really unintelligent to ignore HALF the worlds talents for one!

It's his money that he earned by doing chores. He can spend it on whatever he wants, and he happens to want something that doesn't seem to exist in New Zealand.

Yes to both. I enjoy playing it with him.

KFC always makes me sick.

LOL so everyone heard that Dunners knocked Scotty up eh??

i wish we had popeyes in nz, legit top tier stuff. KFC just fucking sucks. wish night n day did a spicy option.

Fuck didnt even know traps could get pregnant, Kia wont be happy.

As if.

same here, you could be gluten intolerant, apparently kfc doesn't agree with those who are gluten intolerant

>can confirm, am gluten intolerant

yea i'll believe that when i see it

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANONE CUNT!!!!!

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>you could be gluten intolerant
Fuck are you serious?

I was working at KFC (and thus eating that shit en masse) when my stomach started playing up heaps. Thought it was IBS but specialists say it isn't but, of course. can't say what it actually is.

Post a nice E30

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ye man, i also can't eat regular or deep dish pizzas because that shit is PACKED with gluten, whereas thin n crispy doesn't bother me at all

>bmw
>nice

pick one

Do you want to maybe hang out for a while or something?

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Nuuuuudes

uh, no i'm good thanks

denied

There are literally no New Zealand nudes.

But I'm out of off-road Volkswagens

how about New Zealand tank?

That's a corrugated iron shed on tracks

I would have sex with that car. The blue one in the back.

>not choosing the jager bus

with machine guns

and is also the only tank ever designed and built in new zealand

A thing of beauty.

The guns are a nice touch, I suppose. When and why was it built?

Damn looks like Auckland has been hit a bit hard.

>tfw eaten way too much for tea and my tummy hurts
>peppermint could help but turns out is bad for guys

Not into fat chicks.

agreed

it was designed and built by minister of works bob semple during WWII to meet a need for military hardware out of what little materials we had available at the time

Dunners dude how are you?