Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claim~

How are you all doing tonight?

Waifu claiming thread? Really? I don't even know where the fuck to begin. Like, Wow, Seriously? I'm not judging you or anything but do you have serious mental disability and no social life?
How fucking pathetic is that?
You need a girlfriend ASAP, this post shows why you don't have one.

Ayyyy Louise.

Always. Monday and Tuesdays the days off. I'm trying to plan that out! Gotta get out of debt first, then looking into schooling!

Claiming Nausicaä
Princess/Queen of the Valley of the Wind

Hayao Miyazaki approved waifu

It's ok j understand.

Hello!!
What've you been up to?

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Should I not welcome people when they arrive? That's usually how welcoming works.

RIp work days. Oh really, you're looking at school stuff? What are you interested in (inb4 some car stuff)

Hi! Super tired still. How are you?

"seriously" is not a punchline.

I mean marrying him so soon

EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION

BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED

MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS

YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS

JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS

ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU

:^)

Not much. Been trying to sleep more, but that rain woke me up it was so loud.

Of course! Trying to get some certifications and such in the auto field!

O-oh. I was hoping no one noticed.
Nice quads

Nice meme

Sounds awesome! Best of luck to you, get some nice mechanic job that pays better and has less shitty hours.

check'd

Cold, and a little frustrated about my computer.
Why didn't you sleep well?
Ah, yeah. I was tempted to go back to sleep when I heard how heavy the rain was this morning.
I like sleeping with heavy rain though, honestly

It rained all day here today, and all i could think about was how i wanted to spend it snuggled up to you.

Ah, I'm just exhausted from yesterday snowboarding still. Took a nap and it only made me more tired. Blankets! Why are you frustrated with your computer?

Good morning, night, afternoon, bleh

>Tristana claimed

Hanako
Blankets don't work in the kitchen!
I'm building a watercooling loop and having a really weird problem I've never had before.
Well, at least you'll sleep well tonight, then

Awe same it rained and snowed here and it was cold without you

Odds are, won't get better hours really. They'll just shift to the day time. Which will kinda suck in terms of spending time with Anya...

Apparently it's been hella flooding around some areas. Bit glad I live on a hill now.
And ya, sleeping during rain is really nice.

Ayyyy Little Neck.

Heya Louise. How are you?

Oh wow you got snow too? Well now i'm here to keep you warm~.

Konbonwa

Blankets work everywhere, please! Ah, interesting. Watercooling always looked so daunting to attempt. Hope you get it working.

I feel like you'd get slightly better hours, like 9-5 or something close. A lot of mechanic places I know of aren't open more 24/7 and have enough people to take care of the job. Anya would understand, your current job is super shitty and stressful.

Hey neck, how's it been? Where are you? I'm in NJ, 4:44 am :^ )

Best girl Yui Kiriyama

I'm sure we both got those flash flood warnings.
You at work right now, or able to get some rest?
Pretty good, been playing some Majora's Mask.
How about you?

I have some nice USB heated slippers I'm wearing that are great though.
I did before! I had a working loop.
But not anymore

Good because I was so very lonely without you

Transgirl Kyouko Hijack! Ha ha! Greeting from lgbt

Oi mate, how are ya?

Why does she look upset? Hi btw

I remember watching the show waaay back. The part where she got caught rping was hilarious

Hello Tomoko, have we met before? There's many Tomokos so it's a bit difficult to tell apart

Well, ya. Pretty much. And I know she'd understand, but it doesn't mean I would feel any better talking to her less!

Been decent-ish. San Diego, 1:50 AM m8.

Work, of course. Had to use a towel today so my seat wouldn't soak my ass on the drive here.
>Now you know another reason I didn't wanna teach you in the rain.

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Cool. I'm alright, a little tired though. I finally ordered Dark souls 1 and 2 today, so i'm excited for when those get here.

As was i. But it's okay my love, we're together now.

heated slippers sound like something I'd never be willing to wear but would always want. I'm proud of you. Weird that it would just stop. Just buy a new computer.

what

Am doing great, how are you?

You talk to her like 20 hours a day, a few hours less won't be too bad!

Claim

Well, you have a Kyouko already, right? Someone who always claims her?

I am not her. I come from lgbt.

Got caught RPing..?
Like when she dressed up as a catgirl then Saito brought back Scarron and everyone in season 3?

Man, I love this show

That sounds...Pretty bad, yeah. Is it just a leak problem with your roof?
But at least you had a towel!

Oh yeah, that'll be great! I sure wish I could go back and play them for the first time again.
Same with Katawa.

Well sure, I just wear em around the house. They were a christmas gift, actually. And they're great.
It is kinda weird, but..
>Buy a new computer
nah m8. Gotta build.

lol lol thank me later

Why not just claim a different waifu then

Buy an alienware, I hear they are the best.

alright spambot

Excuse you, it's only like 14!

It's a problem with my weather stripping around the windows. I've yet to find a place that can redo it.

Kk, gotcha. Don't stay up to late : ^ )

I'm doing well. What's the show your waifu is from about?

:o

Yes! That one. I cringed for her. Fun show

>Why not just claim a different waifu then
Why abandon your waifu like that?

Yes I'm S mug. Care to do something sexy for me?

Because there's a reason I use Kyouko.

Once I posted under the Homura, and I picked that name out of despair. Kyouko gives me hope. She represents the fact I have stepped into the light. I'm going to be a girl.

Building is a fun hobby, and you get more for your money.

And this is when you settle down and learn how to do something for yourself!
Did you ever go back and watch Season 4? It was really good, way better than S3.

o:

2cute4me

Love live sunshine

>not having more than one waifu to choose from when needed

Then that's all you, sometimes I forget some people have actual attachments to who they choose. Sorry

I'm really upset that you think I was serious.

I wish. You know, 8 AM minimum.

If I do that, I may just end up using some kinda wood glue, or some other adhesive.

W-What?

cat

I'm a little disappointed it's taken me this long to finally get them. Ah man that would be amazing.

Of course, what do you have in mind?

Well, hey, I ain't aboutta tell people how to live their lives
but I'm glad you weren't

Do you think wood glue would be good for that?

It's okay. DS3 is the best anyway.

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Eyyyyy glad to know you're still around ^-^

It's been so long I don't remember. I only remember snippets of it. Is season four the one with the elf with the big breasts?

How are you Tomoyo hmmm?

Ohkie

I'm not sure what that was the answer to : ^ )

Where?

Toast-eee. I joke I joke

Just that you and Anya are cute~

I figured the "Just buy an alienware" meme would have given it away.

Well after all this time alone I want to really feel want you to know how much I missed youYeah I'm not really going anywhere

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Wow I fucked up typing that out sorry

Sablye

Princess bubblegum

Lets get down to buisness.

Bayonetta

more?

Whoever this white girl is

Tired

looks like i have that to look forward to as well then.

The best toasty.

Oh my, i can feel it already~.
It's ok, i know what you were tryimg to say.

Shielder claimed.

That's season 3, 2008. A few years later we got Season 4.

Y'know, I thought about it, but

It's understandable. It's a stupid little thing, but it helps me.

You white boys will never learn

What are your specs tho?

Whatever works ain't stupid.

I'm so jealous of all these drawn characters taking drawn dick.

moooore

Of course!
What sort of thing do you usually play?
Honestly, i dunno off the top of my head. I'm more trying to get this damn pump to work.

All your favorite characters love bbc

Dayum boii even yo daddy can't resist mah big black dick

I'm so excited I can't even put my desires into words

Why would any girl want your tiny white dicklets

ilove d.va

When they can choose from a million bbcs

Why would any man want to stick his cock in a disgusting vagina?

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it's a cartoon....

I usually play shooters and hack and slash.. What about you?

Mmm i guess you'll just have to show me then.

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Compliment my waifus body, it makes me hard.

Claim :o

fuck off weirdo

She needs bbc in her

Well first I want you to do a sort of strip show for meShe has nice legs

She'd look great dressed up as a penguin. :^)

Where are her tits?

MODS

Little bit of everything, to be honest.
What's your favorite game?

Her birthday gift is gonna be fat black cock, white boy

like this?

Her hair is cute.

Something like this~?

Hmm that's a bit tough...Maybe Metal gear solid 3. What about yours?

I'm going to kill you.

I keep meaning to get into the MGS series.
I went back and played 1 and couldn't beat Revolver Ocelot.
I'm a scrub..

Probably Super Metroid.

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Oh, hello again!
How are you?